The Default Thread

[SoulDischarge]

My theory continues to be rock solid.

[miscorrections]

I get the SEPARATE ideas, but not how you joined them all into one post.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

And I'm saying that the large amounts don't matter because he's peeing most of it out anyway.

Point taken.

[TomAz]

Tom, I am NOT going to Coachella. My parents are taking me to some American festival in North Carolina for two weeks? The festival campus is dry but rest assured I will be going through many flasks of moonshine.

I don't know which is more disappointing, your missing Coachella or your going to a dry festival.

[miscorrections]

Oh I'll be drinking regardless, there's no doubt about that. And it actually might be kind of nice? On paper it's a little frightening but we're renting a house in the Blue Ridge mountains for a week and there will be bbq and such, so I'm not too worried.

[PotVsKtl]

Bring a mouth guard, they will take your teeth in your sleep.

[TomAz]

what festival is it?

[miscorrections]

Merlefest. Maybe I will meet the overalls-wearing man of my dreams at a Waffle House.

[PotVsKtl]

I arise in at dawn in a hazy mist, the dulcet tones of a expertly-plucked banjo wash down over the camp site out of the Blue Ridge mountains. O Morning, where the sparrows rein! A hillbilly has shat in the cooler.

[canexplain]

Don't dog me about the Roo I actually lived about an hour from there for a couple of years. pretty area....cr****

[miscorrections]

Believe it or not the conversation moved on from your nonsensical ramblings and Pot was not, in fact, referring to you in any way.

[Hannahrain]

I don't know - he did say "hillbilly."

[canexplain]

ALERT All new houses in The Republic of Boulder by law/regulation have to have a plug in for electric cars on the outside of the house or in the garage ..........If you were thinking of building a house there. I just deleted about 5k of msgs out of my yahoo under the auspices of getting more organized. I only have 8k left. fucking spam but I need to give a cursory look at the title at least ....cr****

[algunz]

I totally get what Ron is saying.

[miscorrections]

My grandpa told me to "be a Jew" about asking for a raise.

[canexplain]

My grandpa told me to "be a Jew" about asking for a raise.

Yea I hear the opposite too, ....jew down (for a cheap bargain)....cr****

[miscorrections]

That's not the opposite at all, the stereotype is all about getting a good deal no matter what side of the deal you're on.

[canexplain]

That's not the opposite at all, the stereotype is all about getting a good deal no matter what side of the deal you're on.

Don't argue with me The only jewish joke I think is funny: (And the reason is because I tend to do it also so I am making fun of myself)..... Jewish people read a restaurant menu, right to left. cr****

ie: If you read this, the joke really isn't that funny at all but we all have things to learn....

Both Arabic and Hebrew, and the non-Semitic languages using the Arabic or the Hebrew alphabet, such as Persian and Yiddish, are written from right to left (except for their numbers!). Urdu which is also derived from Arabic and Persian language and ancient indo - aryan language binti is written from right to left. Ancient Egyptian, Etruscan, Greek and the oldest Latin could be written in both directions.
Also Chinese and Japanese can be written right to left (also written from top to bottom, vertically).
Korean is NOT written from right to left

[miscorrections]

Thanks for the Wiki copypasta. I'm sure no one at all ever knew that.

[miscorrections]

And I WILL correct if you're wrong, which you are approximately 99.9% percent of the time whenever you talk about anything that is not getting high or your poor delusional girlfriend, although you are probably wrong at least 95% of the time in those regards too.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Yeah, I mean, get fucked, Ron

[TallGuyCM]

[miscorrections]

Acid and fettucine sounds like a poor combination.

[bmack86]

That's why he has the fettucine in the hot tub.

[miscorrections]

Basking in noodles could be quite pleasant.

[canexplain]

And I WILL correct if you're wrong, which you are approximately 99.9% percent of the time whenever you talk about anything that is not getting high or your poor delusional girlfriend, although you are probably wrong at least 95% of the time in those regards too.

Well whenever we are both at Coachella we can discuss life: (My 3 choices and you get yours; Politics in the last 100 years ... Music the last say 75 years .... Comparable religions the last say 5000 years (A little weak here but I used to know a bit)...If you just want to talk music the last 10 years, and a bit of cooking, you win .......cr****

[miscorrections]

That will never happen because 1) I am not going to Coachella in the forseeable future and 2) if I did I would surely be too busy with the whole music portion to sit down and have a legitimate conversation.

[Tubesock Shakur]

That news article is bullshit. There is no way dude ate that much shit for Lunch.

[Tubesock Shakur]

There had to be a 2hr diarrhea break in there somewhere.

[canexplain]

Things That Will Never Happen
and no Miss C I didn't get this from the web dahhhhh.......cr****
"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." --Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." --Bill Gates, 1981
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out,"
-- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.
"Everything that can be invented has been invented,"