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    Quote Originally Posted by Opt!m!st!c View Post
    You should have put it in his butt. Then asked him how the show was.
    that would have worked if i were GAY !
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    Quote Originally Posted by elChurro View Post
    Who brings lube to a show?
    lol I was thinking that same thing, and one other thing:
    What did the security guy think when he saw the lube?? rofl

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    YEAH....this thread goes out to you .
    Your a fucking disgusting pile of shit .
    Here's the story . My friends and i got a sweet spot against the rail ( in the corner left side ) early in the day to post up for Jay Z , and to watch all the other great bands playing before . Two bitchy fat Mexican girls come over and wiggle their way in between us , and start making phone calls to their boyfriend ( lil black douche i will call him ) , so eventually lil black douche makes his way over , i see him stepping on people , shoving his way through the crowd , and just annoying the shit out of everyone to get to his fat girls . When he gets there ( right before LCD started ) hes right in front of my friend all grinding on his girl , then pulls out some lube , squirts it on his fingers , and sticks them in her ass . I could hear him say , " does it hurt , does it hurt " , and the whole time grinding away .
    Lil black douche and the fat mexi girls are prime example of what alot of people this year seem to be complaining about , or is just my bad luck that i had to experience that annoying sack of shit ?
    Damz wishez iz waz therez wouldz havez joinz inz thez funz smellz myz fingerz

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    Dios Mio!!! Buscandas yo y mi novio??? Y mis nalgas grandes??! Y el dedo de my novio en mis nalgas grandes??

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    yumm! coochie coochie!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I've never come to orgasm with just butthole
    Fap.
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    I can't believe this thread has 100 posts.

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    ^^^ I assume you mean because you feel it should have 100,000.
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Opt!m!st!c View Post
    Riding dirty? Damn, I need to keep up with the lingo. I could have sworn it was still called "tenderizing the cinnamon ring."
    Tickling the starfish
    Youth, you son of a bitch, where did you go?

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    so I assume you've never been cunt punched at a festival? Well lucky you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    never realized a fedora and some ray bans can ruin someone elses weekend. you people are pussies.

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    I'm so sorry you had to go through that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Radiohead View Post
    I've done a lot of things at music festivals in my day. And like most people, sure, I've fingered some butt holes during LCD Soundsystem. No big.
    Sigg worthy
    Quote Originally Posted by Radiohead View Post
    I've done a lot of things at music festivals in my day. And like most people, sure, I've fingered some butt holes during LCD Soundsystem. No big.

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    i bet they put on a better show than sly stone
    I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member...

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    tinwop
    as predicted by nostradamus

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    Maybe it was Tiesto in disguise?


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    Is this up for consideration for some kind of "Thread of the Year" MJA?

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    How the fuck did I miss this thread 8+ months ago!? Full of lulz. But SleepingRock- why the bump?
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    How is any of that ironic? On this board I absolutely expect terrible people to call other people terrible.

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    by the 4th page of reading this thread, i started to smell nonexistent fart in the air

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    this has got to be one of the most hilarious threads ive ever read

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paradigm View Post
    this has got to be one of the most hilarious threads ive ever read
    Shut the fuck up, froob.

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    Did you consider engaging this lil black douche? Perhaps an appropriate conversation starter would have been: "pardon me sir, would you mind taking your finger out of your girlfriends asshole? We're trying to enjoy LCD Soundsystem."
    "It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge"

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheeksneak View Post
    Smell my finger.
    No, you smell my finger

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    you no like the dirty sanchez?

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    I'm 16, next year I'll be.... uhh... REMIX!
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