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  • Dirty Sanchez

    5 11.63%

  • Dutch Oven

    3 6.98%

  • Hot Lunch

    3 6.98%

  • The Stranger

    3 6.98%

  • The Blumpkin

    7 16.28%

  • Pearl Necklace

    13 30.23%

  • The Flying Camel

    2 4.65%

  • The Woody Woodpecker

    2 4.65%

  • The Bucking Bronco

    3 6.98%

  • New York Style Taco

    2 4.65%
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  1. 02-26-2007, 07:10 PM #1
    RATMan
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    Default Which deviant behavior do you prefer?

    As per her personal request, I purposely left Hannahrain off this list
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  2. 02-26-2007, 07:12 PM #2
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    Default Re: Which deviant behavior do you prefer?

    what list...
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  3. 02-26-2007, 07:21 PM #3
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    Default Re: Which deviant behavior do you prefer?

    That's bullshit!

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  4. 02-26-2007, 07:22 PM #4
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    Default Re: Which deviant behavior do you prefer?

    WTF? half that $hit sounds like wrestling moves and the other half sounds like something on the menu at denny's
    "conversation is a game of circles and i'm getting dizzy-- bye"
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  5. 02-26-2007, 07:28 PM #5
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    Default Re: Which deviant behavior do you prefer?

    Quote Originally Posted by jimmycrackcorn View Post
    WTF? half that $hit sounds like wrestling moves and the other half sounds like something on the menu at denny's
    HAAA!!! FUNNIEST thing I've heard all day!!
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  6. 02-26-2007, 07:36 PM #6
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    Default Re: Which deviant behavior do you prefer?

    I like that Kreutz is the only one who actually voted...
    Hunting has been part of our society since the first Europeans came over and shot buffalo and Native Americans and whatnot.
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  7. 02-26-2007, 07:38 PM #7
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    Default Re: Which deviant behavior do you prefer?

    No shit. I thought I was just going to be first, but then none of you guys voted. Man, do I look like an ass. I do like giving pearl necklaces though.
    RAPE STOVE

    white power?!
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  8. 02-26-2007, 07:39 PM #8
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    Default Re: Which deviant behavior do you prefer?

    Who doesn't, though?
    Hunting has been part of our society since the first Europeans came over and shot buffalo and Native Americans and whatnot.
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  9. 02-26-2007, 07:40 PM #9
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    Default Re: Which deviant behavior do you prefer?

    Quote Originally Posted by kreutz2112 View Post
    No shit. I thought I was just going to be first, but then none of you guys voted. Man, do I look like an ass. I do like giving pearl necklaces though.
    Don't worry, Kreutz, hopefully someone else will vote for something, too, so you won't be the only guy up there
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  10. 02-26-2007, 07:40 PM #10
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    Default Re: Which deviant behavior do you prefer?

    Did you just vote york? How come I cant view who voted anymore?
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  11. 02-26-2007, 07:41 PM #11
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    Default Re: Which deviant behavior do you prefer?

    bingo

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    Last edited by RATMan; 02-26-2007 at 08:00 PM.
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  12. 02-26-2007, 07:47 PM #12
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    Default Re: Which deviant behavior do you prefer?

    No, I just viewed the votes....
    Hunting has been part of our society since the first Europeans came over and shot buffalo and Native Americans and whatnot.
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  13. 02-26-2007, 07:49 PM #13
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    Default Re: Which deviant behavior do you prefer?

    I cant view the votes, I saw the function when I first read this thread, but I dont see it anymore?
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  14. 02-26-2007, 08:09 PM #14
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    Default Re: Which deviant behavior do you prefer?

    l'enfer, c'est les autres.
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    is TomAz allowed to talk to people that way around here?
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  15. 02-26-2007, 10:28 PM #15
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    Default Re: Which deviant behavior do you prefer?

    I confess my naviete in admitting I don't know what the majority of these are. Don't bother explaining, I could look them up myself. Just sayin'
    Upcoming: 05/07/13 - Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes - Sunshine Theater (Albuquerque, NM); 05/25/13 - Fleetwood Mac - Hollywood Bowl (Hollywood, CA); 05/29/13 - Arctic Monkeys - Sunshine Theater (Albuquerque, NM); 05/30/13 - The Postal Service - Red Rocks (Morrison, CO); Bjork performing Biophilia - 06/02/13 - Hollywood Palladium (Hollywood, CA); Bjork - 06/11/13 - Hollywood Bowl (Hollywood, CA);
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  16. 02-26-2007, 11:27 PM #16
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    Default Re: Which deviant behavior do you prefer?

    I vote for a Philly Steamer!
    A teenage dream, so hard to beat...
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  17. 02-26-2007, 11:46 PM #17
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    Default Re: Which deviant behavior do you prefer?

