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    Quote Originally Posted by HowToDisappear View Post
    C'mon, surely someone here has some sexting pics handy on their phone that could be quickly edited for acceptability and posted, right?!? Who cares if they're bad, or you're ugly, or the lighting wasn't right! DO SOMETHING QUICK.

    (Not you, Algunz.)
    Trying to figure out how I can post something in this thread that isn't douchey/fruity/weird-y.

    edit: might take a pic for this thread + fitchella thread when i'm off.
    crab fries

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    don't post

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    I knew I could count on you, J$.
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    See that guy in the background talking loudly about crab cakes? That's you.

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    There will be no shaking in a tube sock to that one.

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    He and I basically have the same boobs.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Hands-free devices.
    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    See that guy in the background talking loudly about crab cakes? That's you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    There will be no shaking in a tube sock to that one.
    might be a little shaking in somewhere else if you know what i mean
    crab fries

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    I was approached to be a model for Kronos gyros.

    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    I was approached to be a model for Kronos gyros.

    This is fuckin awesome!!
    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Is that written in some sort of underground rat language I'm not familiar with?

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    my god this thread has tanked since #4889...such a pity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by breathewithme View Post
    my god this thread has tanked since #4889...such a pity.
    you fucked up. http://www.coachella.com/forum/showt...=1#post2863263
    Certain songs they get so scratched into our souls

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    I was approached to be a model for Kronos gyros.

    I wish I would have woken up to this in Detroit
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    That meat needs some tzatziki
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    The walking, breathing leather windbag ruined this thread too. What a fucking surprise.
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    Ignore function is your friend, it is especially helpful in situations such as this.

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    If we haven't learned to collectively ignore people who disrupt every thread they post in by now, we'll never learn.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    I think you meant....never never never.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Try as you may, but never forget...

    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    The walking, breathing leather windbag ruined this thread too. What a fucking surprise.
    Wait. This is the thread where you post a nude photo that won't get you banned, right? And, I'm still here... Care to explain how I ruined anything?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Don't click view post everyone. If you do you have no right to complain.

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    Sorry, guys, all that racket about the dirty old man was my fault. Shouldn't have asked.

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    It's OK, JF. You were just trying to catch up.


    From what I remember, your participation in here was easily welcomed. Share your skin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    I was approached to be a model for Kronos gyros.

    <3 beatz 4 u
    LOL! <33
    Quote Originally Posted by Zafocaine View Post
    Great advertising strategy for her vagina though! As if having a vagina weren't all a vagina needed. Now introducing the Lustful Scorned Lover scent, by RSW.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    It's OK, JF. You were just trying to catch up.

    From what I remember, your participation in here was easily welcomed. Share your skin.
    Alright, given that that unpleasantness was largely my fault, here you go. I shot this myself for a yoga and movement class I'm teaching. I think it's SFW. Also, I am now CRAVING a gyro.


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    Beautiful.

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    stunning
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Cock blocking shadow
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Thanks for classing up the joint. Very cool pic.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Pretty fantastic photo. Classy indeed.
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