The Default Thread

[canexplain]

it is here in denver, which as a politco, is way cool .. just checked my mail .. got a spam called "gods instructed us..." lol, its says "use it and be blessed" now that is funny... gezz bush dog them, but this is really a good cd , they were really good at ws99 which might be the same time i saw then last time ... humm lets do a random again .... cr****

[canexplain]

ok now the Hives, ****

[DeltaSigChi4]

Are you on drugs?

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[amyzzz]

Are you on drugs?

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Is there something wrong with that?

[DeltaSigChi4]

No. I'm not DEA.

I just want to know how serious this guy is about having DNC-visiting people over at his house for lively discussion. Kinda hard to do that when he is incoherent.

Just saying.

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[bmack86]

CR, when is the convention?

[mountmccabe]

I saw a commercial twice yesterday that I think used a song by Camera Obscura (UK) but I am not sure which one. I think it is a local commercial.

[fortydollarsworthofmeat]

alukalethe: today i was at the store
alukalethe: and there was this HUGE black dude talking on one of those bluetooth headsets
alukalethe: and he went to walk out but the automatic sliding door didnt open
alukalethe: and he was like "what the.. fucking hotel california up in here!"
alonetogether86: ahahahaha!
alonetogether86: o wow!
alonetogether86: that's ridiculous!
alukalethe: the cashier CRACKED the fuck up
alukalethe: and i didnt get it until i got out to my car
alukalethe: she kept going "hahahaha HE CANT LEAVE hahahaha"

[DeltaSigChi4]

An Original Tak Story©

i have a smiliar story:

the other day i was in the grocery store, perusing the magazines like i usually do. and i'm just getting into the good part of the new seventeen magazine and this fucking guy bumps into me on accident. i'm standing there like "this fucking guy didn't just bump into me" and then the guy says "hey, sorry for bumping you into you dude." and i'm like "yeah, you're GONNA fucking be sorry, fucking guy. i was just getting to the makeup tips part and you fucking interrupted me." then i assumed my ass kicking crane stance and shouted out "prepare to be attacked, you fucking guy!!" and right as i'm swinging to hit him, the fucking guy cheapshots me out of nowhere and then he does some crazy ass monkey judo move that consisted of him shoving me in the chest and i fall into the magazine rack and tumble to the floor. so i'm sitting on the floor, thinking to myself "man, this guy's probably been trained by a ninja or something!!" but then i think "naw, dax. you're a fucking souljah! get up and wreck this guy's day!!"

so i jump up and i shout "NOW I WILL PUNCH YOU!!" and without warning me, he moves out of the way and i trip on my feet and fall face forward into one of the cakes they had on display. then the guy was all like "look kid, are you done yet?" and i'm like "oh, i'm done alright." (but i wasn't done at all!!! i'm such a trickster!!)

then he started walking away and i grabbed a can of soup and threw it at the back of his head and yelled out "don't fuck with d-tizzle, biyatch!!" and ran away.

i totally fucking pwned that guy

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[Hannahrain]

I'm in need of a brilliant idea.

I have to translate a picture (14x17) into an interesting medium (well, several actually, but for the most part I'm finished). It can be anything I want, but it has to be inexpensive.

Ideas, people. Thank you in advance.

[J~$$$]

more detail please.

[mob roulette]

blow it up, color it with dayglo pastels, and then silkscreen it onto whatever you want. that might look nice.

but agreed. need more details.

[Hannahrain]

I have until tomorrow. It has to stay roughly 14x17. The picture is a lacoste ad with a woman in mid-jump. I have to recreate it 5 times. I have 4 of them done, I just want one more really good one.

Example: I did one of them in mascara, and another in outline with glue.

[Hannahrain]

and also, this (unrelated):

Grand Forks, ND. Feb 23, 2007 WDAZ TV

[J~$$$]

cut out her outline and make it look like she jumped of the ad.

[TomAz]

I have until tomorrow. It has to stay roughly 14x17. The picture is a lacoste ad with a woman in mid-jump. I have to recreate it 5 times. I have 4 of them done, I just want one more really good one.

