Post Nude Photos Of Yourself That Won't Get You Banned

**sbessiso** · 12-07-2011, 04:46 PM

Wait, you're only 20?? That gets an extra

and a woof

Originally Posted by Courtney

I have my doubts. I prefer a phd-balanced, no-scent, hypoallergenic, non-drying wash for my lady mucous membranes.

Lady bits and man bits are different. Simple warm water works for me to ensure cleanliness of the booty before some guy gets all up in there. Not that it matters anymore since my boyfriend claims he's versatile even though its clearly obvious he's just a bottom and poor me can't get all my urges satisfied.

This is the Confessions thread isn't it?

**Goatchella** · 12-07-2011, 04:55 PM

Urges

**mountmccabe** · 12-07-2011, 04:58 PM

Originally Posted by Courtney

I have my doubts. I prefer a phd-balanced, no-scent, hypoallergenic, non-drying wash for my lady mucous membranes.

Would an MFA-balanced wash be OK?

**Courtney** · 12-07-2011, 04:58 PM

Jeez Salah. Tell him to man up. Literally.

**Courtney** · 12-07-2011, 04:59 PM

Hahaaa John. Clearly my mind is elsewhere today. But that is a particularly excellent typo.

**sbessiso** · 12-07-2011, 05:26 PM

Originally Posted by Courtney

Jeez Salah. Tell him to man up. Literally.

I've tried to but that just makes him more of a bottom

**JustSteve** · 12-07-2011, 05:32 PM

Originally Posted by Courtney

Hahaaa. Salah, I know they say you should only use water to wash your sensitive bits, but I really don't think water does an adequate job of getting everything clean. I have been torn on this for a while.

isn't the soap and shampoo used higher up on the body running over those areas anyway?

**chiapet** · 12-07-2011, 05:44 PM

Hrm, I don't know how I feel about using soap on those parts. Warm water and a wash cloth should be good enough, no?

**york707** · 12-07-2011, 06:28 PM

you guys are a bunch of dirty assholes

**guedita** · 12-07-2011, 07:12 PM

ods you are adorable.

Terrrrrrrrrence you make me laugh.

**ods..** · 12-07-2011, 07:20 PM

**Originalbob** · 12-07-2011, 11:47 PM

No Goat, I've already been warned.

When in doubt whether to soap or not to soap.... (that is the question) Go with Johnson's and Johnson's baby wash for sensitive skin. About as delicate as you can get. It's a win-win situation, plus an added bonus of powdery freshness in your nether regions.

**Mugwog** · 12-08-2011, 12:00 AM

Love it when my balls smell like a baby.

**Originalbob** · 12-08-2011, 12:05 AM

Mugwog--you know the smell of a baby's balls? 0_0

I love when mens' balls smell baby powder fresh

**Mugwog** · 12-08-2011, 12:14 AM

Hey don't judge, this is the internet.

**BROKENDOLL** · 12-08-2011, 02:13 AM

Originally Posted by Courtney

I have my doubts. I prefer a phd-balanced, no-scent, hypoallergenic, non-drying wash for my lady mucous membranes.

Somebody needs to hook Courtney up with the boy in the plastic bubble.

Originally Posted by Goatchella

Nope this....

I swear, the person that first turned me onto Dr. Bronner's told me you could use it for virtually everything from bathing to brushing your teeth, and from laundry to cleaning your bathroom. I just assumed that all that writing on the packaging verified that... that is, until the first time I actually did use it to brush my teeth. Can't say it tasted peppermint fresh, but I can tell you about it's lathering properties...endless, non-stop frothing like Cujo with rabies, and it took like 2 days to quit blowing bubbles whenever I'd exhale!

Originally Posted by Mugwog

1 capful of Dr. Bronner's +

= Chocolate Mint Chip Hershey's Kiss

**Goatchella** · 12-08-2011, 07:19 AM

Yeah I've never brushed my teeth with it. But I use it for everything else and I don't mind when it gets in my mouth. The soap that is.

Where are some legs of womens?

**SoulDischarge** · 12-08-2011, 10:17 AM

Oh goddammit I missed the ods. pic. Unfair.

**Goatchella** · 12-08-2011, 10:19 AM

Indeed. He is a sexy beast and you blew it.

Harry Chapin - taxi

**ods..** · 12-08-2011, 10:59 AM

**SoulDischarge** · 12-08-2011, 11:03 AM

I'm going to go cut myself and masturbate furiously into the wound to cope.

**Devin the Dude** · 12-08-2011, 08:54 PM

This thread blows donkey cock.

Sorry guys.

**M Sparks** · 12-08-2011, 11:18 PM

Awesome soap talk, gang. Keep the roll goin!

**Devin the Dude** · 12-09-2011, 12:20 AM

Don't worry I'll be back in a few days with a new hat.

**sbessiso** · 12-09-2011, 08:08 AM

if only you couldve heard my growl, zimmy

**Originalbob** · 12-09-2011, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by 2323824

we rollin again

Very NICE.

Obviously you have a lady friend--unless you chose the hot pink towels...?

**ivankay** · 12-09-2011, 08:24 AM

Very creative in that sense that makes me wonder how the steamed up mirror never got used before. Good job.

**zimmy1222** · 12-09-2011, 08:26 AM

^I wondered the same thing, I thought I just missed it in here.

**Goatchella** · 12-09-2011, 11:14 AM

Dang.

**sbconnection** · 12-09-2011, 03:23 PM

Wow Zimmy zim zim.... this picture makes me feel like I woke up panting and sweating from a wet dream. Bless you child, you are looking fly!

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