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    i'm looking for a hot lady to blow my mind behind the porta-potties during Air's set. must be good looking, 18, born in january, no moles or other skin imperfections, with a strong resistance to diseases.

    reply here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by adamnikyo View Post
    i'm looking for a hot lady to blow my mind behind the porta-potties during Air's set. must be good looking, 18, born in january, no moles or other skin imperfections, with a strong resistance to diseases.

    reply here.
    Will your family be involved?
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    i wanted to post a photo of someone we know as ken but i dont want your search to be jeopardized. good luck with the, uh, mind blowing experience

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    wow....i thought i was low....but adamn...you've surpassed me
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    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Will your family be involved?
    i don't know what kind of freaky family swapping shit you're into, but, no.

    serious takers, please reply.

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    Quote Originally Posted by adamnikyo View Post
    to blow my mind behind the porta-potties
    lmao

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    what if shes not "hot", not really looking to blow your mind just looking for a funny ass story to tell her friends, isnt too fond of porta potties, is 23, born in april, and has skin tags?

    just askin
    '03 '04 '05 '06 '07 '08 '09 '10 '11 '12 '12 '13 '13

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    it cant be funny unless she just turned 18....just saying
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    "just askin"
    or
    "just asian"
    because if that's a typo, i'm interested.

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    sorry, not asian.

    does that mean youre not interested?
    '03 '04 '05 '06 '07 '08 '09 '10 '11 '12 '12 '13 '13

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    Quote Originally Posted by adamnikyo View Post
    "just askin"
    or
    "just asian"
    because if that's a typo, i'm interested.
    KEEP YOUR FILTHY MITTS OFF MY WIFE.

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    I thought this was an advice thread on how to get it up whilst smoking plant life of questionable legality.......

    How disappointing......back to google

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    she came on to me.

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    whoa whoa whoa

    false accusation
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    Quote Originally Posted by kimery08 View Post
    whoa whoa whoa

    false accusation
    I saw it.

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    This thread is going good places
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    kimery, when i agreed to marry you i thought you had virtue.



    but i like 'em better skanky, so it's irrelevant.

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    i wasnt asking for myself.

    i am in a commited relationship with hannah which we will solidify at coachella.
    '03 '04 '05 '06 '07 '08 '09 '10 '11 '12 '12 '13 '13

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    sorry, not asian.

    does that mean youre not interested?
    oh my god, you're practically begging.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post



    but i like 'em better skanky, so it's irrelevant.


    hahhahahahahahhaahahhaa
    '03 '04 '05 '06 '07 '08 '09 '10 '11 '12 '12 '13 '13

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    Quote Originally Posted by kimery08 View Post
    i wasnt asking for myself.

    i am in a commited relationship with hannah which we will solidify at coachella.
    damn straight.

    nobody sees those skin tags but me.

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    Britney Says:

    LETS DO IT!!!

    RAPE STOVE

    white power?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kimery08 View Post
    hahhahahahahahhaahahhaa
    kimery, i need to talk to you.

    i did some research today. and it turns out, i don't like the arcade fire.

    i didn't want you to be surprised on our wedding night.


    can you support me?

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    its a step back but that will only help us take two steps forward.

    i will support you.
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    ok.

    but if we're going to go through with this, you have to be completely honest with me, like i was with you.






    what the fuck is your avatar?

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    '03 '04 '05 '06 '07 '08 '09 '10 '11 '12 '12 '13 '13

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    kimery, i need to talk to you.

    i did some research today. and it turns out, i don't like the arcade fire.

    i didn't want you to be surprised on our wedding night.


    can you support me?
    YES, you've come over to the Dark Side!
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    i hate to break it to you my love, but it looks like a sideways demented jackolantern with headgear.

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    im okay with that.







    in fact, i kind of like that.
    '03 '04 '05 '06 '07 '08 '09 '10 '11 '12 '12 '13 '13

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    No more retardedness please.

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