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    Hey I'm new to Coachella this year and I have some questions I can't find answers to:

    - I'm going to be using a friend's ID to get in who is 18 but he looks barely anything like me. Do they check the ID's to see if the ID matches the ticket? Also, how much do they look at your ID before the let you come in?

    - If you aren't allowed to stay on fairgrounds for the night, is there anyway to still stay in or do they escort you out?

    - How heavy is the security? They say they check you hardcore but is that true? Could I bring illegal substances in with ease?

    - On the FAQ it said no tents are allowed. I thought if your rented one of those 10X30 squares you bring your own tent. What is the deal with this?

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    All of a sudden it's very clear to me why camping is 18+.

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    grow a year
    no coachella for me this year. lineup is too weak to fly coast to coast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tandemind View Post
    All of a sudden it's very clear to me why camping is 18+.
    Go fuck yourself

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    Let's see that pussy
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    Virgins aren't allowed. Refer to FAQs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tandemind View Post
    All of a sudden it's very clear to me why camping is 18+.
    Go fuck yourself.

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    haha.. gps wins


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    Uh oh. The teens are ganging up on me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tandemind View Post
    Uh oh. The teens are ganging up on me.
    No, I just wanted some honest help, you don't have to be all sarcastic

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    Yeah all sarcastic !
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    Quote Originally Posted by EL72125 View Post
    Hey I'm new to Coachella this year and I have some questions I can't find answers to:

    - I'm going to be using a friend's ID to get in who is 18 but he looks barely anything like me. Do they check the ID's to see if the ID matches the ticket? Also, how much do they look at your ID before the let you come in?
    They do check ID and they do actually bust people with fake ID's there have been news stories posted about this, i'm not saying you won't get away with it but they have busted folks for it in the past.

    - If you aren't allowed to stay on fairgrounds for the night, is there anyway to still stay in or do they escort you out?
    The festival grounds are cleared out. No one can stay over night.


    - How heavy is the security? They say they check you hardcore but is that true? Could I bring illegal substances in with ease?
    You can get illegal substances in but not with ease. It all depends on the person who is searching you. Some are more lax than others.

    - On the FAQ it said no tents are allowed. I thought if your rented one of those 10X30 squares you bring your own tent. What is the deal with this?
    I don't know what FAQ you are reading but if you have a ticket for the car/camping area you will be able to set up a tent next to your car.

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    OP Go fuck yourself

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    Quote Originally Posted by EL72125 View Post
    - On the FAQ it said no tents are allowed. I thought if your rented one of those 10X30 squares you bring your own tent. What is the deal with this?
    What a fucking idiot.

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    I don't think there will be a major issue with you getting into the camping area. I'm also a teenager and I just want to get in for the Friday/Saturday night djs and stuff. Because of the new Ins & Outs policy, I imagine that once you have a wristband on, camping area security will be a little more lax... I'm just going to tell them that I'm supposed to meet my guardian/person I'm camping with inside..

    HOWEVER, I have never camped before and this is just what I'm expecting will happen

    good luck!

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    -Good luck McLovin, 24 yr old organ donor from Hawaii.

    -Why would you want to stay in the festival grounds after it closes. The party will be at the campgrounds.

    -If they have military jarheads, they will be about 190 lbs & in shape. Otherwise they might be ex-football players of the Samoan or African American background. We are talkin 300 lbs+

    -Tents are not allowed in the Festival Grounds. Obviously tents are allowed in the Camping Area. (different FAQs if you didn't noticed yet)


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    well, you've come to the wrong place

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    Im 17 and what is this?

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    flash your tits to security and you will prolly be let in. A nice rack will get you places
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Lufs-al-ot View Post
    Im 17
    It all makes sense now

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    You really are trying to get arrested. I'm all for trying to sneak in [not really I want you to stay the fuck home]... But to be 17, using someone else's id AND trying to sneak in drugs? It just sounds like you really want to go to jail

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrettyRagdoll View Post
    You really are trying to get arrested. I'm all for trying to sneak in [not really I want you to stay the fuck home]... But to be 17, using someone else's id AND trying to sneak in drugs? It just sounds like you really want to go to jail
    haven't you heard, it's "IN" to get arrested at 17 nowadays...

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    LMAO @ McLovin
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    Quote Originally Posted by EL72125 View Post
    No, I just wanted some honest help, you don't have to be all sarcastic
    honest help is, wait till next year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EL72125 View Post
    - On the FAQ it said no tents are allowed. I thought if your rented one of those 10X30 squares you bring your own tent. What is the deal with this?
    this is why it's 18+, please pass high school exit exam(reading and comprehension, REFER TO FAQ) & pass go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tandemind View Post
    All of a sudden it's very clear to me why camping is 18+.
    agreed

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    Quote Originally Posted by JebusLives View Post
    It all makes sense now
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    Lufs how many posts have you gotten in the past few months just from trolling these types of thread?

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