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    Unhappy NEED SOMEWHERE TO STAY...

    SO I BOOKED A ROOM AT MY TIME SHARE WITH MY BF FOR THIS YEAR AND WE BROKE UP, ROOM WAS UNDER HIS NAME AND HE CANCELLED WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY NEXT POINT...


    I NEED A ROOM FOR ALL NIGHTS ASAP, IF YOUR CANCELING YOUR HOTEL ROOM PLEASE LET ME KNOW SO I CAN TAKE IT OVER.


    THIS IS THE FIRST YEAR I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO GO SINCE MOVING TO LA AND DONT WANT TO CANCEL BECAUSE OF DOUCHEBAG.

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    You could always camp.
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    Shut the fuck up you pussy. If you dont get down with Westside Connection you have no credibility in the music world what so-ever. Get off these forums you *** *** and go bump your N'sync
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    I'm down with westside connect....fail again

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    TRIED AND WOULD SO LOVE TO...

    ONE OF MY FRIENDS IS WORRIED ABOUT TAKING SHOWERS AND TRYING TO STAY COOL AND THAT THING A WOMAN GETS EVERY MONTH

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    Quote Originally Posted by alliejustforyou View Post
    ...AND THAT THING A WOMAN GETS EVERY MONTH
    Smacked in the mouth?
    Youth, you son of a bitch, where did you go?

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    so I assume you've never been cunt punched at a festival? Well lucky you!

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    ha!

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    I need pictures before I make offers.

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    I WOULD OFFER YOU A ROOM IN MY MANSION BUT I'M VERY UNCOMFORTABLE WITH PEOPLE WHO FEEL THE NEED TO USE EUPHEMISMS FOR THINGS THAT AREN'T PARTICULARLY AWKWARD TO TALK ABOUT AFTER JUNIOR HIGH. ALSO BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A MANSION.

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    AND THE ALL CAPS THING IS KIND OF A TURN OFF TOO
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    She added the phrase "meany head" to my profile.
    I hardly think I'm an attention whore.
    I train birds of prey and am I licensed falconer

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    (SHE'S RIGHT, THERE'S NO YELLING IN MY MANSION).

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    COME OVER ANYTIME, DANI.

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    THANK YOU HANNAH. I WOULD LIKE TO CHECK OUT YOUR MANSION IF I GET TIME
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    She added the phrase "meany head" to my profile.
    I hardly think I'm an attention whore.
    I train birds of prey and am I licensed falconer

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    I REFUSE TO LET PRE-MENOPAUSE WOMEN SLEEP ANYWHERE I SLEEP. IF YOU WERE COURTEOUS YOU WOULD ABSORB YOUR OWN BLOOD, YOU NASTY MOTHERFUCKERS. ALSO ALL WOMEN NAMED ALLIE (EXCEPT THOSE WHO SPELL IT "ALLY") ARE TOTAL DICKSUCKERS AND NOT IN THE NICE WAY THAT WOMEN CAN BE DICKSUCKERS.
    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    Fuck you and fuck Haiti.

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    IF YOU GIVE ME A GOOD REBOUND SHAGGING, I WILL LET YOU SLEEP IN THE TRUNK


    PS. MAKE ME SOME PIE
    G-funk acquired, thank you Coachella

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    Don't watch Conspiracy Theory while on mushrooms.
    You know a festival is in the process of dying when you start to see sports jerseys there....

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    HAIR PIE.
    "Give me women, wine and snuff
    Until I cry out 'hold, enough!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Dylanja View Post
    I need pictures before I make offers.
    True and this will be a requirement before any man offers accomodations.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    I REFUSE TO LET PRE-MENOPAUSE WOMEN SLEEP ANYWHERE I SLEEP. IF YOU WERE COURTEOUS YOU WOULD ABSORB YOUR OWN BLOOD, YOU NASTY MOTHERFUCKERS. ALSO ALL WOMEN NAMED ALLIE (EXCEPT THOSE WHO SPELL IT "ALLY") ARE TOTAL DICKSUCKERS AND NOT IN THE NICE WAY THAT WOMEN CAN BE DICKSUCKERS.
    LOL!!!

    Plus the menstruation attracts bears, so stay the hell away from my camp site.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheddar's Cousin View Post
    Smacked in the mouth?
    HOLY SHIT! That was amazing.







    Disclaimer: But domestic abuse is never funny in real life. Real people get hurt.
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    Wake me up when Steve Angello wants me to make some fucking noise

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheddar's Cousin View Post
    Smacked in the mouth?
    Almost spit my drink all over my laptop. wow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhyTheLongFace View Post
    Disclaimer: But domestic abuse is never funny in real life. Real people get hurt.
    you're right, sometimes the knuckles can really hurt after a good backhand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thejake View Post
    Almost spit my drink all over my laptop. wow.
    IF I WERE DRINKING SOMETHING, I WOULD HAVE AS WELL. WELL PLAYED SIR.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    you're right, sometimes the knuckles can really hurt after a good backhand.
    Protect your knuckles
    You'll need them for the anal fisting later.
    "Give me women, wine and snuff
    Until I cry out 'hold, enough!"
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    this thread is full of win

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    "Give me women, wine and snuff
    Until I cry out 'hold, enough!"
    John Keats

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    I REFUSE TO LET PRE-MENOPAUSE WOMEN SLEEP ANYWHERE I SLEEP.
    ARE POST-MENOPAUSAL WOMEN OK? BECAUSE THERE'S SOME OLD HAGS I WORK WITH THAT COULD USE A GOOD SHAGGING.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    ALLIE, DID YOU CHECK EXPEDIA? I'M PRETTY SURE THE HOTELS ON THERE HAVE TOILETS TO ACCOMMODATE YOUR FRIEND'S LADY-TIME
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theijuiel View Post
    Protect your knuckles
    You'll need them for the anal fisting later.
    I'm ready guys

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    I DONT KNOW WHAT WERE YELLING ABOUT
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    This is an outdoor music festival, go suck a fuck. If you don't like it, stay home.

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    I WONDER WHAT THIS CHICK'S TITS ARE LIKE
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    just whore self out every night

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheddar's Cousin View Post
    Smacked in the mouth?
    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    Wake me up when Steve Angello wants me to make some fucking noise

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