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    Default It's raining the pretend heterosexuality of Latin Pop kings!




    SOMEONE GET MY SMELLING SALTS!
    IVE GOT "THE VAPORS!"

    http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/29/ricky-...omosexual-gay/
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Oh snap!!! Livin la vida loca for real!

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    And even though this is the least shocking closet exit of all time, good for him
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Default Re: It's raining the pretend heterosexuality of Latin Pop kings!

    This is like when Freddie Mercury or George Michael came out.

    Totally Blindsided! What a surprise . . .

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    Default Re: It's raining the pretend heterosexuality of Latin Pop kings!

    I'm as shocked as all of you, yes.

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    SHOCKING!!
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    Default Re: It's raining the pretend heterosexuality of Latin Pop kings!

    I read the title of the TMZ article you screencapped as "Ricky Martin Finally Comes Out."

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    It would have been more shocking if he had gotten married to a woman.
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    I didn't see this coming. When I saw him in concert in Puerto Rico, he looked so straight with all the tattoos and the women dancers on stage. Now I've come to realize why when I told people I saw Ricky Martin in Puerto Rico, they would ask me at which bar I saw him. OMG. Christina Aguilera is going to be torn apart about this. R.I.P. pretend heterosexuality.
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    Default Re: It's raining the pretend heterosexuality of Latin Pop kings!

    why is Christine aguilara going be torn apart??
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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    why is Christine aguilara going be torn apart??
    Nobody wants to be lonely.
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    Default Re: It's raining the pretend heterosexuality of Latin Pop kings!

    ever since i've been reading perez hilton this comes as no shock to me.


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    This is the equivalent of musical water boarding.

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    Default Re: It's raining the pretend heterosexuality of Latin Pop kings!

    Me neither, because I have at least 3 functioning senses.

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    zing
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    Default Re: It's raining the pretend heterosexuality of Latin Pop kings!

    FINALLY.

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    Default Re: It's raining the pretend heterosexuality of Latin Pop kings!

    I didn't mean for that to sound as Suprefan as it did.

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    ???

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    Default Re: It's raining the pretend heterosexuality of Latin Pop kings!

    I guess this is kind of surprising, given that Ricky Martin hasn't crossed my mind once in over a decade. It's like when years later you hear that someone from high school is gay, and it takes you a minute to recall who they were.
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    Default Re: It's raining the pretend heterosexuality of Latin Pop kings!

    And then you think "Oh right, the gay guy."

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    Default Re: It's raining the pretend heterosexuality of Latin Pop kings!

    The Ricky Martin looking guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    Nobody wants to be lonely.
    I see what you did there
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    I know it's hard, but try not to turn into GPS. It is just unfortunate for us all.

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    Right. "Oh yeah, that guy who was a drama geek that had mainly girl friends."
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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    I finally made it through a listen of Sun Kil Moon - Benji and had put it on maybe 4 times til I could finally feel mentally like, "just fuck it just let this guy blabber on" while I'm doing paperwork .
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    The title of this thread lead me to believe that he died.

    DON'T EVER DO THAT TO ME AGAIN!


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    I never believe it until the person themselves come out and say it. Then I don't care ...
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    "...he bangs, he bangs..I go crazy"

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    Default Re: It's raining the pretend heterosexuality of Latin Pop kings!

    I didn't even really know that he tried to deny that he was gay...just always assumed he was.
    '99-'11...

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    she bangs, as in his fabulous hair.. you know.

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    BOOOOOoooooooooo!

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    I don't normally look to lyrics in pop songs for clues regarding such matters.
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