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    Drunk chick hopped into the driver seat of my friend's ambulance while he and his partner were tending to a patient at scene. Partner saw this, ran across the yard and yanked her out. She told the cop that she wasn't going to go anywhere with it. The cop responded by saying, "Well, you are going somewhere now" and handcuffed her. She's now facing a felony charge.

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    I'm a virgin, and that's not likely to change. Ever. And no, I'm not being melodramatic.


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    Maybe I should try to put together a cruise on my dads boat, get a Coachella crew together and sail down to laguna or something for the day. It's a 47 foot catamaran, so plenty of room for party.
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    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    hahahaha
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    http://oyc.yale.edu/

    Yale University is offering free courses.

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    To those of you who have gotten a passport, does it require you knowing your ex wive's or husband's information? I just got a bizarre call from my ex husband because he needed my ssn, birthday and the date of our wedding for his passport, I gave it out willingly but then I started to question why I would even need to be named on his passport.
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    That sounds fishy

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    To those of you who have gotten a passport, does it require you knowing your ex wive's or husband's information? I just got a bizarre call from my ex husband because he needed my ssn, birthday and the date of our wedding for his passport, I gave it out willingly but then I started to question why I would even need to be named on his passport.
    Fortunately, I've never been married, but that doesn't seem right at all. My paranoid self wants to say he's taking out a loan with your name on it.
    You should have yelled at him for not knowing your birthday and wedding date, anyways.

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    Yeah, that does not seem right at all especially since you are not even married anymore.

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    It sounds a little fishy to me too. Ugh.

    I had to laugh because the only piece of information that he knew that I didn't was the date of the divorce. Man, I am getting shit on from all sides this week.
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    Yes, passport apps require the name/info of your current or most recent spouse. I'm assuming he never remarried, so he would need your info (including marriage/divorce dates). It's not fishy and you're all good.
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    See that guy in the background talking loudly about crab cakes? That's you.

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    I just pulled up the app for a passport, and it doesn't ask for the SSN.
    http://www.state.gov/documents/organization/79955.pdf?

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    He could also be trying to pull up marriage license records as a proof of identification if he has misplaced his social security card, older passport, or any alternate proof of citizenship.

    ...Maybe? I don't know if that's how it works.

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    I am not going to worry about it at this point, I think the SSN is weird, but he probably has better credit than I do so it's not like he is going to get one over on me.
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    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
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    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    I don't know what the fuck this is all about, but I do know I'm going.

    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
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    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    My girlfriend took this photo at her local Ralph's. Excellent.
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    Comments about she left the movie feeling bad and she one of those girls that fuck in the ass to saving her Vagina intercourse for marriage.

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    Good god. I wonder how many of these they've handed out.
    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    See that guy in the background talking loudly about crab cakes? That's you.

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    At least they are Listenening.

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    Wanting to react to your postive sounds a bit personal.

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    "That's the only thing the United States government cares about — money,"
    Says the lady suing for money.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
    Quote Originally Posted by Dogvolta View Post
    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    Simpsons World The Ultimate Episode Guide: Seasons 1-20

    Up there for $15... The original price was $150.
    I realized a lot of u are Simpsons fans so... there ya go.


    Comprehensive episode synopses for 20 seasons of Simpsons, including 128 new gut-busting episodes never before covered! Stuff you may have missed! More screen shots than ever before! Over four hundred character profiles! Every chalkboard phrase Bart has ever written! Nifty new art throughout! Quotes and quips from all your favorite characters! Two or more jam-packed pages devoted to every episode!

    As well as:

    Every couch gag
    A complete filmography of "Itchy & Scratchy"
    Every "D'oh" or "Mmm..." Homer has ever uttered

    I would probably get it just for the "nifty art."

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    A Stereogum commenter made me lol: "I wish the Olympics logo didn't look like Lisa Simpson giving a blowjob."

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    Quote Originally Posted by TallGuyCM View Post
    A Stereogum commenter made me lol: "I wish the Olympics logo didn't look like Lisa Simpson giving a blowjob."

    That is all I will ever see now.

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    Head cheese is not even a fucking cheese.

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    Quote Originally Posted by obzen View Post
    Head cheese is not even a fucking cheese.
    neither is ball cheese, yet sill the cheese in the name. why?

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    I got into Grad School, YAY!

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    I was recently located by an old high school friend who is organizing a class reunion. She's got some pretty funny pictures up from them there times. Fun stuff.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
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    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    Looks like I have to have a kid, or be sick to have my family come visit me. But they're all quick to ask when I'm coming over there. Fuck off.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    I'm going Weekend 2. Which Weekend are you going?

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    Looks like I have to have a kid, or be sick to have my family come visit me. But they're all quick to ask when I'm coming over there. Fuck off.
    I get this all the time too; the rationale is I am the one who moved, so therefore I have the responsibility to go visit them all the time and that they only come up here on my Birthday (they live in San Diego, by the way, which pisses me off even more).

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