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    Default The Thread In Which We Write Amyzzz Some Erotic Fiction

    Long Beach was black as midnight as Theo walked his pitbull Slammy home...
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    Damnit I have Vigo on ignore.
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    go fuck yourself amy
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    Incidentally, I was just in the middle of writing my own erotic fiction ABOUT Amyzzz.

    Spoiler: she gets a new strain of VD, rendering her hands arthritic so we're no longer subjected to her incessant boring blather.

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    Grrrrrr

    "what's dat Slammy, who dat white girl in da bushes?"
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    Default Re: The Thread In Which We Write Amyzzz Some Erotic Fiction

    Incidentally, I was just in the middle of writing my own erotic fiction ABOUT Amyzzz.

    Spoiler: she gets a new strain of VD, rendering her hands arthritic so we're no longer subjected to her incessant boring blather.
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    Ignoring Vigo is Sacrilege.

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jmRI3Ew4BvA
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    holy christ that was not worth checking. Go fuck yourself, Vigo.
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    go fuck yourself amy
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Incidentally, I was just in the middle of writing my own erotic fiction ABOUT Amyzzz.

    Spoiler: she gets a new strain of VD, rendering her hands arthritic so we're no longer subjected to her incessant boring blather.

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    Default Re: The Thread In Which We Write Amyzzz Some Erotic Fiction

    WELL WHAT IN THE HELL KINDA PORNO U WANA HEAR, LADY?
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    maybe I should finally put vigo on ignore too... u know Amy when i first joined u were the only person I had on ignore because of racist posts.

    now they're just racy posts
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    Quote Originally Posted by ivankay View Post
    this year will be a little different due to my scheduling as the Psychic Friend's bitch.
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    There. That's a white dog fucking a black dog trying to eat pinochios dick. Perfect fucking harmony if you ask me.
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    That's actually pretty funny. Thanks, gps.
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    go fuck yourself amy
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Incidentally, I was just in the middle of writing my own erotic fiction ABOUT Amyzzz.

    Spoiler: she gets a new strain of VD, rendering her hands arthritic so we're no longer subjected to her incessant boring blather.

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    Default Re: The Thread In Which We Write Amyzzz Some Erotic Fiction

    This thread isn't funny.
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    No. It's not even arousing. Disappointments all around.
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    go fuck yourself amy
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Incidentally, I was just in the middle of writing my own erotic fiction ABOUT Amyzzz.

    Spoiler: she gets a new strain of VD, rendering her hands arthritic so we're no longer subjected to her incessant boring blather.

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    Ok ok. I'll redeem myself. I'm gana put the old noggin to work and cook up a super sensual sexy story without any canine references and see that you immediately take me off ignore as you turn page after page of something just strange enough to get you off. In the mean time, single lady, let us know what does actually turn you on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    This thread isn't funny.
    i think it's pretty funny.
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    If moles had subways, molestation wouldn't be one of the creepiest words there is ....
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    Default Re: The Thread In Which We Write Amyzzz Some Erotic Fiction

    Can't you all just continue to over share and be gross in the sex thread?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Starraven View Post
    maybe I should finally put vigo on ignore too... u know Amy when i first joined u were the only person I had on ignore because of racist posts.

    now they're just racy posts
    Pffft, when I first joined she had apparently just become familiar with her "report post" button and was married and content with the missionary position. The mere mention of a dildo would have her reeling. Now a loaf of french bread isn't safe.

    1.     Run to a nice patch of grass on the fields and lay face down.
    2. Tilt your head ninety degrees with your forehead temple resting on your forearm and watch people through the vision pocket right underneath your armpit hair.
    3. Do this for a few hours until you get comfortable.

    A Daft Punk thread containing 'nothing of substance'. How bout that.
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    "almost, almost, almost the real thing" she shredded into the Sonoran Desert
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