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    Yeah, and? Her mom has called my mom numerous times to say, "Tell Katrina to stop asking Lauren to pay the bills on a deadline. **** will pay when she wants to pay."

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    Nevermind. I'm not going to pick a fight with you. I don't think my mom has the patience to field phone calls from your mom.

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    ^Yeah I loled at that one too

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    The next day, my toilet was clogged with GIANT turds.


    funny in a watching a movie, happening to somebody else kind of way...
    cleaning up somebody elses $HIT sucks...
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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    Yeah, and? Her mom has called my mom numerous times to say, "Tell Katrina to stop asking Lauren to pay the bills on a deadline. **** will pay when she wants to pay."
    I dont' understand the asterisks.

    I do understand what names like "Katrina" and "Lauren" mean, though.
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    She has another roommate named P i n g. Exchange student.

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    And don't look at me like I'm a racist. He's Israeli.

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    well thank god at least he's circumcised.
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    I'll be getting three brand new roommates in NY. I've lived alone the last two years. My last roommate one was a quiet, nebbish grad student studying fine arts management. He got offered a job in Boston and gave his 30 days notice. One evening, I was in the process of posting the room available listing on craigslist when I got the dreaded blue screen on my laptop. I was tired and didn't feel like calling Bangalore to get my IT issues resolved, so I asked him if I could use his computer for a few mins. He said sure. I went into his room, inserted my camera's memory card into his laptop and uploaded the apartment photos I'd taken to his desktop and then erased the memory card. But I couldn't find the photos on his desktop and realized I must have inadvertently uploaded them to a folder. So I clicked on START > My Recent Documents and saw several jpeg names. They were all random series of letters and numbers like ghjlku75ng8.jpeg except for one which was titled allmine.jpeg. It's wrong to snoop. It's an invasion of someone's privacy and a violation of their trust. But I'm glad I decided to overlook that. Because this was the "allmine" photo:
















    Yeah. That's me. In my bed. And, no, I wasn't posing for some grad student's photo series. I was asleep and completely unaware that my photo had been taken. I freaked the fuck out. Once I calmed down, I emailed myself a copy of the photo and screen shots showing the file on his computer. This appeared to be the only offending image on there. I don't always deal well with confrontation, but he left before his 30 days were up. I keep this photo to remind me to always lock my bedroom door and to work my ass off so that I can afford to live alone in NY one day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JewFace View Post
    I keep this photo to remind me to always lock my bedroom door and to work my ass off so that I can afford to live alone in NY one day.
    also, to post it on the internet.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    That too. Lock your doors, people!
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    That is creepy as hell, Jewface. My friend told me he woke up to a roommate taking pictures of him once...awkward. Also--what is the thread count for those sheets?

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    It sickens me that you sleep without a pillow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    That is creepy as hell, Jewface. My friend told me he woke up to a roommate taking pictures of him once...awkward. Also--what is the thread count for those sheets?
    He woke up to that?? OMG. I'm not a violent man, but I don't know if I could keep my cool if I had woken up. Thread count? Ha. 50? I don't recall. I was a poor college student supporting myself.



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    It sickens me that you sleep without a pillow.

    I actually do sleep with pillows, but I also am a rather violent sleeper. Not sure what that's about but there's a lot of tossing, turning, kicking, (non sexual) thrusting that happens. I sometimes wakeup with my head at the foot of the bed and the pillows on the floor. Hmmm...I wonder why I'm single?
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    Jew, while creepy, it sounds like a plot for some romantic dramady.
    Ask him out.
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    Ew. Hunter! He was old. Like older than Tom.
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    Oh. Well, then yeah. f that.
    Why was an old guy your roommate?
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    Because he was nice and quiet, had good credit, kept to himself and did a good job of hiding the fact that he was a fucking psycho.
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    *saves picture*
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    you both are bitches. for the record.
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    ???
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    What makes that freaky is that the file is called "allmine". If it was something like "fineartsproject1" that wouldn't be so bad, right?

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    Do you think he jerks it to you often?
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    Quote Originally Posted by betao View Post
    What makes that freaky is that the file is called "allmine". If it was something like "fineartsproject1" that wouldn't be so bad, right?
    Ehhhhh. I still would have been just as freaked out, but yeah, the title added an extra level of creepiness for sure.


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    Do you think he jerks it to you often?
    Gross.
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    One of my ex-roommates was a serious hypochondriac who got AIDS tested FOUR TIMES after not having sex or swapping any bodily fluids for OVER A YEAR. And she told me, before the fourth test, that if it came back positive she would jump off the roof of the Applied Physics & Math building.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JewFace View Post
    ???
    I still love you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TeamCoachellaHellYeah View Post
    I still love you.



    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    One of my ex-roommates was a serious hypochondriac who got AIDS tested FOUR TIMES after not having sex or swapping any bodily fluids for OVER A YEAR. And she told me, before the fourth test, that if it came back positive she would jump off the roof of the Applied Physics & Math building.

    What a nutjob! Did she go into the Sahara, though? She could have contracted it there.
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    lolz
    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt
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    She didn't go anywhere interesting. My first year of Coachella was also our antepenultimate month as roommates.
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    WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SOMEONE MAKES A CRIME?
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