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    Thanks to a war among European brewing companies, it's never been easier to catch a healthy beer buzz. Or get yourself totally sloshed. In November, BrewDog, a three-year-old Scottish microbrewery, released a new brand, dubbed Tactical Nuclear Penguin. The beer set a new record by weighing in at a scary 32% alcohol by volume (ABV), more than six times the strength of familiar domestic brands like Budweiser. As explained in a cheeky video on the company's website (warning: the clip contains simulated penguin sex), the brewery was able to attain the high alcohol content by freezing the beer at a local ice cream factory, at temperatures as low as -6C (21F), for 21 days. Alcohol freezes at lower temperatures than water, and removing water from the solution increased the alcohol concentration.

    Jim Watt, one of BrewDog's co-founders, says that some 400 bottles of Tactical Nuclear Penguin are in the process of being shipped to a few stores in California and New York City, including a Whole Foods location; about half of the consumers buying beer from the BrewDog website are from the U.S. Watt's eyes are clearly fixed on the American market. "We're keen to push the envelope," he says, "and challenge people's perceptions of how beer can be enjoyed." (See pictures of Denver, Beer Country.)

    A warning label on the Tactical Nuclear Penguin bottle does state, "This is an extremely strong beer; it should be enjoyed in small servings and with an air of aristocratic nonchalance. It is exactly the same manner you would enjoy a fine whisky, a Frank Zappa album or a visit from a friendly yet anxious ghost."

    Some alcohol-watchdog groups aren't laughing. The chief executive of Alcohol Focus Scotland, Jack Law, has blasted BrewDog's high-alcohol products as "irresponsible," especially at a time when Scotland is experiencing "severe alcohol-related problems." In December, BrewDog received a slap on the wrist from a British alcohol regulatory body, the Portman Group, which ordered that retailers pull the company's 18.2% Tokyo beer brand off shelves because of its marketing tactics. A note on the Tokyo label says, "It is all about moderation. Everything in moderation, including moderation itself. What logically follows is that you must, from time, have excess. This beer is for those times." After the beer was pulled, BrewDog came out with a 1.1% ABV brew meant to tame the critics. Its name: Nanny State. (See how Americans are spending now.)

    The drinking games continued in February when a German brewer, Schorschbrau, released a 40% ABV beer called Schorschbock. The BrewDog boys fired back a few weeks later with high-octane concoction Sink the Bismarck!, which checks in at 41%, enough to reclaim the "world's strongest beer" mantle (the name is a not-so-subtle reference to the famous German battleship deployed during World War II). (Comment on this story.)

    For now, Sink the Bismarck! is only available for purchase on BrewDog's website, and the 500 or so bottles that BrewDog has produced are already sold out. Watt promises that more are on the way. Because of the painstaking process involved with producing such a strong drink, an 11.2-oz. bottle of Sink the Bismarck! costs some $60, minus shipping. Tactical Nuclear Penguin costs about $53 a bottle, and can also be ordered online. (See reviews of 50 American wines.)

    Even if these brands end up being carried by more bars and retailers, Watt firmly believes that the high prices will prohibit unsophisticated drinkers (read: high school kids at a kegger, or college students on spring break) from just picking up the stuff and chugging it. But you can't deny that if the beer becomes more widely available in stores, or if other brewers mimic BrewDog's strategy, it could become hazardous. Since most drinkers don't check the alcohol level on the label like they would the expiration date on a milk carton, an unsuspecting soul with money to spare could sip a little too much strong stuff.

    "We're all for responsible consumption," Watt says. But as we all know, beer and responsibility often don't mix. So enjoy the beer wars at your own risk.

    Read more: http://www.time.com/time/business/ar...#ixzz0l5YvGDG2
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    I'm thinking one sip of 80 proof beer would tell you that this is not Budweiser.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    that stuff has gotta be disgusting...
    <---tried strong beer and it's always gross above 10% alc. by vol.
    i'd try it if a friend had it for free but i'd never buy it at 50 some dollars a bottle
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    This gives power hour a whole new meaning.

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    I love BrewDog. They make my favorite IPA. This sounds kinda nasty though.

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    Have you ever had Sam Adams "Utopia"? It's up there in alcohol content and it doesn't taste like beer at all. I would compare it more to a cognac than beer.

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    I'm gonna go hit Wholefoods tonight on my way home from work and see if they have it..

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    I'm thinking one sip of 80 proof beer would tell you that this is not Budweiser.
    A sip??? I'd think that with 80 proof beer, they'd give you a fork and knife!


    Ha,ha, just as I typed that, a Budweiser and Bud Light truck just went by headed "thataway."
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    warning: the clip contains simulated penguin sex
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    white power?!

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    I wouldn't drink this with anyone's mouth.

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    brewdog is crap anyways. I rather buy a bruery black tuesday 19% marshmallow,chocolate,and coffee tasting notes from what one of my friends told me.

    But a recent beer that i have tryed is a barrel aged Autmun maple and it's one of the best beer that's above 10% that i have ever had.
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    that sounds like beer for people who don't like actual beer.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    caco?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmycrackcorn View Post
    that stuff has gotta be disgusting...
    <---tried strong beer and it's always gross above 10% alc. by vol.
    i'd try it if a friend had it for free but i'd never buy it at 50 some dollars a bottle
    Wow very wrong. Try Double Bastard (10.5) by Stone, much smoother than it's younger "weaker" brother Arrogant Bastard (7.2).

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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    brewdog is crap anyways. I rather buy a bruery black tuesday 19% marshmallow,chocolate,and coffee tasting notes from what one of my friends told me.

    But a recent beer that i have tryed is a barrel aged Autmun maple and it's one of the best beer that's above 10% that i have ever had.
    I have two bottles of Black Tuesday that I am going to let sit for a few years but that stuff was one of the best beers I have ever tried, hands down. The release was ridiculous, with thousands of people lined up for hours just to try out the taps. The yearly Autumn Maple is not something I normally drink at the Bruery, but the Oude Tart a month back was really good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somahead View Post
    I have two bottles of Black Tuesday that I am going to let sit for a few years but that stuff was one of the best beers I have ever tried, hands down. The release was ridiculous, with thousands of people lined up for hours just to try out the taps. The yearly Autumn Maple is not something I normally drink at the Bruery, but the Oude Tart a month back was really good.
    Wow lucky. I've been on a sour binge lately but totally missed out on Oude Tart. I've got 6 Supplication laying down in my cellar right now but I don't have the heart to drink any.

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    Just wait for the Lost Abbey Veritas 007 Release this Saturday. Should be a Circus...

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    I just had the last pour of Pliney at Tustin Brewing Company tonight and have pretty much the biggest hard on for anything Russian River that I know of so I don't blame you for sitting on those bottles.

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