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    I come home from a huge night away partying and my house mate makes me a PB and J and watches Cougar Town with me. Yessssss.

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    I moved to Irvine, CA to go to graduate school at UC Irvine back in June. I live in a 2-bedroom apartment in graduate student housing. I was assigned a roommate in July, but he didn't get here until yesterday. We had communicated very minimally via email, but I had no clue what this person was going to be like. So he gets here during the day, moves his stuff in, and we have a brief small talk-heavy conversation. Then he goes in his room and like 5 hours passes. My girlfriend is over at this point and we are making dinner and watching TV. I then get this text:

    "Hey man, so I have someone coming over at like 9:15...would you guys mind heading into your room while they come in the door? I will knock on your door when they are in and then you can come out. They just want to be discreet and stuff lol."

    My girlfriend and I look at each other in amazement, but oblige without asking any questions; and when we here a knock at the door he comes out of his room, we go in mine, he answers the door, we here his door shut, he knocks on my door and we come out and go about our business. They are in his room for ~2hrs and then I get another text asking us to do the same thing while this person leaves. We oblige, no questions asked, again. After another knock on my door we come out and he is in the kitchen making a sandwich and we start talking about The Walking Dead or some shit. Nothing is mentioned about the weirdness that just occurred.

    Is what happened a normal thing to have happen the first night you meet your new roommate, or at all for that matter? I feel like it's not. My girlfriend and I came to the conclusion that it was most likely a craigslist hookup and he was too embarrassed to admit it/say anything about it.
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    Or maybe he's just trying to see what weird shit he can do right when he moves in. Or maybe his friend is Medusa and if you look at her you will turn to stone.
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    It's weird, but at least he's being polite about it and didn't leave you waiting for a long time. If I were you i'd prepare for some pretty bizarre behavior from this guy - but if he just wants to be strangely private, that shouldn't affect you negatively too much. You may never be able to have a party or anything though if he's going to be around.
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    That's weird and although you both were polite I can't see this pattern very easy to sustain for too long.

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    That's weird as FUCK

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    Quote Originally Posted by kreutz2112 View Post
    I moved to Irvine, CA to go to graduate school at UC Irvine back in June. I live in a 2-bedroom apartment in graduate student housing. I was assigned a roommate in July, but he didn't get here until yesterday. We had communicated very minimally via email, but I had no clue what this person was going to be like. So he gets here during the day, moves his stuff in, and we have a brief small talk-heavy conversation. Then he goes in his room and like 5 hours passes. My girlfriend is over at this point and we are making dinner and watching TV. I then get this text:

    "Hey man, so I have someone coming over at like 9:15...would you guys mind heading into your room while they come in the door? I will knock on your door when they are in and then you can come out. They just want to be discreet and stuff lol."

    My girlfriend and I look at each other in amazement, but oblige without asking any questions; and when we here a knock at the door he comes out of his room, we go in mine, he answers the door, we here his door shut, he knocks on my door and we come out and go about our business. They are in his room for ~2hrs and then I get another text asking us to do the same thing while this person leaves. We oblige, no questions asked, again. After another knock on my door we come out and he is in the kitchen making a sandwich and we start talking about The Walking Dead or some shit. Nothing is mentioned about the weirdness that just occurred.

    Is what happened a normal thing to have happen the first night you meet your new roommate, or at all for that matter? I feel like it's not. My girlfriend and I came to the conclusion that it was most likely a craigslist hookup and he was too embarrassed to admit it/say anything about it.
    First, condolences on moving to Irvine, the town I grew up in. Second it seems like your roommate has a sexual kink in them they haven't reigned into control yet. I had a heavy set bear for a roommate (the gay hairy man kind, not the yogi bear kind) who had his "discreet" visits at 11pm-3am.

    For your sake, I hope your roommate doesn't have a creaky bed. You may never sleep once you find out what he's inviting into your apartment.

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    Maybe he is gay and he just isn't comfortable telling you yet.
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    Honestly, that was the first thing that popped into my head. And it would also be the most benign explanation, so let's hope for closeted!
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    The person they invited over is a celebrity "friend" and the last thing they need it you TMZing it up with pics of them getting nasty and/or hiiiigh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    but if he just wants to be strangely private, that shouldn't affect you negatively too much.
    This is correct and actually preferable.

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    Maybe he is gay and he just isn't comfortable telling you yet.
    I also thought about this. He is young (23) and from Indiana. I met his dad for like 30 seconds and concluded he had a "Santorum 2012" bumper sticker on the back of his Chevy pickup within the first 20 seconds of that conversation. If he is gay I don't think he's out of the closet yet.
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    Last night my friend told me about how a roommate she had that did a bunch of meth with his girlfriend and her and her boyfriend would overhear them fucking hours and saying things like, "You're the pirate! You're the pirate!" and once they came home and found him grilling onions and garlic while tweaking and he told them that he was going to suck the onions and garlic off of his girlfriend's toes.

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    My old roomate called me one time to make sure that we weren't home when he brought over this fucking pig. He told me not to tell my lady because he didn't want her to judge him. Lord knows I've seen the parade of nasty bitches that he has banged out.

    I would always hear my other roomate fuck through the wall. They'd always be blasting some Bob Marley, "Could You Be Loved" type shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    First, condolences on moving to Irvine, the town I grew up in. Second it seems like your roommate has a sexual kink in them they haven't reigned into control yet. I had a heavy set bear for a roommate (the gay hairy man kind, not the yogi bear kind) who had his "discreet" visits at 11pm-3am.

    For your sake, I hope your roommate doesn't have a creaky bed. You may never sleep once you find out what he's inviting into your apartment.
    There's nothing like fucking on a rusty boxspring.
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