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    I honestly don't see anything wrong with getting rid of the 12th grade though.. High School was pretty pointless and most of college was too.

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    yeahhhh... i love salt lake city and it's been a great place to go to school, but this kind of shit is the reason i will leave utah and never look back as soon as i'm done.

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    Seriously, there are a lot of Mormons in Arizona; they're always nice and pleasant and would give you the shirt off their back. But, WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK, MORMONS?
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    Just skimmed the text of the bill...while it is extreme, I didn't see any mention of miscarriage as I interpret it; i.e., a complete accident. If anyone can find verbiage to that effect, let me know. The bill uses the term "miscarriage" in concert with abortions performed by a physician or other practitioner.

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    Plan B is under this too?!? Uh, I am never living there if so and I've got great family up there...
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    Ok, so this law is absured, but the whole "it outlaws misciarrage" thing is just a mistake in the drafting of the bill. They'll just have to fix the wording to get rid of that interpetation.

    And anyway, it would basically be impossible to enforce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rskapcat View Post
    Just skimmed the text of the bill...while it is extreme, I didn't see any mention of miscarriage as I interpret it; i.e., a complete accident. If anyone can find verbiage to that effect, let me know. The bill uses the term "miscarriage" in concert with abortions performed by a physician or other practitioner.

    http://le.utah.gov/~2010/bills/hbillint/hb0012.htm
    I think the idea is that it outlaws any "killing" of an unborn child that is not performed by a medical doctor. Since, legally, "killing" and "intentional killing" ("murder") are not the same thing, this could be interpretted to apply to an unintedned misscarraige.

    Like I said, even if this is how you interpret the law (which I can't imagine any court would), it's just too impractical to enforce it.

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    I think what is happening here is that miscarriage is the word being used on the part of the woman who is having the abortion performed, and abortion is on the part of the doctor or person performing the operation.

    Basically in places where abortion is illegal, typically only the operator is punishible by law. What is different here is that now the woman havign the operation is ALSO punishable by law.

    Amplifyyourvoice is needlessly causing commotion by using this lngauge for its own propaganda. While I think throwing a woman in jail for having an abortion is absolutely fucking preposterous, referring this law with the term "miscarriage" is extremely misleading.
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    I wasn't able to view the link, my company has it blocked under the category of "Sex Education." Yep, that's what it's like, working for Mormons...

    Anyway, so you guys know... this came about because this horrible teenaged girl paid a guy to beat the shit out of her so she would miscarry her baby. While he was charged with battery, she walked away FREE AND CLEAR AND WITHOUT ANY CHARGES (and if you can believe it, is now trying to gain custody of the baby she wanted killed.)
    This is merely an attempt to prevent such an atrocity from occurring again.

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    Serious article in Sunday's NYT Magazine about doing away with 12th grade. Seems to suggest Utah might have accidentally thought of a good idea.




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    According to the unwritten constitution that governs ordinary American life and makes possible a shared pop culture that even new immigrants can jump right into after a few movies and a trip to the mall, the senior year of public high school is less a climactic academic experience than an occasion for oafish goofing off, chronic truancy, random bullying, sloppy dancing in rented formalwear and interludes of moody, wan philosophizing (often at sunrise while still half-drunk and staring off at a misty river or the high-school parking lot) about the looming bummer of adulthood. In films like “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off,” “Dazed and Confused” and “High School Musical 3,” senior year is a do-little sabbatical from what is presented as the long dull labor of acquiring knowledge, honing skills and internalizing social norms. It’s a spree, senior year, that discharges built-up tensions. It’s an adolescent Mardi Gras. And it’s not an indulgence but an entitlement. Remember that line in your yearbook? Seniors rule! And they rule not because they’ve accomplished much, necessarily (aside from surviving to age 18 or so and not dropping out or running away from home), but because it’s tradition, and seniors crave tradition. They crave it because they know, deep down, they’re lost, and tradition helps them hide this fear. From juniors.

    This year of licensed irresponsibility, this two-semester recurring national holiday, was threatened recently in Utah by a Republican legislator’s proposal to do away with 12th grade entirely. The idea was advanced as a budget-cutting measure — a way to shave millions from the cash-strapped state’s expense sheet — and it called forth the sort of instant, intense hostility that often signals that an inspired notion, truly innovative, truly new, has, by some miracle, entered politics. The proposal drew scorn from teachers and students alike (another tribute to its possible genius) and swiftly spread across the news wires, eliciting such hostility and controversy that its sponsor flinched. Aware, perhaps, that his offbeat plan was drawing unwelcome attention to a state that has spent the modern era in a permanent defensive crouch thanks to a Mormon religious culture that many view as joyless and eccentric, the lawmaker suggested that 12th grade — that ritual time out from the march of time itself — be made optional rather than nonexistent.

