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    hey! i've always thought that trying to be agressively flirty with a total stranger is kinda hard... except when you are drunk. Anyway, have you ever successfully picked up (or have been picked!) someone out of the blue? how did it happen? Share your story...

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    "Come home with me. "

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    "where have you been all my night?"

    then smile impishly.

    works like a charm.

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    hi.
    as predicted by nostradamus

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    When I'm drunk and at a club I grab things like boobies, buttocks, and ask good looking(or so I think) female bartenders to do a shot with me and show me her boobs. Seriously.

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    Me: Hi, I'm Courtney, nice to meet you.
    Him: Let's go have babies.

    The name thing works like a charm, I tell ya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SojuGorae View Post
    When I'm drunk and at a club I grab things like boobies, buttocks, and ask good looking(or so I think) female bartenders to do a shot with me and show me her boobs.
    you sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. hats off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SojuGorae View Post
    When I'm drunk and at a club I grab things like boobies, buttocks, and ask good looking(or so I think) female bartenders to do a shot with me and show me her boobs.
    You're getting dreamier by the minute...
    Last edited by Hannahrain; 02-24-2009 at 12:41 AM. Reason: My punctuation on the internet was atrocious two years ago. How stressful for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    youre getting dreamier by the minute...
    You know it.

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    that being said, your dreaminess may be inversely proportionate to the level of liquid in my glass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by matsuolost View Post
    hi.
    hey i've actually tried that one!!

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    it was right after a !!! show in la. the show was over and everyone was just hanging around outside the venue. i was a little drunk and by myself (my friend and i lost eachother like 10 min after we got there). some random guy walked up to me and simply asked if he could kiss me. no hi. no introduction. just that. i loved how straight forward he was and with my beer goggles he was nice to the eyes as well. i said yes. we kissed for a minute. i saw my friend and went home.
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    Nice shoes... Wanna Fuck?

    (whaaakkkk!!!) that was the sound of my wife slapping me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nothingman00 View Post
    Nice shoes... Wanna Fuck?

    (whaaakkkk!!!) that was the sound of my wife slapping me.
    That's why you wait till your wife is away before asking strange women that question.
    You came here to steal our great ideas! You've been foiled, we have none.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mob roulette View Post
    "where have you been all my night?"

    then smile impishly.

    works like a charm.

    Hahaha, nice, I'd probably so go for that.


    Booby grabbing, not so much. Haahaha.
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    My hovercraft is full of eels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MusicIsMyBoyfriend View Post
    Hahaha, nice, I'd probably so go for that.


    Booby grabbing, not so much. Haahaha.
    so... where have you been all... er... day?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vicorintian View Post
    so... where have you been all... er... day?
    You forgot the smiling impishly bit... I think that's the key.

    nevermind I guess that green smiley dude works.... Hiya.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MusicIsMyBoyfriend View Post
    Hahaha, nice, I'd probably so go for that.


    Booby grabbing, not so much. Haahaha.
    hahaha ya me too
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    Quote Originally Posted by MusicIsMyBoyfriend View Post
    You forgot the smiling impishly bit... I think that's the key.

    nevermind I guess that green smiley dude works.... Hiya.
    I'd say the green smiley is just a completely unrestrained happy smile. But who can resist those? The blue one with the glasses is a smirk/impish (imo)
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    I'm not one for pick up lines, but to strike up a conversation with a girl simply compliment her on something she is wearing (particularly anthing that looks original). This works because any guy knows how long it takes a girl to pick out her clothes when she's going out, and if they take that long to pick something out they appreciate it when someone notices the extra effort they put into looking nice. After that strike up a pleasant conversation and ask if she's single within the first couple of minutes. If she says not tell her that you hope her boyfriend knows what a lucky guy he is and get on your way. This way even if you strike out with her you'll still look like a good guy in front of any other ladies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MusicIsMyBoyfriend View Post
    You forgot the smiling impishly bit... I think that's the key.

    nevermind I guess that green smiley dude works.... Hiya.
    cool beans!! it works!!!

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    i had a friend who was reading a list of bad pickup lines once. they were all relatively normal, cheesy ones. with one exception. somewhere in the middle of the list it said "I'll give you an ice cream sandwich if you get in the van"...

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    "oh baby i like it raw. yeah baby i like it raaaaaaaaaw..."

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    One for the Brits.

    "Get your jacket, you've pulled..."
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    So, do you live around here often?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackstraw94086 View Post
    My hovercraft is full of eels.
    Please will you fondle my buttocks.
    A teenage dream, so hard to beat...

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    my friend and i were out having a drink and this man writes "do you wanna fuck" on a napkin and sends it to me. the whole time im there i was talking to some other guy. i read the note and gave it to my friend. i leave to go to the restroom and that man walks up to my friend and tells her that the note was for me but she was interested...
    yea.
    we left right when i returned from the restroom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackstraw94086 View Post
    My hovercraft is full of eels.
    Holy crap!! I would totally take you back to my tent if you ever said that to me...but then again, I am a huge Python fan (geek).

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