Black douche fingering his girl during LCD

[*SURREAL*]

You should have put it in his butt. Then asked him how the show was.

that would have worked if i were GAY !

[Strange]

Who brings lube to a show?

lol I was thinking that same thing, and one other thing:
What did the security guy think when he saw the lube?? rofl

[Mau5 Boyz]

YEAH....this thread goes out to you .
Your a fucking disgusting pile of shit .
Here's the story . My friends and i got a sweet spot against the rail ( in the corner left side ) early in the day to post up for Jay Z , and to watch all the other great bands playing before . Two bitchy fat Mexican girls come over and wiggle their way in between us , and start making phone calls to their boyfriend ( lil black douche i will call him ) , so eventually lil black douche makes his way over , i see him stepping on people , shoving his way through the crowd , and just annoying the shit out of everyone to get to his fat girls . When he gets there ( right before LCD started ) hes right in front of my friend all grinding on his girl , then pulls out some lube , squirts it on his fingers , and sticks them in her ass . I could hear him say , " does it hurt , does it hurt " , and the whole time grinding away .
Lil black douche and the fat mexi girls are prime example of what alot of people this year seem to be complaining about , or is just my bad luck that i had to experience that annoying sack of shit ?

Damz wishez iz waz therez wouldz havez joinz inz thez funz smellz myz fingerz

[motionnn77]

Dios Mio!!! Buscandas yo y mi novio??? Y mis nalgas grandes??! Y el dedo de my novio en mis nalgas grandes??

Cochino!!

[HandBanana]

[Rosemont17]

yumm! coochie coochie!!

[malcolmjamalawesome]

[malcolmjamalawesome]

[malcolmjamalawesome]

I've never come to orgasm with just butthole

Fap.

[gaypalmsprings]

I can't believe this thread has 100 posts.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

^^^ I assume you mean because you feel it should have 100,000.

[Cheddar's Cousin]

Riding dirty? Damn, I need to keep up with the lingo. I could have sworn it was still called "tenderizing the cinnamon ring."

Tickling the starfish

[Opt!m!st!c]

[anevaude]

I'm so sorry you had to go through that!

[IRSCOTT]

I've done a lot of things at music festivals in my day. And like most people, sure, I've fingered some butt holes during LCD Soundsystem. No big.

Sigg worthy

[ballroomdancer22]

i bet they put on a better show than sly stone

[matsuolost]

tinwop

[Sleepingrock]

Maybe it was Tiesto in disguise?

[ivankay]

Is this up for consideration for some kind of "Thread of the Year" MJA?

[fiopadp7791]

How the fuck did I miss this thread 8+ months ago!? Full of lulz. But SleepingRock- why the bump?

[ghettosteez]

by the 4th page of reading this thread, i started to smell nonexistent fart in the air

[Paradigm]

this has got to be one of the most hilarious threads ive ever read

[weeklymix]

this has got to be one of the most hilarious threads ive ever read

Shut the fuck up, froob.

[Mammoth85]

Did you consider engaging this lil black douche? Perhaps an appropriate conversation starter would have been: "pardon me sir, would you mind taking your finger out of your girlfriends asshole? We're trying to enjoy LCD Soundsystem."

[heyeric]

Smell my finger.

No, you smell my finger

[discobotica]

[bottomfeeder]

you no like the dirty sanchez?

[intuitionn]

[Fresh prince of Coachella]

[thefrush]

I'm 16, next year I'll be.... uhh... REMIX!