POLL: Who is the best poster here?

[randy ricochet]

I vote Randy. He's swell.

Cheers soft lad!!!....I vote for you, even though you are a bit of a miserable, shandy drinking knob jockey!!!

Only messing kid!

[randy ricochet]

I get the feeling that Randy is the type of bloke that pisses himself after 5-6 beers.
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You underestimate my pub skills young man. We shall have to meet up and have a lite beer drinking contest!!

[randy ricochet]

I'm not sure why I'm in this poll. I must be posting too much again. I voted Yabs. I really enjoy schoolio's movie reviews, and yeah nothingman and I are in the mutual admiration club. Brandon (hawking), Andrew (bballarl), John (mountmccabe), and Erik (Menik) are about the nicest guys on here, and Tessa, Jennie, and Alma (funkylama) are the nicest girls. I have to admit that I'm liking a LOT of the new people like Hannah/kimery, Courtney, C Dub Ya, John Peel, Justinaqui, lotsa others.

Heck I like the Jeff's too (vinylmartyr and york). And I had a dream about TomAz last night (wtf??).

What about me?...You said you'd show me your busters the other day!!!!

[randy ricochet]

Cheers everyone for voting for me, you know it makes sense. The fact that I can light up just one of your lives means so much to me!!!

[nothingman00]

You underestimate my pub skills young man. We shall have to meet up and have a lite beer drinking contest!!

Scotch, Randy. That's what we'll be drinking. Scotch on the rocks. And I don't do drinking contests, I'll just drink until you pass out at the bar, then I'll quietly get up, tell the bartender that you've got the tab, and leave.

[randy ricochet]

Scotch is an old man's drink

[Hannahrain]

and light beer is a little girl's drink.

[randy ricochet]

I know, I was taking the piss about you lot drinking lite beer!

[nothingman00]

Sigh... Yes randy. All Americans drink lite beer. Seriously, just like all British people have horrible teeth. See how over-generalizations tend to make a person look stupid? I'd wager that the majority of the people on this board, if they drink beer at all, have varied tastes and don't hold steadfast to a single light beer (exception being broke college students).

[nothingman00]

And Randy, I'm about to turn 29. So, in a way, I would appear to be an old man to a 17 year old like yourself. Cheers Mate!

[Hannahrain]

<----broke college student who won't touch light beer.

[randy ricochet]

Who says we have bad teeth?.....isn't that a bit hypocritical coming from a nation that drinks super super super sized coke on a regular basis?
Call me generalising gerald!!!

[randy ricochet]

I'm 32, douche bag!

[nothingman00]

<----broke college student who won't touch light beer.

there ya' go Randy. I think the light beer segment of the population is probably not represented very well on the coachella message board. People with discerning tastes in art (music) tend to have discerning tastes in food and drink, as well. But hey, there are plenty of people who love light beer, and to them I say congrats. I can't stand the stuff myself, but again, to each his own. I just think you have the people on this board pegged wrong, but whatever.

[randy ricochet]

It was British sarcasm from generalising gerald!
You're all fat and gullible as well I heard!!!!!

[nothingman00]

Yep, we're all fat and gullible. Lazy too. We drink Light beer, eat at Mcdonald's 3 times a day, and are generally unsufferable, intolerable bores. So my question is this: why would you want to visit our country for a music festival? You already know you'll hate all of the people.

[nothingman00]

I'm 32, douche bag!

You're 32 but tried to challenge me to a "drinking contest"??? You used the words "drinking contest". Are we going to break out the beer bong, as well?

[bmack86]

Hannah and I can wallow in our collective sorrows together because nobody loves us enough to cast their votes.
Or not.

[Hannahrain]

deal.

i would vote for you if i hadn't already voted for amyzzz.

[bmack86]

we could make aliases and boost our votes.
But, I feel that my vote for Yabs was well spent

[Hannahrain]

it's probably because we don't put out.

[bmack86]

Yeah, my intersex skills aren't exactly developed.
No Bowie handjobs on this end.

[randy ricochet]

Yep, we're all fat and gullible. Lazy too. We drink Light beer, eat at Mcdonald's 3 times a day, and are generally unsufferable, intolerable bores. So my question is this: why would you want to visit our country for a music festival? You already know you'll hate all of the people.

On the contrary, I love you chaps and at least I'll be able to take the piss in person!!!!
Oh and as for the California Girls!!! I wish they could all be like that. (Someone should write a song about that)!!!!!

[Mr.Nipples]

who the hell would vote for me...rage fans?

[blakely]

I'm 32

this explains a lot..........

[randy ricochet]

Like what?

[blakely]

your absolutely ridiculous posts and constant antagonizing of anyone and everyone on the boards....

[randy ricochet]

Well you read them, numb nuts!!!

[blakely]

its not as if i go out of my way to read them, im on a message board, so are you....

[randy ricochet]

So how do my supposed absolutely ridiculous posts suggest that I am 32?