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    YEAH....this thread goes out to you .
    Your a fucking disgusting pile of shit .
    Here's the story . My friends and i got a sweet spot against the rail ( in the corner left side ) early in the day to post up for Jay Z , and to watch all the other great bands playing before . Two bitchy fat Mexican girls come over and wiggle their way in between us , and start making phone calls to their boyfriend ( lil black douche i will call him ) , so eventually lil black douche makes his way over , i see him stepping on people , shoving his way through the crowd , and just annoying the shit out of everyone to get to his fat girls . When he gets there ( right before LCD started ) hes right in front of my friend all grinding on his girl , then pulls out some lube , squirts it on his fingers , and sticks them in her ass . I could hear him say , " does it hurt , does it hurt " , and the whole time grinding away .
    Lil black douche and the fat mexi girls are prime example of what alot of people this year seem to be complaining about , or is just my bad luck that i had to experience that annoying sack of shit ?
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    I think this should go in the 2010 Coachella Fists thread.
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    nothing says love like some ass fingering during an lcd soundsystem set.

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    Default Re: Black douche fingering his girl during LCD

    thread title of the year.
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    i lold

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    pics or it didn't happen
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    Default Re: Black douche fingering his girl during LCD

    I'm not even sure what to say to this

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    Seriously what a treat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    pics or it didn't happen
    yeah i was prepared for someone to say something like this . easy answer , WHY the fuck would i want to take a picture of that ? people talk about porta stories all the time , never heard " pics or it didnt happen "
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    Quote Originally Posted by *SURREAL* View Post
    YEAH....this thread goes out to you .
    Your a fucking disgusting pile of shit .
    Here's the story . My friends and i got a sweet spot against the rail ( in the corner left side ) early in the day to post up for Jay Z , and to watch all the other great bands playing before . Two bitchy fat Mexican girls come over and wiggle their way in between us , and start making phone calls to their boyfriend ( lil black douche i will call him ) , so eventually lil black douche makes his way over , i see him stepping on people , shoving his way through the crowd , and just annoying the shit out of everyone to get to his fat girls . When he gets there ( right before LCD started ) hes right in front of my friend all grinding on his girl , then pulls out some lube , squirts it on his fingers , and sticks them in her ass . I could hear him say , " does it hurt , does it hurt " , and the whole time grinding away .
    Lil black douche and the fat mexi girls are prime example of what alot of people this year seem to be complaining about , or is just my bad luck that i had to experience that annoying sack of shit ?
    I was positioned at a similar spot, and I don't recall any of this
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    If anyone here that knows me on Facebook ever figures out who this black dude is, plz tell him to friend request me, k?

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    I don't think this happened either
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    Is that written in some sort of underground rat language I'm not familiar with?

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    Then thats a fucking tragedy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Porter View Post
    I was positioned at a similar spot, and I don't recall any of this
    do you recall seeing two guys with big beards ? that was one friend and i , my other two buddies were right in the corner ( two mexican dudes ) . it was packed when this all happened , which made it more annoying cuz the douche was bumping us at the same time he was doing his girl
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackchango View Post
    I don't think this happened either
    believe me , it happened , i wish it didnt . i couldnt make something like this up if i tried . its funny now , but at the time it was annoying as fuck !
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    Quote Originally Posted by *SURREAL* View Post
    believe me , it happened , i wish it didnt . i couldnt make something like this up if i tried . its funny now , but at the time it was annoying as fuck !
    I can tell you really hated the whole experience. I was just trying to get your sense of denial going.
    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Is that written in some sort of underground rat language I'm not familiar with?

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    hmmm, didn't someone else post about this in one of the clusterfuck threads?

    Oops, never mind, it was you.
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    never realized a fedora and some ray bans can ruin someone elses weekend. you people are pussies.

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    How are there not multiple youtubes of this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    never realized a fedora and some ray bans can ruin someone elses weekend. you people are pussies.

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    Default Re: Black douche fingering his girl during LCD

    I've done a lot of things at music festivals in my day. And like most people, sure, I've fingered some butt holes during LCD Soundsystem. No big.

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    Look, Radiohead's boned a lot of fat chicks in his time, sure. But, as far back as he can remember, he's never fornicated anybody.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackchango View Post
    I can tell you really hated the whole experience. I was just trying to get your sense of denial going.
    still not denying that those bunch were annoying , and yeah ... after the experience i do try to make light of it . my camp was joking about it all weekend , and we probably will forever .
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    U coulda just moved from where U were.
    LCD is some sweeet banging muziq. Such a great soundtrack.
    Wish I coulda got banged listening 2 some LCD

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    LCD's cowbell has been known to drive people to stick a digit or 2 up a fatties budunkadunk.
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    Your right, English is my second language. Ass-kicking is my first.If you want, I can give you a lesson.

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    Don't leave us in suspense. Did he bring her to orgasm?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCutestBoyAlive View Post
    U coulda just moved from where U were.
    LCD is some sweeet banging muziq. Such a great soundtrack.
    Wish I coulda got banged listening 2 some LCD
    hell naw we werent gonna move !! we had a great spot . they left after LCD anyways , so i got to really enjoy Jay Z , without grinding butt fuck boy in front me !
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    never realized a fedora and some ray bans can ruin someone elses weekend. you people are pussies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by luckyface View Post
    Don't leave us in suspense. Did he bring her to orgasm?
    well , like i said , she was real bitchy when she first got there , but when they left she was all happy , so my guess is yeah . maybe her asshole was itchy , just needed a scratch
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    I've seen people fuck a lot at festivals but they are usually covered in some way ...
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    Smell my finger.
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