The Default Thread

[canexplain]

I love that Sears spot where the cute couple runs into the fridge cr****

[marooko]

Any draftsmen on this board?

[canexplain]

gurr now someone set a fire in an apartment complex here, 2 dead.... I need a break from this shit ......cr****

[canexplain]

With the fire in the bay area, they said gas will go uo 35 cents by tomorrow yikes cr****

[knytt]

Am I the only one who sounds like this when trying to describe good hip-hop?

[M Sparks]

Got this in my e-mail today. Maybe you wouldn't have to worry about "persecution" so much if you didn't post your cock in a place where a corporate e-mail bot will mail it to everyone in Phoenix who enjoys "fun times".

[ThatGirl]

Wow.

[obzen]

Pigeons -- walking around like they're running shit.

[BROKENDOLL]

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[Mugwog]

Pigeons -- walking around like they're running shit.

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[sbconnection]

Awwwww. So Cute!

[Hannahrain]

This is how many sword canes currently occupy the PDX police force's evidence and property warehouse:



I guess they're one of our "things."

[TomAz]

Can't be, I havent seen it on Portlandia yet.

[HunterGather]

"The Rugrats really were a figment of Angelica's Imagination.

Chucky died a long time ago along with this mother, that's why Chaz is a nervous wreck all the time.

Tommy was a stillborn, that's why Stu is constantly in the basement making toys for the son who never had a chance to live.

The DeVilles had an abortion, Angelica couldn't figure whether it would be a boy or a girl thus creating the twins.
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As for "All Grown Up" Angelica was a bipolar schizophrenic who, as a teenager became addicted to various Narcotics, bringing her back to her childhood and thus her creations she obsessed over, because of time lapse between the present and the last time she interacted with her creations, she made them older, Angelica was constantally taking hits of acid, so she would never have to live without her creations who were her only company, in a judgemental world

Angelica's mom actually died of a heroine overdose, Angelica was schizophrenic/bipolar because she was a crack baby, additionaly Drew in his depression married a gold digging whore, that Angelica idolized because she fooled herself into thinking it was her real mom, but always had a concept of her mom, Cynthia, and took a barbie doll, and made it after her mom's image, wearing an unwashed oranged dress, and having jacked up hair, which is why she was so attached to it, later in life she followed in her mom footsteps w/ drugs and everything, dieing of overdose at age 13 when All Grown Up! was "canceled"

The only rugrat not to be fictional however, was unborn Tommy's brother Dil, however Angelica didnt know the differace between Dil and her creations, Dil didnt follow her commands, after endless crying and a refusal to disapear like the others did when angelica was angry with them, she hit him. And she hit him, screaming a screaching tune, Stu ran in and pulled his neice off of his only child, but it was too late, he had a brain hemerage, which resulted in a deformation, as he grew up his damage only became more evident, by the time he was 9 in All Grown Up! He lived as an outcast, being ridiculed for his weirdness, and retardation, the immense guilt over this is what led to her drug use and is what led Angelica to un-create the rugrats breifly, until her expericance w/ hallucinogenics.

On a trip to Paris to find love, Chaz married a hooker named Kira (He was actually going to marry a differant hooker, but she just wanted him for his money), who had a daughter named Kimi that was torn from her because she was a cocaine addict (Angelica imagined her from Kira's stories), he lost his mind after the death of his wife and was in denial that she was ever prostitue, upon return to America, Chaz and Kira married and she got her greencard, it was actually a really happy/romantic story, Kira continually stuggled with addiction, but was relatively happy w/ her life, and Chaz

Suzie was actually Angelica's only friend, who entertained the thought of Angelica's creations, for her, She later became a phycologist and teamed up w/ Nickelodeon to make the Rugrats! When Angelica died of drug overdose, she helped arrange her funeral, Angelica's death was sad, because of her addiction, she was expelled from society, which lead to a break with reality, and her eventual death, she spent the last days of her life in the back of the school cafeteria, imagining friends around her, and playing with the lives of her creations.

She died March 5, 1994.

Tag your friends if you were throughly mindraped, this is the truth behind your childhood."

[JustSteve]

What's with the assholes working the fish section at Petsmart and other pet stores? I'm buying a goddamn $2 fish for my kids, quit with the fucking interrogation about how big my tank is, how many fish are already in it, what kind of fish are already in it. You give too many shits, people.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

My brother worked at Petco for years. You wouldn't believe how many people wanted to return fish or lizards for completely stupid reason or came back in to complain that their animal died or got sick or got eaten or didn't fit in the tank etc etc, even AFTER going through all of that. he said this was like 80% of their customer. people are fucking stupid. They do it for their own sanity.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Are there any boardies from Montreal?

[HunterGather]

lolololol

Funny or Die is hit or miss, but this is lolarious

[kreutz2112]

This is the captcha I just had to solve.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

The captchas on tinypic are particularly ridiculous

[amyzzz]

I wonder if it is too soon to let my kids watch The Shining? They've already seen The Exorcist.

[locachica73]

I wonder if it is too soon to let my kids watch The Shining? They've already seen The Exorcist.

I still haven't seen the whole movie. As soon as the kid says redrum I freak and turn it off.

[SoulDischarge]

My dad showed me The Shining when I was very young. And took me to see Howard Stern's Private Parts in the theater. So. I hope that helps you make a decision.

[amyzzz]

You still have a fond appreciation for good horror, right?

[ThatGirl]

I saw several adult/scary movies when I was a kid and some I wished I hadn't, the Omen being one and the Shining being another. Those twin girls in the hallway with the blood rushing in, was pretty traumatizing.

[SoulDischarge]

As a kid, that movie is truly traumatizing. You just need to gauge if your children enjoy that kind of trauma as I did.

[locachica73]

If your kids are into that sort of thing I don't see anything wrong with it, as long as you make the choice and are ok with the consequences if it scares them a little too much. My daughter was at a sleepover when she was little and they decided to watch The Blair Witch Project. She wouldn't go to sleep for days and I had to deal with that. I almost sent her to the other kids mom for that week.

[amyzzz]

Yeah, I've been holding out because I am worried about that, BUT my younger daughter did request to watch The Exorcist again recently (so we did). Although we do not bring up our children as religious, so The Exorcist may be more frightening to those who have had a religious upbringing (I still will never use a Ouija board because my old church told me I could get attacked by demons).

I don't know. I tried to explain the plot line of The Shining to them and they seemed intrigued. We'll see.