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    I've never come to orgasm with just butthole, so I'm guessing that she didn't. She was smiling when she left because it was finally over.

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    He was just on his 10 minute break from selling people their churros.

    Which I guess answers everybody's question about there being a new flavor of churro this year.

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    Those must have been some Shaq sized fingers.
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    i saw a relatively good looking couple going at it by the gobi/kin area. the girl had a great ass and he was fingering her, her 'skirt' was about 2x2. hey at least they were good looking that tends to make it more acceptable and less gross
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    I guess the fingering was so good they left and had sex in my tent. Of all tents. deep fucking sigh
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    Grant, i feel for you and your violated tent
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grant View Post
    I guess the fingering was so good they left and had sex in my tent. Of all tents. deep fucking sigh
    Quote Originally Posted by Grant View Post
    had sex in my tent. Of all tents. deep fucking sigh
    Quote Originally Posted by Grant View Post
    Of all tents. deep fucking sigh
    Quote Originally Posted by Grant View Post
    deep fucking sigh
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    deep fucking
    Excellent choice of words.
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    never realized a fedora and some ray bans can ruin someone elses weekend. you people are pussies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by *SURREAL* View Post
    well , like i said , she was real bitchy when she first got there , but when they left she was all happy , so my guess is yeah . maybe her asshole was itchy , just needed a scratch
    He may have been trying to retrieve his stash, some aidz needles, some glow sticks or perhaps a warm little snack to hold him over till churro time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HandBanana View Post
    If anyone here that knows me on Facebook ever figures out who this black dude is, plz tell him to friend request me, k?
    lmao

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    Was it during Yeah? My asshole always needs some loving during those fat beats.
    Saved two girls at DFA. Come at me karma.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleeping Lion View Post
    Was it during Yeah? My asshole always needs some loving during those fat beats.
    actually it was right before LCD started , and he pretty much packed it the whole show , i bet she spat out pancakes after that !
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    I was dancing my ass off towards the back center. As wierd as this sounds I wish I couldve seen this for about 10 seconds. I'm an adventurer and I'll enjoy lifes experiences one ass fingering at a time.
    Saved two girls at DFA. Come at me karma.
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    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    Quote Originally Posted by Sleeping Lion View Post
    I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for booze, I can tell you I don't have any top shelf liquor. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career in the porn industry. Skills that make me a gift for people like you. If you camp with me, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will bang you.

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    Neat I've been "quoted"! ^
    Never had a clue, e-fist bump brah!
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    Quote Originally Posted by *SURREAL* View Post
    YEAH....this thread goes out to you .
    Your a fucking disgusting pile of shit .
    Here's the story . My friends and i got a sweet spot against the rail ( in the corner left side ) early in the day to post up for Jay Z , and to watch all the other great bands playing before . Two bitchy fat Mexican girls come over and wiggle their way in between us , and start making phone calls to their boyfriend ( lil black douche i will call him ) , so eventually lil black douche makes his way over , i see him stepping on people , shoving his way through the crowd , and just annoying the shit out of everyone to get to his fat girls . When he gets there ( right before LCD started ) hes right in front of my friend all grinding on his girl , then pulls out some lube , squirts it on his fingers , and sticks them in her ass . I could hear him say , " does it hurt , does it hurt " , and the whole time grinding away .
    Lil black douche and the fat mexi girls are prime example of what alot of people this year seem to be complaining about , or is just my bad luck that i had to experience that annoying sack of shit ?
    That's some sick shit.

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    These things happen. Pretty much all the time.

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    I'm no 'mo, but James Murphy makes my butt hungry.
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    Haha. I was in that area too, dancing next to this massive Japanese guy who seriously had some of the sickest dance moves I've ever seen. None of my friends were with me, nor do they believe this guy exists.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zack View Post
    These things happen. Pretty much all the time.
    yeah , true , i just didn't want it to happen to me , fuck everyone else....just joking , just joking
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    At least that guy didn't finger your asshole. That would have been awful! Or strangely appealing if you relax and go with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZackQ View Post
    At least that guy didn't finger your asshole. That would have been awful! Or strangely appealing if you relax and go with it.
    HELL NA ! my friend was get'n the worst though , lil black douch kept elbowing him in the stomach every time hed pull back . i stepped to the side as much as i could
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleeping Lion View Post
    Neat I've been "quoted"! ^
    Never had a clue, e-fist bump brah!
    it was too brilliant to pass up.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sleeping Lion View Post
    I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for booze, I can tell you I don't have any top shelf liquor. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career in the porn industry. Skills that make me a gift for people like you. If you camp with me, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will bang you.

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    i want to laugh, but im so disturbed.

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    she needed to pass some gas, he opened her escape valve= she smiles w/happy ending...
    "conversation is a game of circles and i'm getting dizzy-- bye"

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    sounds like a good ol' time to me, not really seeing the big deal here
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grant View Post
    I guess the fingering was so good they left and had sex in my tent. Of all tents. deep fucking sigh
    Wait, what? Someone had butt sex in your tent?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jdaws View Post
    sounds like a good ol' time to me, not really seeing the big deal here
    yeah , okay....let me know where you are next year so i can stand right in front of while fingering my girlfriend , and bumping into you the whole time , see if it starts to bother you after awhile
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    Quote Originally Posted by *SURREAL* View Post
    yeah , okay....let me know where you are next year so i can stand right in front of while fingering my girlfriend , and bumping into you the whole time , see if it starts to bother you after awhile
    Watching that might get me to pop a chubby after awhile....

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    it was me.

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