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    Default Why the hate?

    Disclaimer!!! Don't get offended by my comments, this is a JOKE (although based off my observations of peoples posts and many years of Coachella experience). I always wondered why there is so much hate on the boards, lets see if I can make light of it all

    The dancers hate the head nodders because they get in the way of them dancing!

    The head nodders hate the dancers because they are always slamming into them!

    The sober folk hate the druggies because they are having more fun than them!

    The druggies hate the sober folk because they can actually remember the festival!

    The gays hate the straights because too many guys in short-shorts give false signals!

    The straights hate the gays because they get WAY MORE action than them!

    The older crowd hate the young crowd because they are only there for the “scene”!

    The young crowd hate the old crowd because they are too old for the “scene”!

    The guys in short-shorts hate the guys in pants because they would rather be hot than show some skin!

    The guys in pants hate the guys in short-shorts because they don’t want to see their white hairy thighs!

    The campers hate the hotel’ers because they get a pool and air conditioning!

    The hotel’ers hate the campers because who doesn’t wanna be at Coachella the whole weekend?!

    The hipsters hate the ravers because of their stupid clothes!

    The ravers hate the hipsters because of their stupid clothes!

    The goths hate everyone because, well, that’s what they are supposed to do!

    Everyone hates the goths because black trenchcoats in 100 degree weather doesn’t seem smart!

    The girls in bikini’s hate the girls not in bikini’s because they are prudes!

    The girls not in bikini’s hate the girls in bikini’s because they look like whores!

    The smokers hate the non-smokers because they will live longer!

    The non-smokers hate the smokers because they keep burning them in crowds!

    The foreigners hate the Americans cause they are rude!

    The Americans hate the foreigners cause they are rude!

    I could keep going but by this point I’m sure enough people are offended or bored (see disclaimer!). It’s Coachella people, stop whining about all the different people and their habits. This is the one time of year we can all go to an amazing festival and do WHATEVER we want! The only hating I agree with is:

    EVERYONE HATES A JACKASS!!!!

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    Default Re: Why the hate?

    Why the long face?

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    Default Re: Why the hate?

    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
    Why the long face?
    Cause I hate short faces!! haha

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    Default Re: Why the hate?

    why ask why? Try Bud Dry. Which I'm not sure they make anymore. Well, drink it anyway.

    Dont add the disclaimer next time or edit it out. Make them think you hate it all. Fuel the fire.

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    Default Re: Why the hate?

    TL;DR

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    Default Re: Why the hate?

    this was the worst thing I've read

    in like forever
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    who the fuck quotes themselves in their sigs?

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    Default Re: Why the hate?

    *based upon tedious fact checking.

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    Default Re: Why the hate?

    is this a ShyGuy alias?
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    i think i would rather suck AIDZ out of gary colemans nutt.

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    Default Re: Why the hate?

    Quote Originally Posted by Daytime Toker View Post
    Disclaimer!!! Don't get offended by my comments, this is a JOKE (although based off my observations of peoples posts and many years of Coachella experience). I always wondered why there is so much hate on the boards, lets see if I can make light of it all

    The dancers hate the head nodders because they get in the way of them dancing!

    The head nodders hate the dancers because they are always slamming into them!

    The sober folk hate the druggies because they are having more fun than them!

    The druggies hate the sober folk because they can actually remember the festival!

    The gays hate the straights because too many guys in short-shorts give false signals!

    The straights hate the gays because they get WAY MORE action than them!

    The older crowd hate the young crowd because they are only there for the “scene”!

    The young crowd hate the old crowd because they are too old for the “scene”!

    The guys in short-shorts hate the guys in pants because they would rather be hot than show some skin!

    The guys in pants hate the guys in short-shorts because they don’t want to see their white hairy thighs!

    The campers hate the hotel’ers because they get a pool and air conditioning!

    The hotel’ers hate the campers because who doesn’t wanna be at Coachella the whole weekend?!

    The hipsters hate the ravers because of their stupid clothes!

    The ravers hate the hipsters because of their stupid clothes!

    The goths hate everyone because, well, that’s what they are supposed to do!

    Everyone hates the goths because black trenchcoats in 100 degree weather doesn’t seem smart!

    The girls in bikini’s hate the girls not in bikini’s because they are prudes!

    The girls not in bikini’s hate the girls in bikini’s because they look like whores!

    The smokers hate the non-smokers because they will live longer!

    The non-smokers hate the smokers because they keep burning them in crowds!

    The foreigners hate the Americans cause they are rude!

    The Americans hate the foreigners cause they are rude!

    I could keep going but by this point I’m sure enough people are offended or bored (see disclaimer!). It’s Coachella people, stop whining about all the different people and their habits. This is the one time of year we can all go to an amazing festival and do WHATEVER we want! The only hating I agree with is:

    EVERYONE HATES A JACKASS!!!!
    I see what you were trying to do there. And you failed hard at it. That was not smart, clever, witty, nor funny.

    Oh, and it's a message board people, whining is what happens, welcome to the internet.
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    Default Re: Why the hate?

    this was awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aguila26 View Post
    this was not awesome.
    fixed

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    Default Re: Why the hate?

    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
    Why the long face?

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    Wake me up when Steve Angello wants me to make some fucking noise

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    Default Re: Why the hate?

    i hate this thread and this thread hates me.

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