    But did he compromise too readily? For many American high-school seniors, especially the soberest and most studious, senior year is a holding pattern, a redundancy, a way of running out the clock on a game that has already been won. When winter vacation rolls around, many of them, thanks to college early-admissions programs, know all they need to about their futures and have no more reason to hang around the schoolhouse than prehistoric fish had need for water once they grew limbs and could crawl out of the oceans. As for students who aren’t headed to four-year colleges but two-year community colleges or vocational schools, why not just get started early and read “Moby Dick” for pleasure, if they wish, rather than to earn a grade that they don’t need? Kids who plan to move right into the labor force are in the same position. They may as well spend the whole year in detention — which some of them, bored and restless, end up doing. Twelfth grade, for the sorts of students I’ve just described, amounts to a fidgety waiting period that practically begs for descents into debauchery and concludes in a big dumb party under a mirror ball that spins in place like the minds of those beneath it.

    It’s not just one Utah lawmaker who has noticed this. The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has, too, it seems. In the interest of speeding students on their way to productive, satisfying careers, the foundation intends to give a $1.5 million grant to a project organized by the nonprofit National Center on Education and the Economy. The goal is to help certain students leapfrog the keg party and go directly from 10th grade to community colleges after passing a battery of tests. The goal is not to save money but precious time, and the program is modeled on systems now in place in Denmark, Finland, France and Singapore — countries whose young folk, in many cases, speak English more grammatically than a lot of American high-school seniors do. One of the fledgling program’s backers, Terry Holliday, Kentucky’s commissioner of education, calls the program’s approach “move on when ready.” Compared with the prevailing current system, which might be termed “move on when all your friends do” or “move on when stir-crazy” or just “move on,” it seems both more pragmatic and humane, not to mention more likely to raise the G.D.P.

    If senior year were to vanish from our high schools, either completely or in part, would its infamous excesses, feats of sloth, dances and stretches of absenteeism shift to junior year? To some degree. But what also might happen is that the education process, if it was shortened and compressed some, might help kids think more clearly about their paths in life and set out on them on the right foot instead of waiting to shape up later on. And what would they miss, really, under such a system? As someone who left high school a year early thanks to an offer from a progressive college that I didn’t seek but hungrily accepted (anything to escape those hours of “study hall” that we passed by folding sheets of paper until they couldn’t be folded any tighter, at which point we flicked them at one another’s heads), I guess I wouldn’t know. But I did learn from my visits home that my former classmates’ senior years did them few favors maturationwise, other than to make one an unwed mother and a couple of them into victims of major car collisions. That’s why, to my mind, Utah should feel free to ax senior year, bank the savings and see what happens. My hunch is that nothing will happen. Nothing much. Just the loss of a year when nothing much happens anyhow.

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    Are there any articles on this that are a little less bias?

    What's the big deal? Do you live in Utah? Fucking WHY?!

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    I like Utah. Who gives a fuck about the Mormons?
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    i would only move to Utah if i can have multiple wives like BIll in "Big Love"... NICE!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scoop49er View Post
    i would only move to Utah if i can have multiple wives like BIll in "Big Love"... NICE!!!!!!!
    Utah has beautiful mountains, lots of nearby skiing, very low cost of living and tons of outdoor activities. It just doesn't get any credit because of the mormon stigma.
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    High School was pretty pointless and most of college was too.
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    Utah isn't exactly my favorite state, but I think they're on to something with that proposal for getting rid of the 12th grade. It was such a waste of time for me; I only had one required class (English) and a few electives so I could have enough credits to play sports. I still got out at 11am and once the fall tennis season was over, I spent most of my time partying and waiting for graduation. I would have loved to move on to college a year early, but my school didn't make that option available to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    Are there any articles on this that are a little less bias?

    What's the big deal? Do you live in Utah? Fucking WHY?!
    The New York Times is a notoriously pro-Utah, pro-Mormon, pro-pasty-whitebread conservative rag, I'll grant you that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    The New York Times is a notoriously pro-Utah, pro-Mormon, pro-pasty-whitebread conservative rag, I'll grant you that.
    Clearly.

    Its a good fucking article by the way. I think the entire 12th should be axed.
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    Girl you better stick that fetus back in!! oh no you didn't ?!?!

    I'm calling the abortion police.... wait they really have AB police now? oh shit


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    is this a fucking joke?

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    Arrrrrrrr.. Flight delays have me stuck in slc til 8pm , any 1 dowtown or close to the airport maybe take a shuttle downtown , worth it?

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    ehh... PM me if you want recommendations on food/bars for downtown. temple square is pretty bizarre... dogmatic disneyland!

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