Post Nude Photos Of Yourself That Won't Get You Banned

[ods..]

No I know. I'm just an insecure fuck, that's all. Like I said, one day I'll post.

[Goatchella]

You wont^

[algunz]

STFU Goat, you have no balls either.

[Goatchella]

Well if I had a hot body like you I would just hang out naked all of the time.
I'm in the worst condition I have ever been in.
I work too much and don't get out enough. I seriously feel like quitting my job and just working out everyday will make me happier. Fuck money.

[algunz]

Blah, blah, blah . . .

All talk. It needs to get real.

[Goatchella]

I don't have any. Only topless pics. I'll see if my lady will take some and I'll blast no matter how nasty. You'r gonna regret this.

[guedita]

More boy butts.

[miscorrections]

Seriously, the lack of a hot body is no excuse. I'm a fatty fatty two-by-four (can't get through the bedroom door) and I still posted.

[Goatchella]

I love looking at all of your nakedness tho. I'll have chewbacca snap some of me tonight
Plus I have very similar tattoos to a certain board member who was banned in the past

[frizzlefry]

My bedroom door is 3-by-6

[Goatchella]

So you can get your ass in there and love this guy. He's a good guy and recently single.^

[chiapet]

Seriously, if we wanted to see perfectly chiseled abs and such, we'd just go find some generic porn. I love that this thread is people with all kinds of bodies. SOME of us don't actually prefer gym rats.

[Courtney]

For me, 99% of the appeal of this thread is that I know the people posting. Perfection is less interesting that a real person.

[Mugwog]

If anyone is holding onto this thread for fapping material, well...you're doing it wrong.

Don't be self conscious people, love your body! Even if kids told you that you have pregnant lady hips in the 4th grade (true story :\ )

[gaypalmsprings]

courtney helped give me this idea in tinychat the other night

Sometimes you gotta chug the beers to get to the good stuff!

[Goatchella]

This feels like rape and makes me hate you all a little more some how.

[ivankay]

Are you screaming because of the rape or did the peppermint soap get into a sensitive area?

[Goatchella]

I was cold and telling my gf to hurry the fuck up.
She wasn't too excited when I handed her my phone and told her I need nudes for the forum. I think it kinda turned her on somehow though.

[M Sparks]

I'm in the worst condition I have ever been in.

It's all relative. Your worst condition is my goal weight.

Seriously, the lack of a hot body is no excuse. I'm a fatty fatty two-by-four (can't get through the bedroom door) and I still posted.

When women put on weight, it makes their boobs grow and draws attention away from everything else. When men put on weight, the boobs BECOME the problem.

And yet, my last picture is still up and yours is gone.

[sbessiso]

Yummy

[Goatchella]

I'm just not into pictures or mirrors much. It trips me out to see myself.

Did you see the mole on the left pectoral ? Near the arm pit. I think BD said she had that too. My mom, brother and sister all have the same one too.

[HandBanana]

All Sparks' weight gain went right to his ballz.

[M Sparks]

Oh man, I wish I had taken a picture of my testicles when I was in the hospital. Some side effect of surgery gave me a softball down there. I'm sure at the time, I thought "Well, when would I ever have a good use for that picture?"

EDIT: This should probably go in Confessions.

[amyzzz]

When women put on weight, it makes their boobs grow and draws attention away from everything else. When men put on weight, the boobs BECOME the problem.

hahahahaha, no. I wish. I have an enormous pot belly.

[miscorrections]

Yeah, I have rolls. Plural. Maybe even Rolls, capitalized.

[Goatchella]

I likes em. Muscle tone on a woman makes my dick soft

[guedita]

TDawg: you fat p.o.s.

Just kidding. I haven't seen the picture yet because I'm at work.

[SoulDischarge]

Taken out of context. /gps

[Goatchella]

TDawg: you fat p.o.s.

Just kidding. I haven't seen the picture yet because I'm at work.

I can send you the ones of me naked wearing cat ears.

[M Sparks]

hahahahaha, no. I wish. I have an enormous pot belly.

Amy, you wore your daughter's Halloween costume this year, it can't be that enormous. But it's a good start.

I likes em. Muscle tone on a woman makes my dick soft

I won't go that far, but yes. I've dated women with all body types, but from a purely physical attraction standpoint, my ideal is NOT green on a BMI chart.