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    Default Cute girl needs ride from Ontario to Palm Springs Thurs 10:30PM (NO stabbers!)

    This isnt a joke thread either.
    We are trying to get our hot female friend from Ontario Airport to the hotel in Palm Springs 10:30PM thursday the 15th.

    IMPORTANT:

    • You cant kill, stab, rape, ID theft her

    • She will probably give you some monies

    Feel the love or Hakunah whatever and help a cool person in need.
    Last edited by HandBanana; 04-05-2010 at 11:26 AM.

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    Default Re: Cute girl needs ride from Ontario to Palm Springs Thurs 10:30PM (NO stabbers!)

    Does the asterisk in front of the kill-stab-rape clause signify that there is a loophole?

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    Default Re: Cute girl needs ride from Ontario to Palm Springs Thurs 10:30PM (NO stabbers!)

    maybe it means *in no particular order.

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    Default Re: Cute girl needs ride from Ontario to Palm Springs Thurs 10:30PM (NO stabbers!)

    Oops. Mistake. Edited

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    Default Re: Cute girl needs ride from Ontario to Palm Springs Thurs 10:30PM (NO stabbers!)

    Make up your mind. Is she cute or is she hot? Big difference.

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    Default Re: Cute girl needs ride from Ontario to Palm Springs Thurs 10:30PM (NO stabbers!)

    ^ psssh makes no difference to me.

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    Default Re: Cute girl needs ride from Ontario to Palm Springs Thurs 10:30PM (NO stabbers!)

    I don't see why it even matters. It's not like a invitation to fuck.
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    Default Re: Cute girl needs ride from Ontario to Palm Springs Thurs 10:30PM (NO stabbers!)

    If she's hot, I will not be volunteering because I'll probably end up... ID thefting her.

    If she's cute, I'll be able to resist and get her to the hotel in Palm Springs safely.

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    Default Re: Cute girl needs ride from Ontario to Palm Springs Thurs 10:30PM (NO stabbers!)

    Quote Originally Posted by Tandemind View Post
    If she's hot, I will not be volunteering because I'll probably end up... ID thefting her.

    If she's cute, I'll be able to resist and get her to the hotel in Palm Springs safely.
    She is merely cute.
    You will make terrific pen pals and create many fine works together for Etsy

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    Default Re: Cute girl needs ride from Ontario to Palm Springs Thurs 10:30PM (NO stabbers!)

    OK TO RAPE?

    OR NO?

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    Default Re: Cute girl needs ride from Ontario to Palm Springs Thurs 10:30PM (NO stabbers!)

    Quote Originally Posted by daxton View Post
    I don't see why it even matters. It's not like a invitation to fuck.
    you clearly didnt read the post right..


    This isnt a joke thread either.
    We are trying to get our hot female friend from Ontario Airport to the hotel in Palm Springs 10:30PM thursday the 15th.

    IMPORTANT:

    • You cant kill, stab, rape, ID theft her

    • She will probably give you some monies

    Feel free to do anything you want sexually with the girl just as long as she makes it to the campgrounds by Thursday night.
    Superfan will be in front of the Fonda masturbating furiously to a photo of him taking a photo of a band. Set is from 8:05 to approximately 8:05:15. Guest list only.

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    Default Re: Cute girl needs ride from Ontario to Palm Springs Thurs 10:30PM (NO stabbers!)

    Also fixed

    Quote Originally Posted by HandBanana View Post
    She is merely cute.
    You will make terrific pen pals and create many fine works together for Regretsy

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    Default Re: Cute girl needs ride from Ontario to Palm Springs Thurs 10:30PM (NO stabbers!)

    This is going better than expected

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    I'm still waiting for the "Fat girl needs ride to Coachella" thread.
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    Default Re: Cute girl needs ride from Ontario to Palm Springs Thurs 10:30PM (NO stabbers!)

    hAHAHAH
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    sometimes i feel like i don't have a partner

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    Default Re: Cute girl needs ride from Ontario to Palm Springs Thurs 10:30PM (NO stabbers!)

    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    I'm still waiting for the "Fat girl needs ride to Coachella" thread.
    I'm still waiting for the "Fat girl needs a ride AT Coachella" thread.

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    Ahahah *sheepish grin* THANKS HandBanana. I love you!

    Hi everyone. I really do need a ride!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    I'm still waiting for the "Fat girl needs ride to Coachella" thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by puddytat View Post
    Ahahah *sheepish grin* THANKS HandBanana. I love you!

    Hi everyone. I really do need a ride!!
    Do you have good credit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by puddytat View Post
    Ahahah *sheepish grin* THANKS HandBanana. I love you!

    Hi everyone. I really do need a ride!!
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    Default Re: Cute girl needs ride from Ontario to Palm Springs Thurs 10:30PM (NO stabbers!)

    ^ you in some kind of debt?

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    I have swiss chocolates and excellent credit!

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    HB: Keeping his pimp hand strong
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    Default Re: Cute girl needs ride from Ontario to Palm Springs Thurs 10:30PM (NO stabbers!)

    Cute girl, this is a little ridiculous.

    You're landing in Ontario at 10:30pm on Thursday and you want someone to drive you to Palm Springs that night??? Who in their right minds wouldn't already be wasted in Palm Springs by then?

    I can drive you on Friday morning, but you'd have to stay at my mom's place Thursday night. The top bunk is mine, but you can sleep on the bottom bunk.

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    Default Re: Cute girl needs ride from Ontario to Palm Springs Thurs 10:30PM (NO stabbers!)

    Quote Originally Posted by Tandemind View Post
    Cute girl, this is a little ridiculous.

    You're landing in Ontario at 10:30pm on Thursday and you want someone to drive you to Palm Springs that night??? Who in their right minds wouldn't already be wasted in Palm Springs by then?

    I can drive you on Friday morning, but you'd have to stay at my mom's place Thursday night. The top bunk is mine, but you can sleep on the bottom bunk.
    Don't do it! He wets the bed!

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    Default Re: Cute girl needs ride from Ontario to Palm Springs Thurs 10:30PM (NO stabbers!)

    Quote Originally Posted by puddytat View Post
    I have swiss chocolates and excellent credit!
    Are blowjobs still currency in this scenario?
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    Default Re: Cute girl needs ride from Ontario to Palm Springs Thurs 10:30PM (NO stabbers!)

    Quote Originally Posted by Tandemind View Post
    Cute girl, this is a little ridiculous.

    You're landing in Ontario at 10:30pm on Thursday and you want someone to drive you to Palm Springs that night??? Who in their right minds wouldn't already be wasted in Palm Springs by then?

    I can drive you on Friday morning, but you'd have to stay at my mom's place Thursday night. The top bunk is mine, but you can sleep on the bottom bunk.
    How about this. You come hangout at the airport bar Thursday evening, get wasted [if you wish] and then when I arrive I drive us to Palm Springs. I will be sober. We can then get the rest of our party on with the amazing Hand Banana and his Mötley Crüe in Palm Springs. Good plan? I think so!

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    Default Re: Cute girl needs ride from Ontario to Palm Springs Thurs 10:30PM (NO stabbers!)

    It really is the band Motley Crue

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    Default Re: Cute girl needs ride from Ontario to Palm Springs Thurs 10:30PM (NO stabbers!)

    Quote Originally Posted by puddytat View Post
    How about this. You come hangout at the airport bar Thursday evening, get wasted [if you wish] and then when I arrive I drive us to Palm Springs. I will be sober. We can then get the rest of our party on with the amazing Hand Banana and his Mötley Crüe in Palm Springs. Good plan? I think so!
    that sounds like a good plan! I would do it if I wasn't old and horny.

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