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    I wanted to get the best seat that i could for the gorillaz. I had been in the mosh for 3 previous acts throughout the weekend and it was awesome. i had some space and people were nice. this brings me to the tragedy of sunday night. i got to the set an hour and half early. I love the gorillaz and have never been a huge fan of radiohead/thom yorke. I know i will be flamed for this, i just never really got into it. Regardless, i first get into the mosh about 10 people back from the right screen and while standing there some asshole puts his cig out on my ankle. Then a half hour later everybody shoves in and we are standing like sardines, no room to move. the guy behind me is 50 year old fucked up dirtbag who insists on having his junk basically inside my butt. i move my hips forward and my shoulders back. he does the exact the same thing moving his hips forward and shoulders back so his junk is still in my butt. next their is a 16 year old kid who is rolling on my right and for an hour and a half straight he is rocking back and forth hitting me every single time. if i leaned away he would rock all the way until he touched my arm and then rock the other way and repeat. i stuck my arm out and every single time he would bump into me. for an hour and a half straight. then the guy who put his ciggarette in my ankle was also a 50 year old fucked up dirtbag who is so fucked up falls over in the mosh and has the creepiest grin on his face that ive ever seen. scared the hell out of me and third there was 3 crowd surfers who came from behind and nailed me because i couldnt see them obviously. just a terrible terrible crowd. it was awful.


    I shouldve gone to thom yorke.

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    or moved
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    I found junk in my butt.
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    Are you a fat Mexican girl?
    Youth, you son of a bitch, where did you go?

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    so I assume you've never been cunt punched at a festival? Well lucky you!

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    That was Tiesto, touching your butthole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    That was Tiesto, touching your butthole.
    lol

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    You couldn't handle "the mosh" at a Gorillaz show? Pussy.

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    I was in the mosh for a Megadeth show once and everyone was running around hitting me and I was all WTF, I'm trying to enjoy the show! So I didn't move and just complained the entire time. I totally see where you're coming from.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrettShipes View Post
    I was in the mosh for a Megadeth show once and everyone was running around hitting me and I was all WTF, I'm trying to enjoy the show! So I didn't move and just complained the entire time. I totally see where you're coming from.
    I see what you did there...
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    this thread made the lulz for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrettShipes View Post
    I was in the mosh for a Megadeth show once and everyone was running around hitting me and I was all WTF, I'm trying to enjoy the show! So I didn't move and just complained the entire time. I totally see where you're coming from.
    This is serious:

    I was in the pit at Slayer, and there was a guy crowd surfing in a wheel chair.

    That's hard core!
    Youth, you son of a bitch, where did you go?

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    so I assume you've never been cunt punched at a festival? Well lucky you!

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    If you can't stand the heat get the hell out of the kitchen.

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    Always punch crowd surfers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheddar's Cousin View Post
    This is serious:

    I was in the pit at Slayer, and there was a guy crowd surfing in a wheel chair.

    That's hard core!
    Thats fucking insane. That shit could only happen at a Slayer show
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrettShipes View Post
    I was in the mosh for a Megadeth show once and everyone was running around hitting me and I was all WTF, I'm trying to enjoy the show! So I didn't move and just complained the entire time. I totally see where you're coming from.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheddar's Cousin View Post
    This is serious:

    I was in the pit at Slayer, and there was a guy crowd surfing in a wheel chair.

    That's hard core!
    Pics of that would be priceless.

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    I know, but whose gonna pull out a camera in the middle of that mayhem?

    Not me!
    Youth, you son of a bitch, where did you go?

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    so I assume you've never been cunt punched at a festival? Well lucky you!

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    If I could do sunday night over again, I would've not left Thom Yorke early, even though Gorillaz was my number one to-see act. I probably wouldn't have boomed either because that just made me sketched about the crowd I was in. Bunch a fuckin weirdos not even into Gorillaz. I don't have much against foreigners except they are so fucking annoying. I'd have enjoyed sitting far in the back with space to myself.

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    lol I was in the Mosh for Tool '06, and after the 7 foot buff guy a few feet from me passed out from the pressure, and my vision started to go black around the edges because I couldn't take a full breath, that's when it started to get fun.

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    It's not that difficult to move. I was in an amazing spot for the Gorillaz. I was on the center rail, and had room to dance. The only douche moves were by this couple practically standing on top of me as I sat and waited for an hour before the set.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Always punch crowd surfers.
    Or grab their tits if they're chicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jordanp View Post
    the guy behind me is 50 year old fucked up dirtbag who insists on having his junk basically inside my butt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by juloxx View Post
    Thats fucking insane. That shit could only happen at a Slayer show
    I saw it happen at a Weezer show.

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    I'm not sure what this has to do with the Gorillaz....
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    yeah you messed up big time. Thom Yorke was the best thing at Coachella 2010. There was tons of space too because everyone went to go wait for the mediocre Gorillaz performance. HA HA!!
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    Whenever something like this happened, I just said, excuse me, could you get out of my fucking space please? I got a couple dirty looks but it worked very time. It does help to be 6'4" and 220.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EverGreen407 View Post
    yeah you messed up big time. Thom Yorke was the best thing at Coachella 2010.
    not to people that don't like thom yorke.

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    did see a couple of non-surfing wheelchairs @ slayer/manson, but the real hilarity was super-hardcore-shirtless-mofo-tat-brah who had been yelling and "pit prepping", only to go down tko-style halfway into the opener and being carted away after being summarily dumped towards the back.
    pit etiquette is a wondrous thing........and this nothing to do w/gorillaz

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    sounds like Jordan got a bonus! Bonus wang!

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    ....I dropped my cig, enough with your accusations!

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