Post Nude Photos Of Yourself That Won't Get You Banned

[psycobetabuckdown]

[TomAz]

that picture is confusing me.

[rskapcat]

Clerks 2, Tom.

[IDCrisis]

Normally, people faking new identities remember to not use their Photobucket account.

And since when have I ever done anything normal around here, Mr. Smartypants? And quite honestly, if I were faking an identity, I probably wouldn't have decided on IDCrisis as a name.

fucking brilliant you are!

Brilliance, my ass...My hints weren't subtle. The Photobucket account and the occupational reference to Ovine Behavior should have been a dead giveaway. Remind me not to ever get busted with a tedious fact checker though...They'll sing like a bird in a hot minute.

[stinkbutt]

sorry if i missed the memo, but is IDCrisis the new alias for Brokendoll? the font on that poster is eerily familiar.

Who?

[weeklymix]

And since when have I ever done anything normal around here, Mr. Smartypants? And quite honestly, if I were faking an identity, I probably wouldn't have decided on IDCrisis as a name. Brilliance, my ass...My hints weren't subtle. The Photobucket account and the occupational reference to Ovine Behavior should have been a dead giveaway. Remind me not to ever get busted with a tedious fact checker though...They'll sing like a bird in a hot minute.

OK I'll bite. If you weren't doing things normally, decided on a dumb alias name and used very obvious "hints," why bother making an alias in the first place?

[psycobetabuckdown]

that picture is confusing me.

pants tent?

[IDCrisis]

OK I'll bite. If you weren't doing things normally, decided on a dumb alias name and used very obvious "hints," why bother making an alias in the first place?

Actually I think IDCrisis is rather clever considering everybody has a board name they had to come up with. The obvious hints are probably due to the fact that I wasn't trying to fool anybody, and I'm rather suprised it took this long to figure it out. I figured you guys were smarter than that.

The truth of the matter is, for the life of me, I can't get that BD cunt to cave in and make her 10,000th post. I remember back when she swore she would quit the message board when she hit 1000 posts. Then again, when 5000 rolled around. Did she quit? Of course not, by then she figured no one was seeing them anyway, so why worry about counting, right? Wrong. The number continued to grow, along with her own realization that this message board had become a large part of her life. The problem with that was, she had apparently made a personal pact with herself that at 10,000 posts, she would dutifully rejoin the real world, leaving behind 9,999 posts, (5,652 of which have been ignored.) and off she would go with her little box of crayons and her Photobucket, out into the big world beyond this message board.

Seriously, you should have seen her here for the first 3 days of abstinence! Someone would post something and she'd want to respond sooo bad, but in her mind, that would have meant "hasta la-ta-ta amigos!" It was pathetic, to say the least. The worst part was when she'd get a hold of that tequila bottle and then sit in front of the screen talking back to posts that people had made without taking the risk in just posting her words. I believe that's when she got the brainstorm to ask me to please step in and post for her. Pathetic as it was, I could clearly see that the poor child had become over-taken and addicted to whatever it is she finds so amusing here on this message board, and my intent was to slowly wean her away from it. I wish they made some kind of like, methadone or some shit, because in the short week that I've stood in for her, I already feel as if I know all of you and am starting to get the first pangs of addiction in my fingertips. Unlike Brokendoll, I'll try to avoid being ignored or flamed for breaking any rules or stepping over any lines though.

[Cherita Chen]

CHUT THE PUCK UP!

[greghead]

Actually I think IDCrisis is rather clever considering everybody has a board name they had to come up with. The obvious hints are probably due to the fact that I wasn't trying to fool anybody, and I'm rather suprised it took this long to figure it out. I figured you guys were smarter than that.

The truth of the matter is, for the life of me, I can't get that BD cunt to cave in and make her 10,000th post. I remember back when she swore she would quit the message board when she hit 1000 posts. Then again, when 5000 rolled around. Did she quit? Of course not, by then she figured no one was seeing them anyway, so why worry about counting, right? Wrong. The number continued to grow, along with her own realization that this message board had become a large part of her life. The problem with that was, she had apparently made a personal pact with herself that at 10,000 posts, she would dutifully rejoin the real world, leaving behind 9,999 posts, (5,652 of which have been ignored.) and off she would go with her little box of crayons and her Photobucket, out into the big world beyond this message board.

