This just made me think of this thread.
Oooo, I have a goodun.
So I never get PMs anymore, and today at 4:23 I get this:
It was accompanied by a Friend Request. So I'm driving around working and therefore too fucking busy to possibly give a shit about replying to this bozo because he's probably a weirdo and then he proves it by getting really quickly offended that I haven't responded. By ten pm he had already gone weird, gotten angry that I didn't write him back immediately:Originally Posted by Jmorris7879
You wanna talk? Let's talk in public, weirdo. This is a message board. I come here to entertain, not to answer terrible questions.Originally Posted by Jmorris7879
Hey raaaandy, you got druuuuuuuuuugggzzzz?? I wanna be friendsssssssss.
Comedy bronze might be more apt.
Chad was fun.
Hilarious enough to be the definitive pinnacle of comedy? Is it impossible for you to fathom something precisely two notches funnier? If so, I'm disappointed in you.
No, but awarding ranked medals does by definition. Comedy without hyperbole 2012. For a funnier future.
You're missing the point. Is it feasible that in your life, two things future or past will be or have been measurably funnier than Chad? If not, this may be as far as you have any need to go.
That means absolutely nothing. You can award anything top honors if you set narrow enough parameters. "Honors" was the best word in the last sentence. Linguistic gold. My second toe from the right is cuter than the others. That is aesthetic podiatry gold. That dead hooker smells slightly less bad than the other dead hookers we've buried this week. That is dead hooker gold right there.
That gentleman's grills are a bit more polished than that fellow with the wide brimmed baseball cap. Them grills are gold
3/8: Voices from the Lake LIVE @ Monarch
3/17: Forest Swords @ The Independent
3/19: Tycho @ The Catalyst
3/22: St. Vincent @ The Fox
3/22: Dance Mania & Mister Saturday Night @ PW
3/23: Kraftwerk @ The Fox
4/6: Trentemoller @ Mezzanine
4/15: The Knife @ The Fox
4/16: Factory Floor @ The Independent
4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
You're wrong and I'm bored.
Someone's got it in for Chris.You know what would be hilarious and would serve this community well? If you kicked superman out of this group? I mean, do you even know that kid? Woof. Trust me, he can find this music out in the ether. He's a piece of shot. Do it. Have a nice day