Example: I did one of them in mascara, and another in outline with glue.

papier mache'

[mob roulette]

make stencil and spray paint. i can't see the video cause we don't have high speed at this office but i'd be willing to bet that anything you came up with for fucking lacoste would be a giant improvement over what they have now.

but remember i don't know a goddamned thing about fashion. trust your instincts here girl.

[Hannahrain]

I've made a decision. I am going to collage this ad out of other, uglier lacoste ads.

either that or paint it on muslin.


thanks for your help, everyone.

edit:

that ad has nothing to do with the assignment. it's an in-depth news report on "the dangers of being emo" from some neurotic news station.

[mountmccabe]

I forgot that on Saturday when I was driving the UHaul I heard "Lazy Eye" on the radio. It was after I eventually found out what frequence the Edge currently is. I could only remember classic rock stations my dad listened to 20 years ago. That still have the same playlists.

Anyway I guess this explains why they're headlining the Clubhouse over Elf Power when they drew less than 100 to the Modified in October.

[amyzzz]

Wait, who is headlining the Clubhouse?

[Hannahrain]

Today, Last.fm played me "cool as kim deal". only the title said "cool as kim dead".

[fortydollarsworthofmeat]

[nothingman00]

I just wanted to say how very much I enjoy being awake at 5:40 in the AM, while my wife, baby and cat are all sleeping. And its all thanks to fucking midterms. Why do professors feel the need to actually adhere to a strict "midterms the week before spring break" routine. I've had a Finance core exam, Chaos theory project proposal (even more fun than it sounds), International Business exam (at least it was take home, though that amounted to 11 pages of essays written), and a marketing management exam and case study. And to make matters worse, the damn case study was about Abercrombie and Bleh... Needless to say, I feel like I'm on crack, and actually wish that I was. That is all. I hope I don't die in my sleep (though a minor coma wouldn;t be too bad).

[Hannahrain]

I'm on a public computer. When I hit paste, I get this:

LE RETOUR DE L'ENFANT PRODIGE !!!!!!!!

Salut Thomas,
J'ai bien reçu ton mail qui m'a fait énormément plaisir;
Pas de problémes pour ton retour, si tu pouvais revenir avant cela m'arrangerait mais si c'est pour le 1er Juillet je ferais face !!!
Cependant Thomas, je compte sur toi au minimum jusqu'au 11 NOVEMBRE, voire plus si tu le desires !!!!!
Amicalement
Ludo

Mon N° : 00 33 6 80 95 76 10

PS : As tu un N° de tél ?

[Courtney]

I'm on a public computer. When I hit paste, I get this:

LE RETOUR DE L'ENFANT PRODIGE !!!!!!!!

Salut Thomas,
J'ai bien reçu ton mail qui m'a fait énormément plaisir;
Pas de problémes pour ton retour, si tu pouvais revenir avant cela m'arrangerait mais si c'est pour le 1er Juillet je ferais face !!!
Cependant Thomas, je compte sur toi au minimum jusqu'au 11 NOVEMBRE, voire plus si tu le desires !!!!!
Amicalement
Ludo

Mon N° : 00 33 6 80 95 76 10

PS : As tu un N° de tél ?

Hahaha. Anyone have free international calls? Let's call Ludo and tell him that Thomas hates him and is NEVER coming back.

[J~$$$]

Please translate, my ignorance is not bliss.

[Courtney]

My French is horrible (where's that Andre guy when I need him?), but it says something like:

THE RETURN OF THE PRODIGAL CHILD!!!!!!

Dear Thomas,

I have received your mail, which gave me much pleasure. There is no problem with your return, if you could come back before then I would arrange it, but if it must be July 1st then I will make do.

However Thomas, I am counting on you [staying] until at least November 11, or even later if you like.

Amicably,
Ludo

My phone number: 00 33 6 80 95 76 10

PS: Do you have a telephone number?

[J~$$$]

I think im in love with Ludo.

[kreutz2112]

I think it was a letter from a French mail order bride to a client from where ever Hannah resides (sf right). The French bride wants her possible husband to stay with her so she can "interview" him longer before he leaves.

[J~$$$]

http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstu...ons.ytmnd.com/