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    Default Wherein We Spread Vicious Rumors About Board Members While They're At Coachella 2010

    Hannah has knee lice. Tom is 14 years old. Corinna wears AA cups. amyzzz is an alcoholic. Feather shot a man in Reno just to see him die. Ivankay is the Cobrasnake. Bryan is hiding a harelip under all that facial hair. Suprefan has only seen Thrice 30 times. Salah is a homosexual. Gabe is Brett Ratner's assistant. Marco has five different families in five different states that don't know about each other. Let me know what you've heard.

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    Tessa is gay.

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    Rumors, not widely known facts.

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    Alchemy and Gonshman are the same dude. Not an alter-ego thing, but more the two-headed Rosey Grier/Ray Milland type.
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    well hello my fancy pants.

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    Wait, I thought that's why they called it a hair lip: because of all the hair.
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    mountmccabe is really more of a hill.
    Quote Originally Posted by garspaceman View Post
    well hello my fancy pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuporfly View Post
    mountmccabe is really more of a hill.
    Haha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Yea I think a lot of men think they are bad ass, but a 12 year old with a AK can take me out I know ...... cr****

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuporfly View Post
    mountmccabe is really more of a hill.
    He's not even really a Dark Lord. More of a dim one actually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thestripe View Post
    Tessa is gay.
    QFT.
    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Sally is straight curious.
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    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    I heard that Pot uses a thesaurus.

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    Poorly.

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    Default Re: Wherein We Spread Vicious Rumors About Board Members While They're At Coachella 2

    You mean:
    deficiently, faultily, defectively, imperfectly, shoddily, roughly, inadequately?
    Youth, you son of a bitch, where did you go?

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    so I assume you've never been cunt punched at a festival? Well lucky you!

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    Cobrasnake and i have been seen in the same place at the same time. Things is crazy here. Miss you.

    Love,

    mike

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    Dear Mike/Cobrasnake,

    Please remove those gross photos of me from like 4 years ago from your website.

    kisses,
    Courtney

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    Menik actually thinks Mudhoney was the superior grunge-era Seattle band.
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    well hello my fancy pants.

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    Default Re: Wherein We Spread Vicious Rumors About Board Members While They're At Coachella 2

    Hannah gets PLASTIC BAGS from the grocery store every single trip, and then throws them out.

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    Ronnie auditioned to be a professional wrestler but failed to make the cut. Greg's favorite drink is a shirley temple. Passive ironically has shaven pubes. Corinna is allergic to peanut butter. Ken was an extra on Ugly Betty.
    "The first time I heard the new single off the Bravery album, I actually cried, and I do not even remember the name of that damn song. It reminded me of this girl I am in love with." - kroqken

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    juloxx has a CD shelf filled exclusively with Toby Keith bootlegs.
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    well hello my fancy pants.

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    Brokendoll's drug of choice is Tylenol.
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    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Brad eats imported, out-of-season fruits and vegetables.

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    Psychic Friend takes out her tension by killing small dogs and cats.

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    Feather eats at least one yoghurt every day in order to stay regular. Tom has successfully bet on the wrong team to win the Super Bowl for the past 6 years straight. Suffacated did not know how to tie laces until he was 11 years old. Brokendoll cries at the end of both Forrest Gump and Anchorman.
    "The first time I heard the new single off the Bravery album, I actually cried, and I do not even remember the name of that damn song. It reminded me of this girl I am in love with." - kroqken

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    Randy hates Pavement.


    ... oh, wait.

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    Brandon's entire body is built from plastic surgery leftovers.

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    RagePatton is two little kids, one sitting on the other's shoulders.
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    M Sparks has a great camera.

    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    faxman's parents are both virgins.

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    Default Re: Wherein We Spread Vicious Rumors About Board Members While They're At Coachella 2

    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Psychic Friend takes out her tension by killing small dogs and cats.
    These are supposed to be rumors.
    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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