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    I've got a great one but im not a big enough douche to post it.
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    You're just a big enough douche to mention it and not DIVULGE.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Dissed by amyzzz.

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    Amy wins.
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    ^5 amy.
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    Oh snap
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    I think the safest course is to assume everyone is a fucking nightmare and proceed from there.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.

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    !!! (not the band)

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    I like both the dramatic flair and the ironic undertones of insecurity.

    Quote Originally Posted by ramblinon
    Well, I'm pretty much done with this place... just wanted to say before I go... I have participated in numerous online communities, and NEVER have I found anyone who is so insistent on being a relentless cunt as you have. Your insecurities are as transparent as a window, and your online "personality" is quite clearly a way to deal with your inadequacies as a person.

    At first, I figured your ugliness was relegated to your inner self, but then I saw a close-up pic of you. Yikes.

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    Coincidentally, "Relentless Cunt" is a lingerie line I've been working on for a while.

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    You are quite the cunt on here.
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    There better be a 12 pack ready for me in your hotel room Thursday night....bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    There better be a 12 pack ready for me in your hotel room Thursday night....bitch.
    I GOT YOU
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    kvnty offered me 2 fists for one companion parking pass

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    The best news of all is that that fucklick is going away.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I think the safest course is to assume everyone is a fucking nightmare and proceed from there.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.

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    I'm also sort of annoyed that Cara is the new board cunt. Marriage has softened me.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I think the safest course is to assume everyone is a fucking nightmare and proceed from there.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.

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    This thread confuses me.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Jen, we all have to hand our cunt crowns to someone else at some point. It's unsustainable.
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    I have never had a cunt crown, I do have a bitch necklace though.
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    it seems like some people here put intelligent women into one of three categories;

    1. cunts
    2. bitches
    3. courtney

    and i'm always surprised when people i think are fun are called cunts in a non-joking way.


    anyway, enough sidebar, on with the show.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    YES! I have my own category! My plot for world domination is going as planned.

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    But really, I would say that the systematic labeling of smart women as bitches is hardly relegated to this message board. It's just perhaps a bit more visible here because there is less of a social barrier to post harsh words.

    I'd go so far as to say that most intelligent women in the United States are quite used to this common defense mechanism employed primarily by intimidated men, and have come to expect it in certain types of circumstances. I know that I have.

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    I don't get that. I find intelligence VERY sexy. So please...carry on with your sexy self.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post


    Coincidentally, "Relentless Cunt" is a lingerie line I've been working on for a while.
    PLEASE tell me there will be a fashion show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by downingthief View Post
    I don't get that. I find intelligence VERY sexy. So please...carry on with your sexy self.
    It usually goes something like this:


    Open scene.

    Art gallery opening. Thursday night. Pretentious minimalist florescent yellow paintings on wall. Crowd buzzes with the sort of noisy clatter that is hovering perilously close to breaking out from lively art party to full on drunken frat boy infestation.

    Ed Hardy t-shirt wearing guy approaches quietly pensive bookish girl in corner.

    Guy: Don't you love the [completely irrelevant attribute] in this piece? The artist himself told me [completely fake fact].

    Girl nods politely and tries to avoid eye contact.

    Guy: I'm thinking about picking one up for my second home in [tacky and over-priced vacationing community].

    Girl nods and steps further away.

    Guy follows and moves several steps closer.

    Guy: I'm mostly tied up in emerging markets and biotech right now, but my broker wants me to diversify. What do you think of this one?

    Guy points to ugliest piece in the entire show.

    Girl sighs.

    Girl: It's not my favorite.

    Guy: Oh yeah? Because it really reminds me of [random artist he once had a poster of in his college dorm room]. And I think it would match my couch.

    Girl: I wouldn't recommend buying a million dollar work of art because it matches your couch. Perhaps you should reevaluate your priorities. Excuse me, I think my friend is trying to flag me down on the other side of the room.

    Girl turns sideways and squeezes through the crowd to try to escape. She winces slightly as she hears the guy mutter under his breath.

    Guy: Bitch.

    Close scene.
    Last edited by Courtney; 08-04-2011 at 10:38 AM.

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    Ha Ha ha!

    You need to get off that island.

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    I don't know. That chick does sound like a bitch, but it's to make that guy go away anyway.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    How is being polite and extricating yourself from an unwanted conversation being a bitch?
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    If a guy has that approach, he deserves it.

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    She has to be a bitch to make him go away. She sounds pretentious. To me, that's bitchy.

    edit: what I mean is, I don't really like the scenario that Courtney set up because a woman has to be bitchy to make that guy go away. Does that make sense?
    Last edited by amyzzz; 08-04-2011 at 10:35 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    I actually agree with (pre-edit) Amy. The dude's obviously clueless to the woman's disinterest and needs a direct rejection to even register it, but she's not exactly unbitchy in her delivery.

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    Eh, it's something I would do. Tevs.
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    On the wrong day I'm sure I'd do the same thing. I just wouldn't deny that it was sort of bitchy.

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