Drink Drank Drunk: A lesson in grammar

[daxton]

I can't help but think about how delighted He Who Shan't Be Named would be to rip this shit into pieces.

Who the fuck cares?

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

I can't help but think about how delighted He Who Shan't Be Named would be to rip this shit into pieces.

RandallMort. *snicker*

[malcolmjamalawesome]

What do you think constitutes intelligence?

I think the ability to check one's own grammar properly after beginning a thread which complains about people's poor grammar constitutes intelligence.

[captncrzy]

Who the fuck cares?

Everybody but you.

[daxton]

Everybody but you.

Wrong.

[BlackSwan]

I'm surprised Hannah has avoided this thread. Well, kinda.

[amyzzz]

Everybody but you.

Actually I don't care. Fuck Randy.

[captncrzy]

I misspoke.

Everybody that matters.

[daxton]

I think the ability to check one's own grammar properly after beginning a thread which complains about people's poor grammar constitutes intelligence.

Making a mistake and not knowing something are two different things, and my issue was drink/drank/drunk not its vs. it's.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Making a mistake and not knowing something are two different things, and my issue was drink/drank/drunk not its vs. it's.

Right. But you're still not very bright.

[daxton]

I'm surprised Hannah has avoided this thread. Well, kinda.

So am I. If anyone else yells at me, though, I may cry. Please don't make me feel stupider.

[BlackSwan]

I think MJA is saying that if you are going to start a thread about grammar, your first post should be grammatically correct, and you should know that you are going to get shit if it isn't.

[daxton]

I know I know. FUCKING OOPS. Geez.

[koryp]

If "he who shan't be named" were here, would he smite her? Would she then have been smote? Certainly smittenis not appropriate here.

[amyzzz]

I misspoke.

Everybody that matters.

Cold.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

It's not just "fucking OOPS." It's more "This Is The Dumbest Possible Thing I Could Do." Especially when you were trying to be all cunty about grammar.

[captncrzy]

If "he who shan't be named" were here, would he smite her? Would she then have been smote? Certainly smittenis not appropriate here.

Smited?

[MassonaBlackEyes]

*awaiting for a potential breakdown*

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Smited?

Smotened

[MassonaBlackEyes]

smuted

[algunz]

I know I know. FUCKING OOPS. Geez.

Soooo..... shouldn't you stop whining too?

[koryp]

smuted

What vowel sound for "u" would be used here? Interesting either way.

[BlackSwan]

It's not just "fucking OOPS." It's more "This Is The Dumbest Possible Thing I Could Do." Especially when you were trying to be all cunty about grammar.

Well, she is succeeding in the cunty department.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

I wonder if she went to college.

[MassonaBlackEyes]

What vowel sound for "u" would be used here? Interesting either way.

the r sound

[algunz]

What vowel sound for "u" would be used here? Interesting either way.

The long U, because the consonant isn't doubled.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

I wonder if she went to college.

she probably went to collage

[MassonaBlackEyes]

I wonder if she went to college.

everest probably

[koryp]

The long U, because the consonant isn't doubled.

Very astute observation. So about smote when can I use this in a sentence? I like the word alot and rarely get to use it.

[algunz]

We must smote a lot.