Post Nude Photos Of Yourself That Won't Get You Banned

[Drewski27]

AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR BLINDS?

[Premium Roast]

caught the New Year's Eve green orb* and had a rough, room messing up sexathon with it. Going back for more. "Let's explain".

* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zhsE...layer_embedded

[Mugwog]

Great use of props!

[ballroomdancer22]

Don't flatter yourself.

[stinkbutt]

What is hanging out Premium roast's ass?

[Premium Roast]

A table cloth. Had a table up my ass, okay? Jesus Christ, you people and your esthetics.

“You try to share some love… (*mutters*)….could have answered with mom jokes….gave me a headache… (*mutters, mutters*) ”

[Courtney]

Let's recap 2011, shall we?

All I got is this, but I may have posted it before...

As a photoshop master, I have taken the liberty of working the levels on algunz photo to lighten it up a bit.
I gotta say, this is pretty smokin hot.

nips

Had a few too many drinks this night....

Also, lovely picture Courtney.

Fine. This is so Hannah posts. And if you take yours down, Hannah, you have to promise to send it to me. Please excuse my shit webcam.

i don't plan on running for office. i expect to be crowned King of the World at some point, so it doesn't matter what i do:

i LOVE it mike. i opened the thread right to that

and everyone else is doing it so what the hell...

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Drinkey is an inspiration to pale, skinny, and hairless (face excluded) men everywhere....

too much partying in Vegas

Everyone's doing it..

I'm sure you can guess who I roll with.

Cotton candy around the nips and Whiskey's over the sausage. Yosemite style.

Whore.



Dirty Whore.



I meant to show off my Union hat, but oh well.

You're telling me this? Please...

^ ^ ^ ^ ^

Oops! Forgot the pic!

And the other one from the same day (today)

Beware of the bear!

Straight bear. Sorry boys.

Why is this "post reply" button so hard to click? Awww, fuck it. Here we go.

Ladies. Please restrain yourselves from clogging my PM box.

I guess I should post this.

recently single. drunk. fuck it.

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Here's a little crappy reboot from mah phone; I want to see everyone naked again. It's been long enough.

fuck it.

It sort of looked like this.




I added the nipple for artistic effect. There was, in fact, no nipple.

Back in the day, I remember how protective you were of your identity or anything that might elude to exposing your personal info on this message board...You were like the Miss Manners of Message Boards, and now just look at you! Hatin' on animals and flashin' ass... here I was, just trying to participate without getting myself in trouble...Pfft!




I'll be sure to have your name highlighted in the credits, Mr. Gribble. You wouldn't by chance have a picture I could add to it, would you?

Brokendoll isn't nude enough. I added labias

To be fair, here's me:

You blockheads are being silly. This Pot guy is hilarious.

Anyway, back to the business at hand. Butt = ban? Guess I'll find out. An early happy b'day to C0urtney. Oh, and, hi T-bone.

Yeah, it's a day early. But what's wrong with starting a birthday celebration a day early? NOTHING, that's what.

Happy birthday, Courtney.

Happy birthday Courtney. I hope this teaches you the value of being careful what you wish for.

Hi, I got you a new pet for your birthday.

Sorry to spoil the hawtness.

I'd hold out and wait for Corinna to post more, but I'm going to be out of the house most of the day.



PS Courtney, my birthday is the week of ATP...

^Ah woo!

Here's the picture back:

Happy birthday

is it time for fat and hairy again?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY COURTNEY

Happy birthday!

one last birthday present to round out a pretty successful day of nudes, enjoy the undie action! I am impressed with everyone's lovely pics, especially the leash ones.


DISCLAIMER: yes I am of legal age (22), just a shorty

Ok guys... Thanks to Courtney's bday wish you all get to see the mole on my ass. Happy Belated Darling

Pete

Hi. It's Friday. I'm bored.



Your turn.

http://la.guestofaguest.com/coachell...up-predictions

is that photo from this thread? lol

time for this lurker to save this thread with some good old fashioned sock bulge





now... boobies please!

Ooops! Just in case the new text with pic rule is being enforced...

I hope this resurrects the thread.

I guess that douchey fedora was good for something..

Here is what happens when you get old .... oh well .... cr****

Many more of these to pop up in the future with proper context of shoot

You only live once.

this thread is not a competition, we all win! but i am terribly bored though since my computer has a virus & i'm recovering from surgery, so here you go. not creatively cool like cara, plus i have scars that would make my belly nowhere near as pretty as hers though

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Allow me to creep Neighborhood Creep & HandBanana out Miss.

I am kind of copping out, this picture is an out take from the beginning of the year. However, I thought it suitable in regards to the recent nipple controversy.




Edit, and no my boobs aren't that saggy, I'm actually leaning over (down) but the photo is flipped.

I think I figured out how to work this iPad thing.

courtney helped give me this idea in tinychat the other night

This feels like rape and makes me hate you all a little more some how.

I suppose it's been awhile.

i'm bored and playing with my new scarf. let's see some new blood up in here

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Right after sending Santa on his Merry Little Way... Until next year... Ho, ho, ho!

[Justin170]

Genius!

[chiapet]

Thanks for the re-cap, Courtney.

Now who's next?

[Drewski27]

fap fap fap

[theresalwaysone]

Well done on the recap.

[BROKENDOLL]

Today's Message Board Lesson: Start at the top and scroll down at a steady pace to add animation to the recap. (It's almost like a soft porn flick) When you reach the end and start to smirk all nasty like to yourself, slowly close you eyes and let your mind drift and then wander to the thought, " OMG, I'm gonna be seeing these people for real, in less than 100 days!"

The recap reminded me of an inspiration I got from this thread last year...


I have no doubts that you guys could pull this off this year...

[Originalbob]

Are you trying to tell us you're going to pull "The Wizard" on fellow Coachella goers this year?

[greghead]

Let's recap 2011, shall we?

You can toss mine in there as well, I know you have it saved . . .

[MissingPerson]

That does it, we're definitely doing a calender next year.

[guedita]

Hmm. If anyone saved my cat fanny pack picture I'd like a copy. I seem to have completely deleted it off my hard drive.

[RedHotSgtPeppers]

Excellent recap. I may have to contribute again soon.

[Goatchella]

Does anyone on the boards know the naked wizard?

[Goatchella]

Hmm. If anyone saved my cat fanny pack picture I'd like a copy. I seem to have completely deleted it off my hard drive.

Please forward me all naked pics thnx

Ps unedited

Pps don't tell my gf

[guedita]

Hmm. If anyone saved my cat fanny pack picture I'd like a copy. I seem to have completely deleted it off my hard drive.

I wasn't kidding, I won't judge you. I don't want to take another one and I enjoy admiring myself.

[Neighborhood Creep]

I wasn't kidding, I won't judge you. I don't want to take another one and I enjoy admiring myself.

I deleted it after using it 5-6 times for my alone sessions

[fikus222]

Cara, I've got it

I'll send it via email.

[Goatchella]

Alone sessions...

[Mugwog]

Always better to FAP not alone.

That being said, group nekkid photo this year? PLURsday night maybe? We'd all be extremely fucked and out of our minds by the start of the festival.

[kitt kat]

A great reason why I'd never post in this thread.

[weeklymix]

Came here thinking kitt kat had posted nudes. Severely disappointed.

[suprefan]

Polaroids aren't digital.

[SoulDischarge]

Knew that post wouldn't be a nude. Dude probably showers with shorts on.

[guedita]

Polaroids aren't digital.

Best.

[weeklymix]

Knew that post wouldn't be a nude. Dude probably showers with shorts on.

Ahhhhahahaha.