I hate kitty personal trainers.
I hate kitty personal trainers.
It didn't work for Bieber, but maybe it'll work on Morrissey...
Petition the White House to End Morrissey's Constant Tour Cancellations:
9/05 Sister Crayon @ the Rickshaw Stop
9/22 Tove Lo @ the Fillmore
9/27 Simian Mobile Disco @ The Mezzanine
10/5 The War On Drugs @ The Fillmore
10/21 Jessie Ware @ The Chapel
10/24 Little Dragon @ the Fox Theatre
10/24 Rüfüs Du Sol @ The Mezzanine
10/29 PHISH @ Bill Graham Civic Auditorium
10/31 AlunaGeorge @ 1015 (?)
11/29 London Grammar @ the Fox Theatre
Please vote for Duluth
The city where I am from made it to the final two for best outdoor city to live in in America. We beat out Ashville and Minneapolis the last two rounds to get here. Any vote helps and it would be a huge boost for our tourism if we win. We're up 11,000+ at the moment.
Now we need to go visit.
so, this just in. This family friend "Joe" was just in Hawaii on his honeymoon. So, this very old, obese and wise-cracking friend of ours Lisa was coincidentally in Hawaii with her husband David at the same time. So she calls "Joe's" hotel room and says something to the effect of: "hello, this is the concierge. We are having a honeymoon seminar on how to treat women gently. are you interested in attending?" So supposedly "Joe" buys the whole thing and starts asking about the cost until she interrupts "how stupid are you Joe? It's me Lisa!"
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I'm watching The Graduate right now and I'm nearly in tears. Still one of my favorite films of all time.
Well, at about 1AM we were up in the house room, but I don't really like house so I was waiting for the drum 'n' bass to kick in. As soon as I heard it, me and my mate went down there. Five minutes in, the fire alarm starting going off and everyone was like, "Rip it off! Rip it off!" So I thought I'd give it a go. I was completely sober at the time. I jumped up, grabbed it and my little finger got caught in the case because it was all broken, and as I came to rip it back down, my little finger got ripped off completely.I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, 'I've only been here for an hour, I've paid £10 for this night, I've lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I'm going to skank until I can't skank any more.' After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics.
August 30 - Sleep
August 31 - Sleep
September 5 - Seth Troxler
September 9 - Black Vice
September 11 - Earthless
September 14 - Lily Allen
September 16 - Earth
September 20 - Skeletonwitch
September 21 - Nails
September 23 - Andy Stott
October 2 - Beck
October 3-5 - Austin City Limits
October 10 - Bonobo
October 20 - Mastodon
October 23 - 26 - Housecore Horror Festival
October 29 - The Melvins
November 7-9 - Fun Fun Fun Fest
November 15 - Primus
November 18 - Slayer
I invited three Mormons into my apartment today. They preyed. Then we recited passages from their book. Then they had me close the session with a prayor. Very nice young men.
Way to pick on my handicap, Bryan. Nice to see you too.
I learned a new word today from the Mormons. It's called "Apostasy." I like the sound of it. Apparently there was an apostasy in the 19th century and then a 14 year old Joseph Smith saw two apparitions come down from the sun who were indeed God and Christ who then ordained Mr. Smith to end the apostasy forever.
ITT: vigo has a mormon gangbang
I can see some gay dudes being into their look. They were young, dressed in those same conservative slacks and button downs you typically see them in. They rolled up on bicycles. They had very innocent expressions and dispositions. I can totally see it.
I offered them wine but they respectfully declined. I kept an open mind with them and they appreciated it. It was a pleasant experience.
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I think you may have a misunderstanding of the term apostasy, which may have come from their misunderstanding. Apostasy generally refers to a single person rejecting their previously-held religious beliefs, either in favor of a new belief or a lack of belief in a previously-organized religion or a lack of faith in religious tenets in general. I don't think the Mormons generally refer to Joseph Smith as an apostate, especially if he could confirm his faith in the general tenets of Christianity by pointing to the fact that he was visited by the supposed apparitions of God and Christ (same being, right, so why did they come in separate cars?)
They expressed apostasy as meaning a general godless world and they defined their church as a restoration. They were however very young and noted at least twice that they still have much to learn.
I typed that first post while smoking a cigarette on the toilet if that helps explain anything. It certainly does not make me any less retardo.
So is pooping in your house.
One of the strangest opening sentences I can remember having read. Today's NYT.
SEOUL, South Korea — North Korea fired three short-range projectiles off its east coast on Thursday, a day after it warned of retaliation against an American comedy film involving a plot to kill its leader, Kim Jong-un.
That should be fun.
was obama the director or the producer?