"I don't know what you're talking about, lawfully wedded. Everyone knows local ordinances relating to this issue haven't mattered in at least twenty years. In fact, this whole ring trading ceremony hasn't been relevant in at least a century and you're all ignorant if you think it does anything but perpetuate a broken system. Furthermore, everyone knows that marriage was fundamentally designed to be nothing more than a business contract between property owners for the purpose of exchanging a dowry. That being said, I do."