View Poll Results: Intentions going in?

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  • Went for the music nothing more

    27 36.49%

  • Went in looking for a hook-up

    7 9.46%

  • Went in with my boo by my side.

    12 16.22%

  • Not hooking up with anybody, but if they're attractive..

    9 12.16%

  • Getting laid.

    19 25.68%
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Thread: Females only!

  1. 04-26-2011, 11:36 AM #1
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    Default Females only!

    What were your intentions going into Coachella?
    My buddies always say girls are always taken, personally as a married man I'm in it for the music.
    Last edited by CoachellaVet01; 04-26-2011 at 11:42 AM.
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  2. 04-26-2011, 11:37 AM #2
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    Default Re: Females only!

    To meet other females.
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    this year will be a little different due to my scheduling as the Psychic Friend's bitch.
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  3. 04-26-2011, 11:43 AM #3
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    Default Re: Females only!

    Quote Originally Posted by CoachellaVet01 View Post
    My buddies always say girls are always taken, personally as a married man I'm in it for the music.
    what?
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.
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    My dog is great at spooning.
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  4. 04-26-2011, 11:43 AM #4
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    Default Re: Females only!

    Is this a fucking joke? Is it really 2011?
    5/25-5/27: MOVEMENT DETROIT
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    6/26: Colin Stetson @ The Chapel
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  5. 04-26-2011, 11:44 AM #5
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    Default Re: Females only!

    Worst. Poll. Ever.
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    I'm watching one of our cats trying to rape another one of our cats. Once I get a pizza, it will be a truly perfect day.
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  6. 04-26-2011, 11:45 AM #6
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    Default Re: Females only!

    simple question:

    did you go for music or cock?
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  7. 04-26-2011, 11:47 AM #7
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    Default Re: Females only!

    so does anyone in this thread want to hook up?
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.
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  8. 04-26-2011, 11:48 AM #8
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    Default Re: Females only!

    i would, but i'm here for the music
    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    The 2 Chainz crowd represented humanity at its worst.
    | May 22 - Paul McCartney | May 24 - Black Flag | May 25 - Soundgarden | May 31 - Baroness | June 1 - Andy Stott | June 10 - Dragonette | June 22 - Tricky | July 27 - Black Sabbath | August 2 - Rob Zombie/Mastodon |August 15 - Queens of the Stone Age | October 4-6 - ACL |
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  9. 04-26-2011, 11:48 AM #9
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    Default Re: Females only!

    I do! My gender is defined solely by my sexual endeavors!
    5/25-5/27: MOVEMENT DETROIT
    6/6: The Field @ The Independent
    6/26: Colin Stetson @ The Chapel
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  10. 04-26-2011, 11:50 AM #10
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    Default Re: Females only!

    Where is the: "For the fashion show & to critique & make fun of people for what they're wearing". option.
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    put on Sade on loud but not too loud, start a cracklin warm fire...make sure it really crackles, ask her to lay down on your animal skin rug, pour a cool crisp glass of Chardennay without looking directly at the glass or bottle...your eyes are only on her, then find out what happens

    you'll thank me later
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  11. 04-26-2011, 11:57 AM #11
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    Default Re: Females only!

    I was there for the lesbian orgy. Sorry if you didn't get the invite - "females only", obvs.
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    It is Joycian (if James Joyce were a Super Bitch).
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  12. 04-26-2011, 12:34 PM #12
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    Default Re: Females only!

    I'm a canine, and I went for the petting.
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  13. 04-26-2011, 12:54 PM #13
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    Default Re: Females only!

    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    so does anyone in this thread want to hook up?
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    At Coachella some dudes walked up to me and asked what the secret to things were, like I knew.
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    at least this thread fulfilled my racist expectations
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  14. 04-26-2011, 01:41 PM #14
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    Default Re: Females only!

    I hope the 8 people that voted were all joking, otherwise... Lotus: did you vote?
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  15. 04-26-2011, 02:14 PM #15
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    Default Re: Females only!

    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    simple question:

    did you go for music or cock?
    Can't it be music and cock? Or is that flying too close to the sun?
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    6/28 - Baths @ El Rey
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    9/15 - GY!BE @ Belly Up
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  16. 04-26-2011, 03:14 PM #16
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    Default Re: Females only!

    what is the difference between "went in looking for a hook up" and "getting laid"?

    personally as a married man I'm in it for the ogling. and the hugs.
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    is TomAz allowed to talk to people that way around here?
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  17. 04-26-2011, 03:16 PM #17
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    Default Re: Females only!

    also I got $50 that the OP has yet to consummate his marriage.
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  18. 04-27-2011, 10:22 PM #18
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    Default Re: Females only!

    What about ALL of the above?
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  19. 04-27-2011, 11:33 PM #19
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    Default Re: Females only!

    Quote Originally Posted by I.F.A. View Post
    I was there for the lesbian orgy. Sorry if you didn't get the invite - "females only", obvs.
    Was this on Friday because I missed that whole day.
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    If you're in a relationship that causes Ancestry.com to crash, it's probably inappropriate.
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  20. 05-06-2011, 05:59 AM #20
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    Default Re: Females only!

    Quote Originally Posted by Pixiessp View Post
    Was this on Friday because I missed that whole day.
    Yep. We told you to pull it together and get in there. See what you missed?
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  21. 05-06-2011, 04:07 PM #21
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    Default Re: Females only!

    Quote Originally Posted by Starraven View Post
    I'll take the one in the back with the black jacket.

    Oh yes.
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  22. 05-07-2011, 12:32 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Yep. We told you to pull it together and get in there. See what you missed?
    Damn! I had a feeling Robyn wasn't the only thing I was missing that day.
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    If you're in a relationship that causes Ancestry.com to crash, it's probably inappropriate.
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  23. 06-09-2011, 12:54 AM #23
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    Default Re: Females only!

    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    simple question:

    did you go for music or cock?
    If someone is willing to pay $269 for a weekend of cock, I can make them a better offer.
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  24. 06-09-2011, 05:37 AM #24
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    Default Re: Females only!

    Yeah...me too. I'll throw in the balls!
    Youth, you son of a bitch, where did you go?

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    so I assume you've never been cunt punched at a festival? Well lucky you!
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  25. 06-09-2011, 04:47 PM #25
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    Default Re: Females only!

    ban/delete
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