Anyway I have watched that eagle video clip like 5 times now. That is one of the coolest things ever.
Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.
Subject: N-MUSD Families - Please be advised of this scam - CMPD were involved in an incident at an N-MUSD school site this morning with the same type of call
Woman victim of extortion scam
By Jeremiah Dobruck 6:42 PM PDT, October 29, 2013
Costa Mesa police foiled an extortion scam Monday when a female motorist flagged down an officer because she feared a relative was in grave danger, the department announced.
The crying woman honked her horn and waved over traffic investigator Darren Wood about 9 a.m. near Harbor Boulevard and Hamilton Street, according to a news release from the Costa Mesa Police Department.
The driver was on her cell phone talking to a man who told her he'd abducted her sister after a car crash.
Wood was able to hear the conversation.
He contacted two nearby patrol officers, and the three began passing notes back and forth with the woman while she stayed on the phone.
She confirmed that the man on the phone had called and was threatening to hurt the sister unless he was wired money.
Police tried to contact the woman's sister but couldn't reach her by phone, according to the release.
Officers eventually confirmed that the sister was out of harm's way when they contacted campus security at a community college where the sister was in class.
Police then tried to track down the caller.
The man had reportedly called the woman from a Massachusetts number and asked if she had a sister.
Once she acknowledged she did, the suspect began demanding money in exchange for her protection from a gang member.
Detectives, however, tracked the call to Puerto Rico.
The department warns that scammers can make it appear as if their call is coming from a particular area or even a familiar number.
The tactic is often used in schemes like this meant to trick victims into wiring money to the caller, police said.
what the fuck.
I have a sign up saying not to knock or ring the bell because it will disturb the dogs. Maggie can't be jumping up and barking every 5 mins or her leg could break. Plus I had to go see a friend that just had surgery, just got home now.
vigothecarpathian wont stop messaging me trying to get me to say that he tried to kiss me and that i punched him out at a Holloween party. wtf? What is this?
"If you've lost your faith in love and music, the end won't be long." -The Libertines
post screenshots of the messages.
September 20 - Skeletonwitch
September 21 - Nails
September 23 - The Zombies / Andy Stott
October 2 - Beck
October 3-5 - Austin City Limits
October 10 - Bonobo
October 20 - Mastodon
October 23 - 26 - Housecore Horror Festival
October 29 - The Melvins
November 7-9 - Fun Fun Fun Fest
November 18 - Slayer
I'm sitting on the palm desert Marriott golf course staring at this skinny blonde with HUGE fake breasts with her top off in the house next to me and porno people are taking pictures of her
Translation: I'm working the Sunday shift at my uncle's cell phone store in Glendale and trying to make up interesting things to say.
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