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    Starbucks already put up a pretty damn good one:

    Think of what you could do with all the coffee
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    The Collegeboard is releasing SAT scores on April 1, and I was going to make an account that looked semi-official and send them a really shitty score to their email at midnight, but I am too lazy.

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    Cling wrap across the toilet bowl is always a favorite.

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    ThinkGeek always has April Fools products like this iCade for your iPad.

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    I love that they actually went through with the Tauntaun sleeping bag after so many people tried to order it.



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    This is the equivalent of musical water boarding.

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    my friend got one for christmas and took the BEST pic.



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    This is the equivalent of musical water boarding.

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    Please vote for this to become reality: http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/my...MyFirstBacon_4

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    Björk and the rap industry have crossed paths more than once in the past. Whether it’s working with RZA or taking production from Timbaland—she’s made it pretty clear that she’s open to new shit. Buried midway through the Night Shift half of the massive new E-40 album, Revenue Retrievin, is the Droop-E-produced “Spend the Night.” It’s notable not just for being completely bonkers on an album already full of ridiculous production, but also because Droop drew most of the samples from Medulla, the entirely acapella Bjork album from a couple years back that didn’t quite work as well as we’d hoped. Oh yeah—Bjork also cleared the samples.

    Read more: http://www.thefader.com/2010/03/31/e...#ixzz0jql4eo1L

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    Quote Originally Posted by HunterGather View Post
    Björk and the rap industry have crossed paths more than once in the past. Whether it’s working with RZA or taking production from Timbaland—she’s made it pretty clear that she’s open to new shit. Buried midway through the Night Shift half of the massive new E-40 album, Revenue Retrievin, is the Droop-E-produced “Spend the Night.” It’s notable not just for being completely bonkers on an album already full of ridiculous production, but also because Droop drew most of the samples from Medulla, the entirely acapella Bjork album from a couple years back that didn’t quite work as well as we’d hoped. Oh yeah—Bjork also cleared the samples.

    Read more: http://www.thefader.com/2010/03/31/e...#ixzz0jql4eo1L

    This one isn't as good cause the song doesn't suck.

    Maybe Trent Reznor will team up with someone again.

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    This would make my life as a cat lady a lot easier. Stop teasing me, Google.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JClemy View Post
    This one isn't as good cause the song doesn't suck.

    Maybe Trent Reznor will team up with someone again.
    I know! Love the Oceania sample
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    well, for all intensive porpoises it is, will sell out within seconds tomorrow.
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    It's jsut dawned on me that I'm overly confident and a extremely ocd perfectionist.
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    I don't give a flying fuck about the Kardashians, I doubt they know who Belle and Sebastian are.

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    The infoo bonnaroo board is an April Fools joke today.

    In our morning meeting, there usually is about 30 people, I announced my co worker had resigned as of this morning. Not a single person picked up on it was Apr 1. You should have seen the jaws drop on the announcement. Then I of course said: April Fools
    Have Another Hit Of Colorado Sunshine

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drewski27 View Post
    i think i would rather suck AIDZ out of gary colemans nutt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MassiveChemicalPunk View Post
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    my girlfriend told me her sister dinged my car this morning while backing out of the driveway.

    I'm pretty laid back so didn't really care, but I did go out there inspecting my car.

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    Hey Tom I love u.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drewski27 View Post
    i think i would rather suck AIDZ out of gary colemans nutt.

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    I liked your joke. Or rather, I read into your joke some amusing things.

    smooches.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
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    Have Another Hit Of Colorado Sunshine

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    Quote Originally Posted by tessalasset View Post
    I love that they actually went through with the Tauntaun sleeping bag after so many people tried to order it.

    Wow... I need one of those
    G-funk acquired, thank you Coachella

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    Don't watch Conspiracy Theory while on mushrooms.
    You know a festival is in the process of dying when you start to see sports jerseys there....

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    No actual joke. Just a story.

    One of the managers who recently transferred to orange county use to go back and forth with my co-worker. They would play tricks on each other.

    The best one he did was going to her phone and removing the cord from the receiver. He would go back into his office and wait for her to come back to her desk He would then dial 6 of the 7 digits of her phone number on his cell phone. He would walk up to her all serious asking a question while dialing the 7th number. She would pick up the phone (by then there was a crowd ready to watch) and keep saying hello while we were all laughing.

    It never got old.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrimesceneCookie View Post

    ThinkGeek always has April Fools products like this iCade for your iPad.
    this is actually awesome. I wish it was real.
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    Reviewers who note the size of the crowd are dumb fucks.
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    when did april fool's jokes change from actually fooling people to being absolutely absurd? the starbucks one is funny sure, but that's not going to fool anyone.

    the google one, though, this did make me laugh:


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    Google takes the prize this year.
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    I think the Onion should do straight reporting on April Fool's, it's the only thing that makes sense... that tauntaun sleeping bag is pretty sweet.
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    i still have and cherish the full page newspaper ad taco bell did years ago where the claimed to have purchased the liberty bell and renamed it the taco liberty bell. i remember the shit hitting the fan and all the news outlets reporting on it, people up in arms. 'twas the best!

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    I'm taking it easy this year. I publicly (Facebook) wished my mother a happy (milestone birthday she has not yet reached) in the hopes that other people would see it and wish it too, but nothing beyond that.

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    one friend announced her pregnancy on facebook. she's still getting congratulated.

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