This is the thread reserved for the best of the best. Save your kinda funny comedy, mildly amusing anecdotes, and somewhat interesting stories for the other threads because this thread is for top notch material only. If you fail, you'll be called out and votes will be cast. If the voting doesn't go your way, you have to promise to die sometime in the next 7 days.
Those are the rules.
This is probably the only thread I'll ever read again.