She would just tell me to take allergy medicine. She is allergic to cats and that's what she does.
I seriously can't handle this cat. In the past week it has:
(1) Jumped up on the fridge and knocked down a big glass bowl causing it to break
(2) Caused me to miss my bus due to cleaning up her puke
(3) Scratched me because I would not pet her
(4) Bit me when I tried to pet her
(5) Yowled for 3 straight hours when I was trying to concentrate on work
(6) Scratched at and damaged a brand new armchair
Fucking asshole cat.