Cute girl needs ride from Ontario to Palm Springs Thurs 10:30PM (NO stabbers!)

[HandBanana]

This isnt a joke thread either.
We are trying to get our hot female friend from Ontario Airport to the hotel in Palm Springs 10:30PM thursday the 15th.

IMPORTANT:

• You cant kill, stab, rape, ID theft her

• She will probably give you some monies

Feel the love or Hakunah whatever and help a cool person in need.

[becomingcloser]

Does the asterisk in front of the kill-stab-rape clause signify that there is a loophole?

[thisdj]

maybe it means *in no particular order.

[HandBanana]

Oops. Mistake. Edited

[Tandemind]

Make up your mind. Is she cute or is she hot? Big difference.

[thisdj]

^ psssh makes no difference to me.

[daxton]

I don't see why it even matters. It's not like a invitation to fuck.

[Tandemind]

If she's hot, I will not be volunteering because I'll probably end up... ID thefting her.

If she's cute, I'll be able to resist and get her to the hotel in Palm Springs safely.

[HandBanana]

If she's hot, I will not be volunteering because I'll probably end up... ID thefting her.

If she's cute, I'll be able to resist and get her to the hotel in Palm Springs safely.

She is merely cute.
You will make terrific pen pals and create many fine works together for Etsy

[fancy restaurant]

OK TO RAPE?

OR NO?

[brando4n82]

I don't see why it even matters. It's not like a invitation to fuck.

you clearly didnt read the post right..

This isnt a joke thread either.
We are trying to get our hot female friend from Ontario Airport to the hotel in Palm Springs 10:30PM thursday the 15th.

IMPORTANT:

• You cant kill, stab, rape, ID theft her

• She will probably give you some monies

Feel free to do anything you want sexually with the girl just as long as she makes it to the campgrounds by Thursday night.

[Tandemind]

Also fixed

She is merely cute.
You will make terrific pen pals and create many fine works together for Regretsy

[HandBanana]

This is going better than expected

[GuyInTucson]

I'm still waiting for the "Fat girl needs ride to Coachella" thread.

[daxton]

hAHAHAH

[becomingcloser]

I'm still waiting for the "Fat girl needs ride to Coachella" thread.

I'm still waiting for the "Fat girl needs a ride AT Coachella" thread.

[puddytat]

Ahahah *sheepish grin* THANKS HandBanana. I love you!

Hi everyone. I really do need a ride!!

[Aurgasm]

I'm still waiting for the "Fat girl needs ride to Coachella" thread.

lmao

[yardbird]

Ahahah *sheepish grin* THANKS HandBanana. I love you!

Hi everyone. I really do need a ride!!

Do you have good credit?

[fancy restaurant]

Ahahah *sheepish grin* THANKS HandBanana. I love you!

Hi everyone. I really do need a ride!!

Blowjobs are a form of currency.

[thisdj]

^ you in some kind of debt?

[puddytat]

I have swiss chocolates and excellent credit!

[wstsidela]

HB: Keeping his pimp hand strong

[Tandemind]

Cute girl, this is a little ridiculous.

You're landing in Ontario at 10:30pm on Thursday and you want someone to drive you to Palm Springs that night??? Who in their right minds wouldn't already be wasted in Palm Springs by then?

I can drive you on Friday morning, but you'd have to stay at my mom's place Thursday night. The top bunk is mine, but you can sleep on the bottom bunk.

[yardbird]

Cute girl, this is a little ridiculous.

You're landing in Ontario at 10:30pm on Thursday and you want someone to drive you to Palm Springs that night??? Who in their right minds wouldn't already be wasted in Palm Springs by then?

I can drive you on Friday morning, but you'd have to stay at my mom's place Thursday night. The top bunk is mine, but you can sleep on the bottom bunk.

Don't do it! He wets the bed!

[scoliosisjones]

if were insured by survival do we get any bonus?

[Cheddar's Cousin]

I have swiss chocolates and excellent credit!

Are blowjobs still currency in this scenario?

[puddytat]

Cute girl, this is a little ridiculous.

You're landing in Ontario at 10:30pm on Thursday and you want someone to drive you to Palm Springs that night??? Who in their right minds wouldn't already be wasted in Palm Springs by then?

I can drive you on Friday morning, but you'd have to stay at my mom's place Thursday night. The top bunk is mine, but you can sleep on the bottom bunk.

How about this. You come hangout at the airport bar Thursday evening, get wasted [if you wish] and then when I arrive I drive us to Palm Springs. I will be sober. We can then get the rest of our party on with the amazing Hand Banana and his Mötley Crüe in Palm Springs. Good plan? I think so!

[HandBanana]

It really is the band Motley Crue

[yardbird]

How about this. You come hangout at the airport bar Thursday evening, get wasted [if you wish] and then when I arrive I drive us to Palm Springs. I will be sober. We can then get the rest of our party on with the amazing Hand Banana and his Mötley Crüe in Palm Springs. Good plan? I think so!

that sounds like a good plan! I would do it if I wasn't old and horny.