    PLEASE PROVIDE CLEAR EXPLAINATIONS OF EACH ITEM. I AM NOT FAMILIAR WITH SOME OF THEM
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  18. 02-27-2007, 02:33 AM #18
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    Default Re: Which deviant behavior do you prefer?

    Quote Originally Posted by Benis23 View Post
    PLEASE PROVIDE CLEAR EXPLAINATIONS OF EACH ITEM. I AM NOT FAMILIAR WITH SOME OF THEM
    definitions courtesy of UrbanDictionary.com ....

    Dirty Sanchez - a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls upper lip leaving a moustache.

    Dutch Oven - blowing hard ass wind under the covers several times and building up stench while your old lady is brushing her teeth and getting ready for bed, then when she gets into bed, pull the covers over her head and yell "Dutch Oven" and let her enjoy the stench of your ass gas for at least 30 seconds.

    Hot Lunch - the act of shitting in cling film stretched over someone’s open mouth then fucking the mouth and at the point of ejaculation bursting through the cling film giving the recipient a mouthful of shit and spunk.

    The Stranger - sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

    The Plumbkin – the act of getting one’s dick sucked while taking a shit.

    Pearl Necklace - when a man shoots his load around a woman’s neck area (thus resembling a necklace) after wanking off over her, between her tits or getting sucked off. then she pretends to enjoy it but only because it's better than getting the load in the mouth.

    The Flying Camel - as she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. you then flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl. strictly a class move.

    The Woody Woodpecker - when a girl is sucking on your balls, and you tap the head of your cock on her forehead. just like Woody Woodpecker would.

    The Bucking Bronco - when the guy is fucking the girl doggystyle, then his friends burst into the room with a video camera. the idea is to stay on as long as possible while the girl desperately tries to get away.

    New York Style Taco - anytime you’re so drunk that when you go down on a chick you spew all over her box.
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  19. 02-27-2007, 06:08 AM #19
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    Default Re: Which deviant behavior do you prefer?

    There is really only one acceptable answer to this poll, in my opinion.
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  20. 02-27-2007, 08:56 AM #20
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    Default Re: Which deviant behavior do you prefer?

    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    There is really only one acceptable answer to this poll, in my opinion.
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  21. 02-27-2007, 08:59 AM #21
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    Default Re: Which deviant behavior do you prefer?

    what about the kamikaze? When you're railing a chick from behind, you swipe her arms out to her face hits the ground. As you swipe her arms out, you yell KAMIKAZE!!!
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  22. 02-27-2007, 09:57 AM #22
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    Default Re: Which deviant behavior do you prefer?

    ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    this is all too new for me.
    '03 '04 '05 '06 '07 '08 '09 '10 '11 '12 '12 '13 '13
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  23. 02-27-2007, 10:00 AM #23
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    Stay classy San Diego.
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  24. 02-27-2007, 11:18 AM #24
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    Default Re: Which deviant behavior do you prefer?

    What about the chili dog?

    You shit on the girl's chest, then titty fuck her.
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    I want to be on the forefront of change, so when the nippless revolution starts, I'm going to lead the charge.
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  25. 02-27-2007, 11:31 AM #25
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    Default Re: Which deviant behavior do you prefer?

    the flying camel still makes me laugh out loud.
    '03 '04 '05 '06 '07 '08 '09 '10 '11 '12 '12 '13 '13
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  26. 02-27-2007, 11:52 AM #26
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    Default Re: Which deviant behavior do you prefer?

    Quote Originally Posted by ediger View Post
    what about the kamikaze? When you're railing a chick from behind, you swipe her arms out to her face hits the ground. As you swipe her arms out, you yell KAMIKAZE!!!
    hahaha
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  27. 02-27-2007, 12:04 PM #27
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    Default Re: Which deviant behavior do you prefer?

    Quote Originally Posted by RATMan View Post
    As per her personal request, I purposely left Hannahrain off this list
    hahahaha well done.
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  28. 02-27-2007, 12:38 PM #28
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    Default Re: Which deviant behavior do you prefer?

    I heard Delta and York love performing the old 'Rusty Trombone' on each other whenever they get chance!
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  29. 02-27-2007, 12:52 PM #29
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    Default Re: Which deviant behavior do you prefer?

    Quote Originally Posted by kimery08 View Post
    the flying camel still makes me laugh out loud.
    ticklish?
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  30. 02-27-2007, 01:07 PM #30
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    Default Re: Which deviant behavior do you prefer?

    No Angry Dragon, Donkey Punch, or Houdini? This list is horseshit!
    Hello hippies! I smell patchouli!
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