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    Default It's Raining High-Scores of Douchey BBQ Sauce Magnates with Stupid Hair

    A Queens plastic surgeon has been crowned the king of Donkey Kong.
    Dr. Hank Chien, 35, racked up a score of 1,061,700 on the classic arcade video game, smashing the old record by 10,000 points. Chien’s dazzling feat was confirmed by Twin Galaxies, the official score keeper of electronic games.



    SUCK IT COCK!!!!!

    http://www.bestweekever.tv/2010-03-1...y-kong-king-2/
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    — Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Default Re: It's Raining High-Scores of Douchey BBQ Sauce Magnates with Stupid Hair

    Revenge is a dish best served Asian.
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Default Re: It's Raining High-Scores of Douchey BBQ Sauce Magnates with Stupid Hair

    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Revenge is a dish best served Asian.
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    Default Re: It's Raining High-Scores of Douchey BBQ Sauce Magnates with Stupid Hair

    Sweet and sour.

    Quote Originally Posted by HandBanana View Post
    A Queens plastic surgeon has been crowned the king of Donkey Kong.
    Dr. Hank Chien, 35, racked up a score of 1,061,700 on the classic arcade video game, smashing the old record by 10,000 points. Chien’s dazzling feat was confirmed by Twin Galaxies, the official score keeper of electronic games.



    SUCK IT COCK!!!!!

    http://www.bestweekever.tv/2010-03-1...y-kong-king-2/

    The loser guy, is that Ben Stiller from one of his movies?

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    I think it might be.


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    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    If you really want to see what a d-bag he is watch the documentary "King of Kong: A Fist Full of Quarters" It's on Netflix watch instantly if you have that service. This guy make geeks look bad. He makes grown boys cry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    I think it might be.

    false. it is in fact someone far douchier than ben stiller, who gets his stupid face annihilated in this gem of a documentary:



    http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/kingofkong

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    I kept wating for that move to get funny, never happned.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IRSCOTT View Post
    I kept wating for that move to get funny, never happned.
    Did you want somebody to get hit in the nuts and then their eyes cross?
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Did you want somebody to get hit in the nuts and then their eyes cross?
    omgbwahahahahahaha
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    — Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by zajaa View Post
    false. it is in fact someone far douchier than ben stiller, who gets his stupid face annihilated in this gem of a documentary:



    http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/kingofkong
    Hey, you watched that too. I want my 79 minutes back.
    Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM

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    Default Re: It's Raining High-Scores of Douchey BBQ Sauce Magnates with Stupid Hair

    Hey everybody? Hey all of you? Hey friends enemies lovers hey? It isn't fucking raining this because this isn't a dead person.

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    This is the stupidest thread I've seen in a while.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by koryp View Post
    I want my 79 minutes back.
    the film was hilarious and well made.

    perhaps you should watch the boondock saints sequel or something instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zajaa View Post
    false. it is in fact someone far douchier than ben stiller, who gets his stupid face annihilated in this gem of a documentary:



    http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/kingofkong
    Totally agree! That was an entertaining documentary, nonetheless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Hey everybody? Hey all of you? Hey friends enemies lovers hey? It isn't fucking raining this because this isn't a dead person.
    After seeing the Documentary and how this guy acted it may only be a matter of time before this thread is a legitamized "It's Raining" thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Hey everybody? Hey all of you? Hey friends enemies lovers hey? It isn't fucking raining this because this isn't a dead person.
    t's Raining High-Scores of Douchey BBQ Sauce Magnates with Stupid Hair
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    — Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Rest assured that I understand your premise. It's not raining this.

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