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    Awesome. Try it again with better lighting.
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    Needs more penis
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JewFace View Post
    Alright, given that that unpleasantness was largely my fault, here you go. I shot this myself for a yoga and movement class I'm teaching. I think it's SFW. Also, I am now CRAVING a gyro.

    Has anyone ever told you how firm and tight you are?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Has anyone ever told you how firm and tight you are?
    Are you referring to his buttocks?
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    Are you referring to his buttocks?
    Those too. I think the term I'm looking for is, "sinewy." I mean, look, he's built like a solid six pack. (Light beer, of course.)

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    Umm hmm. Tight Jew.
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    2 oz blended whiskey
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Umm hmm. Tight Jew.
    Flagged for anti-semitism
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Flagged for anti-semitism
    He wasn't referring to his wallet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    JESUS MARY
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    Nice sac
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    Sweet taint, bro.
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    his is oh so sweet
    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    When you're in that position, do you strategically touch/align dicks? Or is it just a falls where it falls sort of thing?

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    well I dont know how it is with skinny guys but with all that furry meat we collectively have, things just end up where they do
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    Huh. The More You Know.

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    I like to keep things under my belly.
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    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    Meaning you like to put the other guy's penis under your belly? Is there thrusting involved when that happens, or do you just keep it there like it's in an incubator?

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    I hope you took off your glasses eventually.

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    This raises a GREAT question for all the chubby gay guys of the board:

    since most of you seem to be into OTHER chubby guys, which means there's gonna be a lot of naked flesh and folds and stuff... like... how common is it for one of you to kinda fuck the other one's rolls? Or maybe not like go out of your WAY to mount and fuck their stomach roll, but you know what I mean--you're making out, rolling around, a boner slips inbetween a lube-slicked roll or two... and you just kinda thrust away?

    Is that just common foreplay, is it uncommon, is it a fetish that sometimes actually IS like the primary form of sex?
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    You mean like titty fucking?

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    Yeah, but with non-tits. Like titty fucking with bellies.
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    Tummy fucking.
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    I've seen an amateur video online of some dude fucking another guys belly button. But no, by and large (HAHAHAH), that's not how it works.
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    How popular is tummy fucking for men having sex with a woman with rolls?

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    How popular is tummy fucking for men having sex with a woman with rolls?
    Irrelevant. Those men are having sex with women and therefore are not depraved perverts.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    Am I the only one distracted by what appears to be a tub of margarine on the bed?
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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Am I the only one distracted by what appears to be a tub of margarine on the bed?
    Caught that too. For shame guys! .... BUTTER is a much better choice. Doesn't have all those nasty chemicals.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonnyboy11 View Post
    Caught that too. For shame guys! .... BUTTER is a much better choice. Doesn't have all those nasty chemicals.
    Now I have the image of hot buttered crescents and sticky buns in my head...

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    Am I the only one distracted by what appears to be a tub of margarine on the bed?
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