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    I remember when it felt like the whole world and all of its sources of happiness were conspiring against me as a kid, too. Good times.

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    Come on. 14 is 8th grade, freshman year maybe. Most of you had been to a few parties and had received or given a blow job at that point. You can definitely flame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeatSeeker View Post
    Just about when i get old enough to go (14) i get told that they are only selling single tickets. The day before they announced my uncle said that he and a few of his friends were staying at a house his friend is renting and invited my to go i WAS STOKED but guess what now none of us are going plus we were going for 2 days to saturday and sunday and my parents also said that three days was too much. now nobodys going except for one of my uncles friends and guess what she bought a three day pass and is only going on sunday
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    Quote Originally Posted by the choice cat View Post
    I think coachella needs to interrupt radio and tv broadcast in southern california, and announce that there are no single day tickets being sold. I'm tired of people discussing there plans to go for 1 day. and then shooting the messenger (me) when i try telling them they must buy a 3 day pass if they want to go.
    I enjoy crushing others hopes!
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    I've done a lot of things at music festivals in my day. And like most people, sure, I've fingered some butt holes during LCD Soundsystem. No big.

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    You're 14... cry at the entry gates and say you lost your parents; who happen to be inside the venue.

    wala! Your Paul Tollet problem solved!

    next!

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    Paul Tollet will be watching every entrance from underground. And he can morph into any of the concert goers to track you down. That's why I always hang out at the payphone bank -- just in case Paul shows up and I need an exit. Link!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alchemist559 View Post
    that's cool I hate me too
    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Lufs-al-ot View Post
    Not you, dont be so self-absorbed.
    Although I must admit, im now not that fond of you.
    hahahahahahahahahahah

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    Quote Originally Posted by elChurro View Post
    You're 14... cry at the entry gates and say you lost your parents; who happen to be inside the venue.

    wala! Your Paul Tollet problem solved!

    next!
    Voila?
    northside groove...southside groove....eastside groove...westside groove

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    Quote Originally Posted by weeklymix View Post
    Come on. 14 is 8th grade, freshman year maybe. Most of you had been to a few parties and had received or given a blow job at that point. You can definitely flame.
    what version of the internet are YOU using?
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    What's a blow job? What's that got to do with Paul?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeatSeeker View Post
    Just about when i get old enough to go (14) i get told that they are only selling single tickets. The day before they announced my uncle said that he and a few of his friends were staying at a house his friend is renting and invited my to go i WAS STOKED but guess what now none of us are going plus we were going for 2 days to saturday and sunday and my parents also said that three days was too much. now nobodys going except for one of my uncles friends and guess what she bought a three day pass and is only going on sunday
    coachella hates you, Jesus hates you, and so does your mother

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    when you have a car and a job in like 3 more years, you will just come on your own.

    be patient little one.
    Years attended: ...'08...'09...'10...'11...'12...'13!!

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    its not that Coachella hates you, its just that it loves everyone else so much more that it seems like it hates you.

    unless the only reason you want to go is to see Muse? then in which case it does hate you.

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