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  • Dirty Sanchez

    5 11.63%
  • Dutch Oven

    3 6.98%
  • Hot Lunch

    3 6.98%
  • The Stranger

    3 6.98%
  • The Blumpkin

    7 16.28%
  • Pearl Necklace

    13 30.23%
  • The Flying Camel

    2 4.65%
  • The Woody Woodpecker

    2 4.65%
  • The Bucking Bronco

    3 6.98%
  • New York Style Taco

    2 4.65%
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    ticklish?
    umm...yea, a little...
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    Quote Originally Posted by thaipod View Post
    No Angry Dragon, Donkey Punch, or Houdini? This list is horseshit!
    please provide a detailed description of each.
    thankyouverymuch.
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    Angry Dragon -
    When a female is perfoming oral sex and after the male ejaculates in her mouth, the male smacks female on the back of the head before she can swallow it and the cum shoots out her nose.

    Donkey Punch -
    During anal sex, the penetrating partner punches the submissive partner in the kidneys in order to induce anal contractions.

    The Houdini -
    After having sex with a woman from behind (doggy or anal). The man pulls out and spits on her back right before he ejaculates. When she turns around thinking he is done he ejaculates onto her face.
    Hello hippies! I smell patchouli!

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    i really shouldnt be on here while at work.
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    the male version of cameltoe.
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    hahahahah I have never heard of dog in a bath tub.

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    I thought the fisheye definition was better. Especially when it was used in a sentence.
    RAPE STOVE

    white power?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kimery08 View Post
    the male version of cameltoe.
    I believe that's know as a Moose Knuckle. More of a phenomenon than an act deviance, methinks.

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    you forgot my 3 that I love

    Spiderman - you do someone from that back...act like you are nutting in them....but you actually pull out and not in your hand...and when your partner turns around you fling it at them like spiderman would





    Air Guitar While you are doing your partner from the back play the air guitar...this is most fun if they never know


    Niplazco well if you don't know by now, you'll never know
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    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    The Houdini -
    After having sex with a woman from behind (doggy or anal). The man pulls out and spits on her back right before he ejaculates. When she turns around thinking he is done he ejaculates onto her face.
    Incorrect. This my friend is called a Copperfield. One is supposed to yell "It was all an illusion!" as aforementioned baby batter is deposited on the recipient.

    A Houdini, a staple of the old board (the funny one - not this one), is when a nice gentleman is doing a sweet girl from behind while pressed against a window. Said gentleman discreetly pulls out and a friend in hiding takes his place without the girl knowing. First dude rolls outside and waves to the girl.

    Know your magicians, son.

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    the clitourist. not a particular act, just a neat term i wanted to share.

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    and i thank you for that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chrislasf View Post
    Incorrect. This my friend is called a Copperfield. One is supposed to yell "It was all an illusion!" as aforementioned baby batter is deposited on the recipient.

    A Houdini, a staple of the old board (the funny one - not this one), is when a nice gentleman is doing a sweet girl from behind while pressed against a window. Said gentleman discreetly pulls out and a friend in hiding takes his place without the girl knowing. First dude rolls outside and waves to the girl.

    Know your magicians, son.
    Not that it's a pillar of correct knowledge, but I double-checked with urbandictionary.com to make sure I didn't mix them up before I posted. The listings for The Houdini all are some form of my description. The Copperfield (or in urbandictionary.com, the David Copperfield) has 5 different descriptions, including the one that I listed as the Houdini, and the one who you listed.

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    Urban dictionary is wrong. I am right.

    Who said anything about musicians?

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    i really dont see how the spitting on the back would work.
    shouldnt she be waiting for the guy to wipe her back off or get her something to wipe her back before she turns around??
    that shit would run everywhere.
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    i've never had a guy shoot a load on my back and be polite enough to get me a tissue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaipod View Post
    No Angry Dragon, Donkey Punch, or Houdini? This list is horseshit!
    Pretty much.
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    last.fm

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    If you even bother voting you're going to hell.
    At some point in time a man switches from "I'll have what he's having" to "I'll have what I'm having."

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    This is why the terrorists hate us:

    Quote Originally Posted by rampaige View Post
    What about the chili dog?

    You shit on the girl's chest, then titty fuck her.
    Last edited by RATMan; 02-27-2007 at 06:22 PM. Reason: fuck off

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    There is really only one acceptable answer to this poll, in my opinion.
    and that would be....?

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    'White water rafting'

    This is where you pour champagne over the tuna canoe and then proceed with tongue to flick the little bold canoeist from its boat!....Adding coke to the canoeists head is a a bonus for the lady also!

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    Pearl Necklace wins

    New York Style Taco loses

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benis23 View Post
    and that would be....?
    to ignore the question.

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    I wish someone would delete this thread.
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    You better stop because he can shut down this message board with one call.

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    I had never seen this thread before. I laughed hysterically.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bballarl View Post
    I had never seen this thread before. I laughed hysterically.
    So did i!!!!

    i didnt know this world had so many monkeys
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    Ronnie, how many of these have you performed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bballarl View Post
    Ronnie, how many of these have you performed?
    not many actually....i like to bee e original just like kunta kinta....i want to do something that peepps neverr seen and in return make them ddoo something to me that they've never done
    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.


    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I'm pretty sure Ronnie painted that on her, with his dick.

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    try the bucking bronco on a big girl...the ride of your life!

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