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    NachoCat only wore Ed Hardy when it was cool.
    Bitch I only wore that shit when it was Bedazzled.

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    I don't want to look like an idiot. The chicken head makes me look cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    What if you're a big tittied bookish girl? WHAT THEN?
    What's a bookish girl?

    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I was sort of ready to write a bit of a manifesto detailing firstly how unfortunate it is that the kind of people (usually men) that get so seriously personally offended by my occasional sarcastic, mean-spirited remarks have somehow made it through life without any sort of capacity to envision themselves as subjects of potential humor and/or criticism, secondly on how typical it is that their mode of defense in such matters usually results in an attack on physical attractiveness--which in and of itself belies paternalism and misogyny--as a method of trying to establish control over how 'worth' for a woman can be defined, and thirdly, on how frankly the successes and happiness I have had and will continue to have in life are no doubt directly related to my willingness to be outspoken and my ability to give out and take a fucking a joke...
    I was going to ask "why the hell do you socialize with these fucking people?"

    Then I realized that I know a lot of them. Anyway, I like what you've written here. You're smart. You'll make a great secretary.





    See what I did there?
    Rhythm is a dancer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nosurprises12 View Post
    See, this is what I immediately thought of when I read this (and other similar) comment:

    I really need to acquaint myself more with Bill Hicks's stand-up, because every time I see a clip I just want to Hallelujah at my computer screen.
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    It is Joycian (if James Joyce were a Super Bitch).

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    They don't call us that anymore, it's administrative assistant, thank you very much.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    I don't socialize with the person (and larger, people) that I was referencing in my post (and I don't think you do either). In any case I'll have your reports typed up and ready for you before your 3 PM Martini, sir.

    12/31: Derek Plaslaiko, Dave Aju @ f8
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I don't socialize with the person (and larger, people) that I was referencing in my post (and I don't think you do either). In any case I'll have your reports typed up and ready for you before your 3 PM Martini, sir.
    Don't forget you'll need to sit on his lap to take his dictation on your dictaphone.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I.F.A. View Post
    I really need to acquaint myself more with Bill Hicks's stand-up, because every time I see a clip I just want to Hallelujah at my computer screen.
    If you have Netflix, there is a pretty decent documentary which was just released in the instant/streaming section:

    http://movies.netflix.com/Movie/Amer...Story/70126749

    A lot of the performance footage is already available, but there is some good early footage from when he was just starting out and the interviews are pretty interesting/illuminating.
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    I'd contribute to this discussion but I'm still busy reminiscing about the halcyon days of punk. You know, the mid-90s.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I don't socialize with the person (and larger, people) that I was referencing in my post (and I don't think you do either). In any case I'll have your reports typed up and ready for you before your 3 PM Martini, sir.
    You're the sharpest person on this board.
    Rhythm is a dancer.

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    I've cut my hand open on her on several occasions, anyway.

    Cara, I owe you a drink or drug of your choosing if you really did run ramblinon off the board.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nosurprises12 View Post
    If you have Netflix, there is a pretty decent documentary which was just released in the instant/streaming section:

    http://movies.netflix.com/Movie/Amer...Story/70126749

    A lot of the performance footage is already available, but there is some good early footage from when he was just starting out and the interviews are pretty interesting/illuminating.
    Thanks for the tip.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alchemy View Post
    It is Joycian (if James Joyce were a Super Bitch).

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    I've cut my hand open on her on several occasions, anyway.

    Cara, I owe you a drink or drug of your choosing if you really did run ramblinon off the board.
    The odd thing is I don't even think I've made more than a handful of comments towards him in the last few weeks. And he had made it known months ago that he put me on ignore. I don't know. I guess I cunt-brain-washed the rest of you into not embracing him with glee and reverence.

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    1/8: Tamaryn @ The Chapel
    1/28: Beacon @ The Rickshaw Stop
    1/29: Ty Segall, Wand, Cold Beat @ GAMH
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aurgasm View Post
    What's a bookish girl?
    A girl that reads books, naturally.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alchemy View Post
    A girl that reads books, naturally.
    what a boring word and definition...
    Rhythm is a dancer.

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    A girl, who, when you open her up, takes you on a wild adventure.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Take a look, in a book
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    — Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Friends to know, and ways to grow.

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    Conjunction junction, what's your function?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    A girl, who, when you open her up, takes you on a wild adventure.
    Much better.
    Rhythm is a dancer.

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    Now you guys are just being relentless cunts.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    that should be a band name.

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    A Dream Pop band

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aurgasm View Post
    what a boring word and definition...
    Boring is the point. She's bookish, not blu-rayish.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alchemy View Post
    Boring is the point. She's bookish, not blu-rayish.
    touché
    Rhythm is a dancer.

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    Sounds more brunchwave to me.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Bump
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    Riggins PM's me with this. How do I not laugh?

    Originally Posted by Riggins33

    So you called me a pussy in another thread. Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230 never been called a pussy in my life. Sometimes you need to be careful talking shit to people, you would pee your pants and run the other way if you saw me in person homeboy...I'm from the streets old man....Tupac shit.
    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    Let the record state he requested a pic of me.
    heheh
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    We need a thread in which we size each other up.

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    I fear the men's spectrum would run from Alchemy to TallGuy.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Nope. Devin to TallGuy.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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