Seriously, you should have seen her here for the first 3 days of abstinence! Someone would post something and she'd want to respond sooo bad, but in her mind, that would have meant "hasta la-ta-ta amigos!" It was pathetic, to say the least. The worst part was when she'd get a hold of that tequila bottle and then sit in front of the screen talking back to posts that people had made without taking the risk in just posting her words. I believe that's when she got the brainstorm to ask me to please step in and post for her. Pathetic as it was, I could clearly see that the poor child had become over-taken and addicted to whatever it is she finds so amusing here on this message board, and my intent was to slowly wean her away from it. I wish they made some kind of like, methadone or some shit, because in the short week that I've stood in for her, I already feel as if I know all of you and am starting to get the first pangs of addiction in my fingertips. Unlike Brokendoll, I'll try to avoid being ignored or flamed for breaking any rules or stepping over any lines though.

awkward

[amyzzz]

I stopped reading that when she started referring to herself in the 3rd person. What...the fuck...

[BlackSwan]

Actually I think IDCrisis is rather clever considering everybody has a board name they had to come up with. The obvious hints are probably due to the fact that I wasn't trying to fool anybody, and I'm rather suprised it took this long to figure it out. I figured you guys were smarter than that.

The truth of the matter is, for the life of me, I can't get that BD cunt to cave in and make her 10,000th post. I remember back when she swore she would quit the message board when she hit 1000 posts. Then again, when 5000 rolled around. Did she quit? Of course not, by then she figured no one was seeing them anyway, so why worry about counting, right? Wrong. The number continued to grow, along with her own realization that this message board had become a large part of her life. The problem with that was, she had apparently made a personal pact with herself that at 10,000 posts, she would dutifully rejoin the real world, leaving behind 9,999 posts, (5,652 of which have been ignored.) and off she would go with her little box of crayons and her Photobucket, out into the big world beyond this message board.

Seriously, you should have seen her here for the first 3 days of abstinence! Someone would post something and she'd want to respond sooo bad, but in her mind, that would have meant "hasta la-ta-ta amigos!" It was pathetic, to say the least. The worst part was when she'd get a hold of that tequila bottle and then sit in front of the screen talking back to posts that people had made without taking the risk in just posting her words. I believe that's when she got the brainstorm to ask me to please step in and post for her. Pathetic as it was, I could clearly see that the poor child had become over-taken and addicted to whatever it is she finds so amusing here on this message board, and my intent was to slowly wean her away from it. I wish they made some kind of like, methadone or some shit, because in the short week that I've stood in for her, I already feel as if I know all of you and am starting to get the first pangs of addiction in my fingertips. Unlike Brokendoll, I'll try to avoid being ignored or flamed for breaking any rules or stepping over any lines though.

tl;dr;IGNORED

[marooko]

I can't be the only one.....

[vinylmartyr]

more almost nudes

[M Sparks]

I can't be the only one.....

Perv.

[marooko]

1-1

Anyone else?

[PotVsKtl]

I'm a fan of the new BROKENDOLL. Keep it up short stuff.

[lizng]

Muddy girl on girl action at Austin City Limits...

[weeklymix]

I'm glad I asked holy shit.

[canexplain]

cr*****

[miscorrections]

Gross.

[M Sparks]

What the fucking fuck?

Fuck, man.

[canexplain]

Gross.

No posting a semi nude picture of myself would be gross. So there. I just then posted pics of family and pets except one of the most famous rock "nude" photo there is. It all ties up. cr*****

[Still-ill]

Gah.

[miscorrections]

I'm not yucking the dog, I'm yucking the tuberous pantyhosebeast.

[weeklymix]

Are those really boobs in the pantyhose.

[clumsy342]

[Suffacated]

sorry if i missed the memo, but is IDCrisis the new alias for Brokendoll? the font on that poster is eerily familiar.

memo? It should have been a sticky for the "FYI" challenged
.

I stopped reading that when she started referring to herself in the 3rd person. What...the fuck...

Obviously way too much for you to grasp.

tl;dr;IGNORED

short attention span; i can't read;subscribed.

[canexplain]

Are those really boobs in the pantyhose.

Of course not. That is a Katrina Survivor from Halloween 2005. It was vegoose, everyone dressed up for that fest. I posted pics of me but it wasn't a nude cr*****

[Courtney]

I find this thread increasingly upsetting.