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    Default Did Tiesto Touch Your Butthole?!?!?!

    Oh noes!
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    Wow. Oddly enough I actually had nothing to do with this one.

    But you should still buy them shits.
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    ó Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    them shirts?

    /ordered
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    i'm married now, but if he did, i'd rather he do it with his tongue. i like my butthole being licked (not bit).

    try it and then tell me how much you loved it.

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    Shits works too :P
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    ó Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    superb first post

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    This is turning into a good thread so I guess I WILL sell here....


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    Just 20 days left to order and receive your TIESTO TOUCHED MY BUTTHOLE shirt! Dont be left out in the cold. Give me your monies!
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    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    ó Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    If by "butthole", you mean "heart"....


    then..


    .. no.


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    stroked my tenderest buttheart
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    ó Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    I love my TTMB shirt like no other
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    Tiesto gave me the sweetest tabooooo!!!
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    Is that written in some sort of underground rat language I'm not familiar with?

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    oh HB, im so tempted to get a TTMB shirt...

    all the colour choices. I gotta think what's best for coach. Maybe a yellow.. or a doo doo brown..
    Rhythm is a dancer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aurgasm View Post
    oh HB, im so tempted to get a TTMB shirt...

    all the colour choices. I gotta think what's best for coach. Maybe a yellow.. or a doo doo brown..
    you could be the next guy in a purple shirt
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    Quote Originally Posted by lizng View Post
    you could be the next guy in a purple shirt
    oh grand! lol
    Rhythm is a dancer.

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    uhhhhhhh yeah... that was me
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    we scissored, so i guess we touched each other's buttholes...with our buttholes.

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    Default Re: Did Tiesto Touch Your Butthole?!?!?!

    he tasted mine
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    Default Re: Did Tiesto Touch Your Butthole?!?!?!

    In the end I walked out before he actually touched it... but the build-up took FOREVER

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    oh the whispering eye....

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    Quote Originally Posted by clumsy342 View Post
    If by "butthole", you mean "heart"....


    then..


    .. no.
    sigged
    Kaaaaast

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    Tiesto is suppose to have a 3D show on the main stage where he tries to touch your butthole. Prepare to watch for people who turn their back to the stage.
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    can he touch my monkey too?
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    It better have been Tiesto or I want my 10 bucks back.
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    What does this mean?

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    Bump

    Robin wants a TTMB shirt. Paging HandBanana.
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    A+ first post. And I want mine in doodoo brown.

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    I actually want one, too. This is just fantastic.
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    Default Re: Did Tiesto Touch Your Butthole?!?!?!

    TiŽsto launches competition to officiate Las Vegas wedding

    Fans have until 10 August to email the DJ, arguing why they should be the lucky couple


    Sean Michaels

    theguardian.com, Friday 2 August 2013 08.36 EDT


    TiŽsto wants to marry you. The star DJ has launched a contest for amorous fans, proposing to officiate a wedding during a Los Angeles rave.


    "Hey! Which couple wants me to marry them in Las Vegas on August 17th?" TiŽsto wrote on Facebook. "Are you going to be in Vegas that day? Are you ready for TiŽsto to perform your marriage ceremony?!?!?" Fans have until 10 August to email entry@inthebooth.com with the story of their relationship in order to prove their love is worthy of his matrimonial services. The hashtag #inthebooth is also being used to promote the competition via Twitter.


    It's certainly a publicity stunt, but TiŽsto isn't shy about using cheap tricks. Earlier this week, the Dutch disc-spinner told fans he will only release a new trance album if they vote for him in DJ Magazine's best DJ poll – and even then, only if he reaches No 1. "Maybe if you made a full trance album you'd make No 1," quipped one reader.


    So far, fans don't seem to be falling over themselves to get married at a massive club full of strangers. On Twitter, TiŽsto's #inthebooth hashtag is mostly being used by EDM outlets promoting the contest. Still, at least a few singletons are hoping to find a sweetheart just so they can get closer to their favourite DJ: "So …" wrote @RachCamp88, "who wants to marry me?"


    As for TiŽsto himself, the 44-year-old was previously engaged to model Stacey Blokzijl. She reportedly broke off the engagement in 2008, blaming TiŽsto's "busy schedule".


    Best known for his trance music, TiŽsto topped DJ Magazine's iconic poll in 2002, 2003 and 2004.
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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