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  1. 03-26-2010, 09:59 AM #1
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    Default Did Tiesto Touch Your Butthole?!?!?!

    Oh noes!
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  2. 03-26-2010, 10:02 AM #2
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    Default Re: Did Tiesto Touch Your Butthole?!?!?!

    Wow. Oddly enough I actually had nothing to do with this one.

    But you should still buy them shits.
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
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    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
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  3. 03-26-2010, 10:51 AM #3
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    Default Re: Did Tiesto Touch Your Butthole?!?!?!

    them shirts?

    /ordered
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    Your stupid
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  4. 03-26-2010, 10:56 AM #4
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    Default Re: Did Tiesto Touch Your Butthole?!?!?!

    i'm married now, but if he did, i'd rather he do it with his tongue. i like my butthole being licked (not bit).

    try it and then tell me how much you loved it.

    yay!
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  5. 03-26-2010, 10:56 AM #5
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    Default Re: Did Tiesto Touch Your Butthole?!?!?!

    Shits works too :P
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."
    — Faxman75, who has clearly had enough
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    Default Re: Did Tiesto Touch Your Butthole?!?!?!

    superb first post
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  7. 03-26-2010, 11:03 AM #7
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    This is turning into a good thread so I guess I WILL sell here....


    Quote Originally Posted by HandBanana View Post







    Just 20 days left to order and receive your TIESTO TOUCHED MY BUTTHOLE shirt! Dont be left out in the cold. Give me your monies!
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/seno...ed-my-butthole
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."
    — Faxman75, who has clearly had enough
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  8. 03-26-2010, 11:07 AM #8
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    Default Re: Did Tiesto Touch Your Butthole?!?!?!

    If by "butthole", you mean "heart"....


    then..


    .. no.

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  9. 03-26-2010, 11:07 AM #9
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    Default Re: Did Tiesto Touch Your Butthole?!?!?!

    stroked my tenderest buttheart
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."
    — Faxman75, who has clearly had enough
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  10. 03-26-2010, 11:14 AM #10
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    Default Re: Did Tiesto Touch Your Butthole?!?!?!

    I love my TTMB shirt like no other
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  11. 03-26-2010, 04:32 PM #11
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    Default Re: Did Tiesto Touch Your Butthole?!?!?!

    Tiesto gave me the sweetest tabooooo!!!
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    Is that written in some sort of underground rat language I'm not familiar with?
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  12. 03-26-2010, 04:49 PM #12
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    Default Re: Did Tiesto Touch Your Butthole?!?!?!

    oh HB, im so tempted to get a TTMB shirt...

    all the colour choices. I gotta think what's best for coach. Maybe a yellow.. or a doo doo brown..
    Rhythm is a dancer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aurgasm View Post
    oh HB, im so tempted to get a TTMB shirt...

    all the colour choices. I gotta think what's best for coach. Maybe a yellow.. or a doo doo brown..
    you could be the next guy in a purple shirt
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  14. 03-26-2010, 05:12 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by lizng View Post
    you could be the next guy in a purple shirt
    oh grand! lol
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    Default Re: Did Tiesto Touch Your Butthole?!?!?!



    uhhhhhhh yeah... that was me
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    Default Re: Did Tiesto Touch Your Butthole?!?!?!

    we scissored, so i guess we touched each other's buttholes...with our buttholes.
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  17. 03-26-2010, 06:57 PM #17
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    Default Re: Did Tiesto Touch Your Butthole?!?!?!

    he tasted mine
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    Default Re: Did Tiesto Touch Your Butthole?!?!?!

    In the end I walked out before he actually touched it... but the build-up took FOREVER
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  19. 03-26-2010, 10:11 PM #19
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    oh the whispering eye....
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    must. buy. shirt.



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    Default Re: Did Tiesto Touch Your Butthole?!?!?!

    Quote Originally Posted by clumsy342 View Post
    If by "butthole", you mean "heart"....


    then..


    .. no.
    sigged
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    Default Re: Did Tiesto Touch Your Butthole?!?!?!

    Tiesto is suppose to have a 3D show on the main stage where he tries to touch your butthole. Prepare to watch for people who turn their back to the stage.
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    Default Re: Did Tiesto Touch Your Butthole?!?!?!

    can he touch my monkey too?
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    Default Re: Did Tiesto Touch Your Butthole?!?!?!

    It better have been Tiesto or I want my 10 bucks back.
    "Well, that's just like, you know... your opinion, man"
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    Default Re: Did Tiesto Touch Your Butthole?!?!?!

    What does this mean?
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    Default Re: Did Tiesto Touch Your Butthole?!?!?!

    Bump

    Robin wants a TTMB shirt. Paging HandBanana.
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    A+ first post. And I want mine in doodoo brown.
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    At this point, Daft Punk doesn't even want to hear about Daft Punk anymore.
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    Default Re: Did Tiesto Touch Your Butthole?!?!?!

    I actually want one, too. This is just fantastic.
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