I mean... except for his sexuality.
The lady doth protest.
I think you're one of the better queers on the board, honestly. In my top three.
... look dude, deny it all you want... that night we spent together wasn't just some fucking mirage. You prick.
I had some Injun's dick in my mouth that night, stop trying to act like it wasn't yours.
Also, you just referenced Mean Girls. And you're not gay.
Even Mel Brooks knew that a kick to the nuts is still pretty funny.
I'm at friends for a quick open house later but Xmas night my plans are up in the air. I have an invite for dinner with friends but I may decide to pass. I'm still adjusting to living alone and I'm not sure how I feel about needling in on someone else's family dinner.