This just made me think of this thread.
Oooo, I have a goodun.
So I never get PMs anymore, and today at 4:23 I get this:
It was accompanied by a Friend Request. So I'm driving around working and therefore too fucking busy to possibly give a shit about replying to this bozo because he's probably a weirdo and then he proves it by getting really quickly offended that I haven't responded. By ten pm he had already gone weird, gotten angry that I didn't write him back immediately:Originally Posted by Jmorris7879
You wanna talk? Let's talk in public, weirdo. This is a message board. I come here to entertain, not to answer terrible questions.Originally Posted by Jmorris7879
Hey raaaandy, you got druuuuuuuuuugggzzzz?? I wanna be friendsssssssss.
Comedy bronze might be more apt.
Chad was fun.
Hilarious enough to be the definitive pinnacle of comedy? Is it impossible for you to fathom something precisely two notches funnier? If so, I'm disappointed in you.
No, but awarding ranked medals does by definition. Comedy without hyperbole 2012. For a funnier future.
You're missing the point. Is it feasible that in your life, two things future or past will be or have been measurably funnier than Chad? If not, this may be as far as you have any need to go.
That means absolutely nothing. You can award anything top honors if you set narrow enough parameters. "Honors" was the best word in the last sentence. Linguistic gold. My second toe from the right is cuter than the others. That is aesthetic podiatry gold. That dead hooker smells slightly less bad than the other dead hookers we've buried this week. That is dead hooker gold right there.
That gentleman's grills are a bit more polished than that fellow with the wide brimmed baseball cap. Them grills are gold
12/17: Pere Ubu @ Slims
12/18: Holograms @ Bottom of the Hill
12/28: Mathew Johnson, HRDVSION, Ewan Pearson, Kate Simko @ PW
1/18: Toy @ The Chapel
1/23: Wooden Shjips @ The Chapel
1/25: !!! @ The Chapel
1/25: Robag Whrume @ Public Works
2/4: Frankie Rose, The Mantles @ Rickshaw Stop
2/22: Xiu Xiu @ Bottom of the Hill
2/24: Courtney Barnett @ Rickshaw Stop
3/7: Anthony Naples, Four Tet @ Echoplex
3/23: Kraftwerk @ Fox Theater Oakland
You're wrong and I'm bored.
Someone's got it in for Chris.You know what would be hilarious and would serve this community well? If you kicked superman out of this group? I mean, do you even know that kid? Woof. Trust me, he can find this music out in the ether. He's a piece of shot. Do it. Have a nice day