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  • Beck

    11 18.33%
  • Ad Rock

    0 0%
  • MCA

    1 1.67%
  • Mike D

    4 6.67%
  • Atmosphere

    4 6.67%
  • Eminem

    17 28.33%
  • Iím all white with this poll.

    6 10.00%
  • Vanilla Ice

    5 8.33%
  • Other...you name

    12 20.00%
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    Default Whitey

    Best white rapper

    Beck
    Ad Rock
    MCA
    Mike D
    Atmosphere
    Eminem
    VanVanilla Ice
    Iím all white with this poll.
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    aesop rock...I think he's white but may classify as a mixed something,,,

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    "I do know one thing though..." Eminem
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    i voted atmosphere(is he's even white. i thought he was some kind of latino or something?) ,but yeah i'd go with Aesop if he was on there too
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    Shaggy 2 Dope
    Rodney Dangerfield
    The Rapping Granny
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    Debbie Harry.

    "And now he only eats guitars!"
    At some point in time a man switches from "I'll have what he's having" to "I'll have what I'm having."

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    adam ant
    '99-'11...

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    I love me some Yauchy.... but I believe Eminem is alot more talented and rhymes better than any of the Bboys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    Shaggy 2 Dope
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    LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Ed McMahon has an unexpected new job title: rapper.


    When asked if he would consider releasing a full-length rap album, Ed McMahon said: "Not immediately."

    The 85-year-old former "Tonight Show" sidekick will star in two viral rap videos for FreeCreditReport.com, a financial Web site owned by credit bureau Experian.

    The videos feature McMahon wearing a tracksuit, being chauffeured around Los Angeles in a Cadillac Escalade golf cart and waxing lyrical about his very public financial troubles.

    "I knew I could sing the blues, but I didn't know I could rap," McMahon said Wednesday.

    The videos will appear online in October.

    Charles Harris, FreeCreditReport.com's vice president of strategic marketing, said the company sought out McMahon to star in the humorous spots after seeing him discuss his finances on "Larry King Live." Harris said McMahon represents "a man who is taking charge."

    In the first video, McMahon -- who once pitched the American Family Publishing sweepstakes -- and a bodyguard are cruising through a neighborhood looking for sweepstakes winners to ask for some money back, but McMahon doesn't actually go through with it. In the second spot, McMahon dons a new suit after undergoing a financial and emotional makeover. Watch more on McMahon's rap Ľ

    "When I retired, I was famous," McMahon raps. "I had money and glory/I bought a house for 6 mil/I thought nothing could touch me/Until my credit went south, and debt started to crunch me/Next thing I know, instead of playing gin rummy, I was scrambling just to make ends meet/It wasn't funny."

    After being joined by two scantily clad women, McMahon continues, "Got a bump from the media chumps, but that was temporary/Wife with bad credit was scary, so I got wise/I may have fallen, but I got back up/Now I'm back on the attack, like a ninja swinging nunchucks/I told the haters, 'Go on, take a hike'/It's my show now, and I can do what I like."

    McMahon said he spent one day in the studio recording the rap. He said he hopes his participation will inspire viewers to learn from his mistakes and become more aware about their finances.

    When asked whether he would consider releasing a full-length rap album, McMahon said, "Not immediately."

    In June, the former "Star Search" host revealed that he was fighting foreclosure after falling $644,000 behind on mortgage payments on his Beverly Hills home. Last month, he agreed to a deal with a private buyer.

    McMahon said Wednesday that the deal has not been completed and that he's not sure what he and his wife, Patricia, will do after the sale.

    "We're in this together," McMahon said. "We're a team. We're going to solve it together. We're going to work this out. I'm very optimistic. I'm an old Marine. I've been in two wars and have 85 combat missions under my belt. I've got a background of looking for the good stuff, going for the best way. My wife is with me 100 percent."

    It's not the first job for McMahon after his money problems. In July, the former "Tonight Show" sidekick reprised his role as pitchman with commercial segments alongside talk-show host Jimmy Kimmel on "Jimmy Kimmel Live."


    One of the spots featured McMahon teaching Kimmel how to sell a product. Another had the duo preparing for a road trip to Mexico.

    Last week, a Los Angeles Superior Court judge ruled that McMahon's lawsuit against Cedars-Sinai Medical Center and two physicians he claims failed to properly diagnose and repair his broken neck laid out adequate legal ground to pursue claims that include negligence, elder abuse, battery, fraud and intentional infliction of emotional distress.

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    fuck aesop rock. his live show is some of the weakest shit I've ever seen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SFChrissy View Post
    aesop rock...I think he's white but may classify as a mixed something,,,
    He's so nasty...

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    What about Brother Ali?

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    MC 500 ft. Jesus
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    This poll blows. No Sage Francis, Iron Soloman, TheSaurus, etc.

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    Other...you name


    Why don't you post one of these guys video's or tell us what a good album to check out is?

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    One word: scribblejam

    You didn't put El-P as a choice? I'm not even a fan but still, come on man ...

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    You speak of the unknown. I'm about to youtube that shit.

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    There is no music on their myspace but KRS-ONE is their number one friend and Atmosphere (the reason I started this thread) is their number two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Backwater View Post
    One word: scribblejam

    You didn't put El-P as a choice? I'm not even a fan but still, come on man ...
    Those scribble jams definitely belong in the whitey thread.

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    Disclosure - October 12 - Reno, NV.
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    Portugal, The Man - October 22 - Reno, NV.
    Cut Copy - October 31 - Reno, NV.
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    I'm going to shave my eyebrow tonight. Do you think it will grow back by Monday?

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    I think you would need to be part of a 90's rap trio, for it to take effect:



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    i am the greatest white rapper of all time.

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    Hands Down
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    MC Paul Barman

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    Eminem's multis and rhyme patterns are too good to vote for anyone else. I like Atmosphere better but he is not a better rapper than Eminem. I love beck but there's no reason there should be any votes for him. Musically Beck is the most gifted but as a rapper he can't touch Em's lyricism.
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    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Eminem is beyond terrible. Maybe as far as white "rappers" he's up there, but I do not consider him an "MC", nor do I think any of his shit holds a candle to other artists out there.

    While I'd call Edan a much better producer than rapper, his collaboration on this track with Percee P is ace. Percee lights it up in the first verse. The syncopation in the rhymes is magic.

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    Eminems topics can be lame and repetitive at times but to say he is terrible is being biased in some way. Someone that can rhyme whole setences in a 16 bar verse beginning to end is talented whether you like him or not.
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    if i ever had to try to describe Beck in one word, i don't think "rapper" would ever occur to me...
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    The Hiphopopotamus!
    Youth, you son of a bitch, where did you go?

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    so I assume you've never been cunt punched at a festival? Well lucky you!

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