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    Quote Originally Posted by Suffacated View Post
    Watching that might get me to pop a chubby after awhile....
    nice , except they were nasty , i wouldnt have cared so much if they were hot
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    Didn't it smell?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sison3531 View Post
    it was me.
    oh really , okay , what were you wearing ? and i will say if it was really you
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    Get past the smell, ya got it licked.

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    that had to be some ripe ass, hope she was using some baby wipes in 'dat porta poddy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    Didn't it smell?
    i didnt smell anything , my friends and i joked about that afterwards

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    Quote Originally Posted by *SURREAL* View Post
    YEAH....this thread goes out to you .
    Your a fucking disgusting pile of shit .
    Here's the story . My friends and i got a sweet spot against the rail ( in the corner left side ) early in the day to post up for Jay Z , and to watch all the other great bands playing before . Two bitchy fat Mexican girls come over and wiggle their way in between us , and start making phone calls to their boyfriend ( lil black douche i will call him ) , so eventually lil black douche makes his way over , i see him stepping on people , shoving his way through the crowd , and just annoying the shit out of everyone to get to his fat girls . When he gets there ( right before LCD started ) hes right in front of my friend all grinding on his girl , then pulls out some lube , squirts it on his fingers , and sticks them in her ass . I could hear him say , " does it hurt , does it hurt " , and the whole time grinding away .
    Lil black douche and the fat mexi girls are prime example of what alot of people this year seem to be complaining about , or is just my bad luck that i had to experience that annoying sack of shit ?
    Haha! I don't know what is worse. The ass fingering or that he actually prepared for it and brought a bottle of lube.

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    I fucken love this thread hahahaha
    I Got The Munchies like a Homeless Person!!

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    hahaha. omg. i was hoping to hear something like this. during gorillaz, some mexicans were grinding next to me. he the dude just wanted this girl, and didn't give a fuck about GORILLAZ. eventually the girl left (i'm not sure if they even knew each other) and he stood there for a moment looking so disappointed.
    God, the crowd at gorillaz really got on my nerves.

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    hey! i'm not mexican!
    your ≠ you're

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    two in the pinky and one in the stinky

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grant View Post
    I guess the fingering was so good they left and had sex in my tent. Of all tents. deep fucking sigh
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    Wait, what? Someone had butt sex in your tent?
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    This is what 18 holes smells like.


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    damn that finger must of smelled like rotten taco meat!

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    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rosemont17 View Post
    damn that finger must of smelled like rotten taco meat!
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    Quote Originally Posted by *SURREAL* View Post
    believe me , it happened , i wish it didnt . i couldnt make something like this up if i tried . its funny now , but at the time it was annoying as fuck !
    and why were you looking? the stage is up much higher than someone's butthole...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    and why were you looking? the stage is up much higher than someone's butthole...
    because it all started before LCD came on . when the guy pulled out the lube , i was thinking to myself , what is he get'n ready to do with that ?
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    People will complain about anything these days
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    Default Re: Black douche fingering his girl during LCD

    Who brings lube to a show?

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    Quote Originally Posted by elChurro View Post
    Who brings lube to a show?
    Obviously someone who is intending on riding dirty. He wasn't planning on getting caught.
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    Riding dirty? Damn, I need to keep up with the lingo. I could have sworn it was still called "tenderizing the cinnamon ring."
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    never realized a fedora and some ray bans can ruin someone elses weekend. you people are pussies.

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    Untethering the tennis ball
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    Did he at least have baby wipes or something for that finger when he was done? I wonder how many of us he touched with it on his way out?
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    Ass to mouth. Cleans that shit right off.
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    I don't believe this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by juloxx View Post
    People will complain about anything these days
    yeah ....okay , let it happen to you . some douche fingering his girl , all bumping on you while doing it , while your trying to watch a show ( not a butt fuck show ) . at least i aint complaining about people wearing fedoras , go drop that comment on them !
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    ass douche. haha
    eww, i think i can smell it from here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by *SURREAL* View Post
    yeah ....okay , let it happen to you . some douche fingering his girl , all bumping on you while doing it , while your trying to watch a show ( not a butt fuck show ) . at least i aint complaining about people wearing fedoras , go drop that comment on them !
    You should have put it in his butt. Then asked him how the show was.
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    never realized a fedora and some ray bans can ruin someone elses weekend. you people are pussies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daxton View Post
    I want to know about this too.
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